[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;28283555]>Flip the fuck out.[/QUOTE]
Due to excessive amounts of flipping the fuck out in a rather weasel-ish fashion, a staircase has been created.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ihdnd.png[/img]
Better escape before it becomes night again. You know what happened [i]last time[/i].
>Fuck staircases, dig down.
I made devotion picture to Floyd. Will upload in a moment.
[QUOTE=Maksim;28283592]>dig out and hang out with the dashing chickens[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/8uHz2.png[/img]
These chickens are rather dashing fellows.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;28283615]>Fuck staircases, dig down.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/InTeb.png[/img]
Good job, fucknuts: it's solid stone.
>Jump up. Then proceed to maul cows for hides. And then make some cool boots. And then go look for signs of society.
> Stick your sand right up a Spider's venom glands, and collect the string that comes out.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;28283706]>Jump up. Then proceed to maul cows for hides. And then make some cool boots. And then go look for signs of society.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/UbxzE.png[/img]
There are no cows in sight. You can still see a rather dashing chicken. You feel slight sexual attraction towards it.
>mount chicken.
Follow the rather dashing chicken until it drops an egg, then proceed to throw the egg at the rather dashing chicken.
[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2011-02-26_10.33_.54_.png[/img]
Hail Floyd. Build monument to Floyd
[QUOTE=CowThing;28283766]>mount chicken.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/6NM1W.png[/img]
Your attempts at mounting the chicken are futile: it is far too dashing to let you.
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28283768]Follow the rather dashing chicken until it drops an egg, then proceed to throw the egg at the rather dashing chicken.[/QUOTE]
The chicken does not appreciate such stalking activities. He has placed an execution order for the 5th of October 2012.
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28283807][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/2011-02-26_10.33_.54_.png[/img_thumb]
Hail Floyd. Build monument to Floyd[/QUOTE]
My god, I want this. So bad.
> gather wood, build simple house before dark.
make a hole, cover it up and wait the night out
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28283833]
My god, I want this. So bad.[/QUOTE]
It'l cost ya......
Keep the thread alive and I'll give it to you.
Gonna be in my texture pack when I finish.
[QUOTE=CowThing;28283931]> gather wood, build simple house before dark.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mMr0m.png[/img]
You conjure yourself a wooden house, complete with door; just in time, too! The sun looks like it's about to start setting.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28284004]It'l cost ya......
Keep the thread alive and I'll give it to you.
Gonna be in my texture pack when I finish.[/QUOTE]
It could be used as a glorious monument to Floyd inside the new house.
> Create a bed, go to sleep
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;28284159]> Create a bed, go to sleep[/QUOTE]
Whoops! We didn't get any Wool during the day!
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HzKPM.png[/img]
The sun is setting. Would you like to brave the darkness of the night in an attempt to get Wool?
>Make crafting bench in house and craft
[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28284223]>Make crafting bench in house and craft[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/3suXM.png[/img]
Luckily, the house already comes pre-installed with a Crafting Bench. Do you know what you wish to craft?
>Craft 4 sticks, and use those sticks along with remaining planks to make your first Pickaxe
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28284312]>Craft 4 sticks, and use those sticks along with remaining planks to make your first Pickaxe[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MUx5V.png[/img]
You're now one badass motherfucker, ready to face anything with your boss-as-fuck Wooden Pickaxe.
>Go out and mine some cobblestone from the hole.
[QUOTE=Waze;28284373]>Go out and mine some cobblestone from the hole.[/QUOTE]
It's dark as fuck out there. But you don't give a shit; your pickaxe will protect you from anything. You still kinda miss your Illuminated Throne and Floyd, though.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/A7iM8.png[/img]
You now have 16 Cobblestone. Now think of something to do with it, smartass.
>Craft a sword, and go carve up some Spiders. In fact, craft two to duel-wield.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28284430]>Craft a sword, and go carve up some Spiders. In fact, craft two to duel-wield.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/w7Kb2.png[/img]
These Spiders are fucked now. They tremble in fear of your Stone Sword.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/V0RMb.png[/img]
Your search did not bring you any Spiders. However, you have found a pair of rather dashing Creepers: perhaps you could put them to the blade?
> Lure Creeper into house, keep it in there
[QUOTE=w0lfeh;28284552]> Lure Creeper into house, keep it in there[/QUOTE]
As ridiculous as it is, this plan seems utterly brilliant.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZpKzR.png[/img]
The Creeper now owns your house. Well fucking done.
Go on a quest to find sheep for wool, and a tree for wood, then build a bed on the roof of your house. Surely you're safe with a creeper guarding your house.
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28284732]Go on a quest to find sheep for wool, and a tree for wood, then build a bed on the roof of your house. Surely you're safe with a creeper guarding your house.[/QUOTE]
You attempt to find a Sheep.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/koOWE.png[/img]
Just your fucking luck: another Skeleton! Do you deal with him or abscond?
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