> find a spare monitor and continue playing minecraft.
[QUOTE=Oicani Gonzales;28281470]> Fucking abscond[/QUOTE]
You abscond like the righteous motherfucker you are.
Unfortunately, your limited vocabulary fails you and you punch it.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zjBFZ.png[/IMG]
The White Sheep flees after being struck once. Only one Wool is dropped, not enough to create the previously suggested bed.
Night is approaching - what in the fucking fuckedy fuck do you fucking do?
> challenge the puny sheep to a duel to the death
> Create pickaxe, acquire stone, build furnace, make charcoal, and place torches around throne area.
[QUOTE=Sukor;28281529]> Create pickaxe, acquire stone, build furnace, make charcoal, and place torches around throne area.[/QUOTE]
Nothing is impossible for you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8XZXO.png[/img]
Your illuminated throne scares away all predators, with the exception of pretty much all of them.
[QUOTE=sam6420;28281553]>Build a castle with wood that you are to gather from trees. Castle must be 1000x1000. GO![/QUOTE]
fuck you man, fuck you
> Burn your throne.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;28281658]> Burn your throne.[/QUOTE]
You do not have sufficient supplies to burn your throne.
Also, that'd be fucking insane. You're the [i]Fresh Prince[/i]!
> find steel and flint, make flint and tinder, burn throne
> Convert 30 planks to 60 sticks.
> Craft a Stone SORD... and sit on your Illuminated Throne menacingly.
[QUOTE=Da_Maniac_;28281730]> find steel and flint, make flint and tinder, burn throne[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CEfeQ.png[/img]
It's dark and scary out there. Perhaps you should just let the light of your throne comfort you until day.
[QUOTE=maqzek;28281739]> Convert 30 planks to 60 sticks.[/QUOTE]
You don't see the point of this, but it is done.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/XOGAV.png[/img]
[QUOTE=Sukor;28281762]> Craft a Stone SORD... and sit on your Illuminated Throne menacingly.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/zoGaM.png[/img]
Those bitches better know what's coming.
>Go hunt for a pack of animated skeleton archers and kill them.
>Descend
[QUOTE=SonicHitman;28281855]Go hunt for a pack of animated skeleton archers and kill them.[/QUOTE]
This seems like a reasonable, plausible idea until HOLY FUCKING SHIT CREEPER OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LQzO5.png[/img]
JESUS HOLY FUCKING CHRIST I NEED TO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR
You consequently change your underwear and feel like a new man.
[QUOTE=ElectronicG19;28281868]>Descend[/QUOTE]
> ... Into the dark of the underworld
[b][i]AUTOMATIC UPDATE[/i][/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/79O5B.png[/img]
Some motherfucker of a spider thinks it can chase you away from your royal buttock-holder.
Do you wish to kick it's arse or diplomatically discuss territories?
>go into the hole
this time with torches
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28281951][b][i]AUTOMATIC UPDATE[/i][/b]
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/79O5B.png[/img_thumb]
Some motherfucker of a spider thinks it can chase you away from your royal buttock-holder.
Do you wish to kick it's arse or diplomatically discuss territories?[/QUOTE]
>Discuss a peace treaty, then stab him in the back when he walks away
>discuss territories
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28281978]>Discuss a peace treaty, then stab him in the back when he walks away[/QUOTE]
You attempt to discuss a peace treaty. The Spider does not listen to reason and decides to keep jumping at your face.
Out of nowhere, a Creeper gets all up in your arse and blows the fuck up. The impact from the consequential fall kills you.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/NYK2o.png[/img]
You die with a measly score of &e0.
[b]NEW HIGH SCORE![/b]
>respawn and jump in hole and bathe in lava
>Take high-detail screenshot. (Shift + F2)
[QUOTE=nmagain;28282070]>respawn and jump in hole and bathe in lava[/QUOTE]
You return to the world for round two.
After recalling previous events of lava bathing, you decide that's an obscenely ridiculous idea and return to your throne.
You regain previous items and venture to your throne, when suddenly:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/t8OQ0.png[/img]
Some butterdick of a Creeper blew some of your Illuminated Throne up. How do you deal with this shit?
As an added note, you think you heard the distinct moan of a zombie to your left.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zakkin;28282141]>Take high-detail screenshot. (Shift + F2)[/QUOTE]
You also realise it may be more effective to use F2 to take screenshots rather than alt+printscreen and cropping the image in Paint. However, shit will be done my way.
>Take your rage from the death of Floyd and unleash it upon the zombie weakling.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28282181]>Take your rage from the death of Floyd and unleash it upon the zombie weakling.[/QUOTE]
[b]BY THE POWER OF YOU AND FLOYD COMBINED, THIS ZOMBIE IS A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER[/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/emVuD.png[/img]
The Zombie dropped 2 Feathers upon its demise.
In a rather annoying turn of events, you hear an arrow coming towards you. It's always struck you as odd how a skeleton of a deceased human can re-animate itself and come to do complex tasks such as firing a bow, but fuck logic.
>Take the arrow to the balls
>Press shift + F2
==>
you can use zscreen or gyazo
>jump into the hole and don't bathe in lava
[QUOTE=ChrisDom;28282292]>Take the arrow to the balls[/QUOTE]
You are not sure what compels you to do this, but you decide your crown jewels must be subjected to this torture.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5lvML.png[/img]
The Skeleton is a rubbish aim, but sure enough, it got one right in your nutsack. Say goodbye to any hopes of future family.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[b][i]AUTOMATIC UPDATE[/i][/b]
Now you have another fucking Spider on your tail. Perhaps you should deal with them?
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