[QUOTE=Zombie Strider;28284826]>Both! Naw just run[/QUOTE]
You try to abscond like a motherfucker.
You end up being chased by multiple Creepers, a few Skeletons and two Spiders.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CLxLG.png[/img]
You abscond the fuck back to your house, where the Creeper has thankfully decided to put on sale. You are now the true owner of this house.
He sold it, but he is still in the house... waiting
[QUOTE=Maksim;28285010]He sold it, but he is still in the house... waiting[/QUOTE]
You start freaking out in anticipation of when the Creeper is going to strike. You play some Marvel vs Capcom 3 to chill out. The Ticker is now your best friend as you await more replies.
>Buff your pylon
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;28285138]>Buff your pylon[/QUOTE]
You are confused and drop 4 Yellow Flowers on the floor.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ac3d3.png[/img]
> Crush those flowers into a nice dye, in anticipation of sheep wool.
[QUOTE=DarkwindLeaf;28285174]You are confused and drop 4 Yellow Flowers on the floor.
[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/Ac3d3.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
Start going on a rampage outside and beat monsters up with flowers.
[QUOTE=eatdembeanz;28285345]> Crush those flowers into a nice dye, in anticipation of sheep wool.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Y5JAa.png[/img]
That was a nice waste of time.
[editline]25th February 2011[/editline]
I think I'm done for the night. Keep posting commands, I'll continue the thread tomorrow. That was fun, guys!
color a sheep yellow, party together.
>Build a cobblestone shrine to remember floyd by.
> Use Yellow Dye to Stagnate
> Establish a mine inside your house
>flood house and wait for squid to spawn and then create an aquarium
>jump off cliff
>Down load my texture pack, apply it, and hang a gigantic picture of Floyd in the place where all squid go in a memorial devoted to Floyd.
Oh wait gotta finish texture pack first.
[QUOTE=JohanGS;28287352]> Establish a mine inside your house[/QUOTE]
Afterwards
> Establish a house inside of your mine inside your house.
>Go outside and punch a creeper in the snout to establish superiorty. And if snoutpunch works, do the truffle shuffle.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;28285808]>Build a cobblestone shrine to remember floyd by.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/J0A0r.png[/img]
You begin to feel rather emotional. You'll never find a friend as great as Floyd.
[QUOTE=IrishBandit;28286271]> Use Yellow Dye to Stagnate[/QUOTE]
You have stagnated overnight and woken up to check up on your thread. When will you get a life?
[QUOTE=JohanGS;28287352]> Establish a mine inside your house[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/wRevp.png[/img]
Your badass mine has been created. You are now in possession of 3 Sands.
[QUOTE=Barrowsx;28289845]Afterwards
> Establish a house inside of your mine inside your house.[/QUOTE]
Now is not the time to honour Xzibit. Floyd was a much greater soul.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;28292982]>Go outside and punch a creeper in the snout to establish superiorty. And if snoutpunch works, do the truffle shuffle.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/h2Fif.png[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/AVRMv.gif[/img]
All Creepers tremble in fear of you.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;28294007][img_thumb]http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/ps/ps1062.gif[/img_thumb]
AWWW YEAH[/QUOTE]
You are now deceased from excessive Truffle Shuffling. Fortunately, you return to your home with the same everything you previously had.
>When the day begins, Begin your search for sheeps and gather enough wool to make a bed
[QUOTE=Epicbawmbar;28294223]>When the day begins, Begin your search for sheeps and gather enough wool to make a bed[/QUOTE]
You go in search of some Sheep. Once you have enough Wool, you believe it would be suitable to craft yourself a Bed for the night ahead.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TeGGI.png[/img]
You do not find any Sheep. However, you see another pair of rather dashing Creepers, accompanied by a Spider. There are also Pigs nearby. Would you like to engage in fisticuffs?
>masturbate and inceminate chicken to create hybrid chicken soldiers to kill creepers.
[QUOTE=Awegner;28294339]>masturbate and inceminate chicken to create hybrid chicken soldiers to kill creepers.[/QUOTE]
The chickens have moved the execution date forward to tomorrow. You're fucked.
Slap the creepers shit and chop down some trees to get 3 Sapling. Make out of your bones bonemeal and start to make a forest. ALL GLORY TO THE GREEN REVOLUTION
> Construct rapture, without splicers.
[QUOTE=Epicbawmbar;28294371]Slap the creepers shit and chop down some trees to get 3 Sapling. Make out of your bones bonemeal and start to make a forest. ALL GLORY TO THE GREEN REVOLUTION[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ym4y3.png[/img]
The Creepers do not take kindly to the slapping of their shit and destroy some of the environment.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Aalmp.png[/img]
Your collection of Saplings looks rather healthy now. However, you have lost a few hearts due to being a careless fuck and falling down things.
[QUOTE=Awegner;28294377]> Construct rapture, without splicers.[/QUOTE]
You have insufficient resources. It may also be wise not to intrude on Floyd's ancient territory.
Jump off a cliff.
[QUOTE=Alex_V;28294496]Jump off a cliff.[/QUOTE]
There are no nearby cliffs, so you decide against this.
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