>claw away at the rock until there is a 1 block high space to jump.
[QUOTE=CowThing;28280359]>claw away at the rock until there is a 1 block high space to jump.[/QUOTE]
In an attempt to save time, you climb the full way up the cave until you reach the surface.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RdY04.png[/img]
You managed to obtain 1 Gravel on your journey. You used some Sand to create a tower up to the surface, so have lost what you never had.
>check the time of day.
[QUOTE=CowThing;28280463]>check the time of day.[/QUOTE]
Using your masterous deduction skills, you look at the sun and determine the time.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EP1Nv.png[/img]
It's early morning. Perhaps 6:00 or 7:00.
You wonder why your eyes do not cease to function now that you've stared at the sun for roughly 10 seconds.
> Find sugar cane and harvest.
> Plenty of time! Time to gather at least 12 tree trunks.
> Punch a couple of cows and get some leather.
[QUOTE=Zamped;28280543]> Find sugar cane and harvest.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/KwJPU.png[/img]
You look at your kingdom: you're finally there, but there does not appear to be any sugar cane.
[QUOTE=CowThing;28280556]> Plenty of time! Time to gather at least 12 tree trunks.[/QUOTE]
A splendid idea! You are glad things are finally getting started.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sTg4r.png[/img]
16 is a much better number than 12. In conclusion, you remove an extra 4 logs from trees. Fuck the environment.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
Your hunger levels exceed expected and you must leave to eat some cooked ham.
You will return in a few moments.
>dig down 16 blocks
>sit on your throne as the prince of bel-air
>Make base of your home near the water.
> Create a small home for you to later dig down and get cobblestone
[QUOTE=McNab;28280745]>sit on your throne as the prince of bel-air[/QUOTE]
In a random fit of inspiration, you create a throne to place your royal buttocks upon.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zmi6h.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/gB6rw.png[/img]
That'll show those mobs who's boss.
> Search for clay
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;28281058]> alt + f4[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/RyD5W.png[/img]
what in the fuck did you just do
[QUOTE=JohanGS;28281125]> Search for clay[/QUOTE]
In progress.
> Stagnate
-snip-
> Create library.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;28281125]> Search for clay[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5T0b2.png[/img]
You do not find clay in the end, but however happen upon a rather handsome squid. Perhaps we should give him a name? Or would you rather slaughter him for his ink sacs?
[QUOTE=IrishBandit;28281144]> Stagnate[/QUOTE]
Now is not the time for stagnation! We don't even have a house to stagnate in, moron.
> Search for dungeon
(alt. sleep with octopussy, eheheh)
>Become friends and share intimate secrets
> name the squid floyd. then proceed to gather supplies to make a shelter before night falls.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;28281203]> Search for dungeon
(alt. sleep with octopussy, eheheh)[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=McNab;28281209]>Become friends and share intimate secrets[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MeVp7.png[/img]
Your attempts at either are futile, as he duly swims away. You are left friendless and have abandoned your throne. Loser.
Kill and take sack.
[QUOTE=erik802;28281257]Kill and take sack.[/QUOTE]
You are not sure what to do with the scrotum of a squid, but you do it nonetheless.
Floyd is violently beaten over the head with a wooden half-step until he is dead. 3 Ink Sacs are dropped.
To commemorate the death of your one and only friend, a sign is placed in his honour. An Ink Sac accompanies this sign to show the loss of your true friend.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JtAC2.png[/img]
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28281308]You are not sure what to do with the scrotum of a squid, but you do it nonetheless.
Floyd is violently beaten over the head with a wooden half-step until he is dead. 3 Ink Sacs are dropped.
To commemorate the death of your one and only friend, a sign is placed in his honour. An Ink Sac accompanies this sign to show the loss of your true friend.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/JtAC2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
>Sit back on throne, await night-time and hope the throne's magical forcefield protects you
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28281365]>Sit back on throne, await night-time and hope the throne's magical forcefield protects you[/QUOTE]
You await the dangers of the night on your throne.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/11u7e.png[/img]
A White Sheep wishes to challenge you for your throne. Will you battle the sheep or give up your throne?
[QUOTE=sam6420;28281413]>Hit escape, hit disconnect.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4jfXv.png[/img]
It appears that you cannot disconnect from single player.
> Take the sheep's wool and make a bed.
[QUOTE=sam6420;28281454]FUUUU-
>Hit "save and quit to title"[/QUOTE]
You break your monitor.
Good job.
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