>Try and construct a huge mech and then ride it around.
> Dig straight down.
[QUOTE=GmanIsJoker;28294537]>Try and construct a huge mech and then ride it around.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LR22f.png[/img]
Your attempt at a mech is flawed: you have insufficient resources.
[QUOTE=Mr MP;28294541]> Dig straight down.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/9xV7o.png[/img]
There's no escape.
> Find a cliff, then proceed to jump off it.
[QUOTE=Alex_V;28294586]> Find a cliff, then proceed to jump off it.[/QUOTE]
You are stuck in a hole. You still don't know where any cliffs are anyway.
>Dig further down
[QUOTE=rakkar;28294657]>Dig further down[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/mWC9F.png[/img]
You might have gone a bit too far.
>Call upon your blocky creature friends to help you.
Create some space and plant a sapling.
>Dig till you find a cave
[QUOTE=nmagain;28294727]>Dig till you find a cave[/QUOTE]
You dig downwards until your Wooden Pickaxe gives in.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4aLpI.png[/img]
Good job, you're absolutely fucked down here.
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28294726]Create some space and plant a sapling.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps you will have more luck with dirt once you hit a cave.
[QUOTE=macdoo999;28294722]>Call upon your blocky creature friends to help you.[/QUOTE]
In this hole, nothing can hear you scream.
>Use your manly hand to destroy stone
[QUOTE=nmagain;28294825]>Use your manly hand to destroy stone[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nHCWV.png[/img]
You have reached Bedrock. It is also getting darker outside.
A Bed has not been created yet, either. You're really fucking awful at this game.
>go up
[QUOTE=nmagain;28294990]>go up[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/HBRDK.png[/img]
You came so far only to run out of blocks. Do you [i]ever[/i] think this shit through?
>dig the sand to make it possible to go further up
>Use the TNT the almighty god Notch inserted into your inventory, and blow shit up.
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295021]>dig the sand to make it possible to go further up[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/s4jQ3.png[/img]
You have arrived at the surface again. That was a really pointless hole.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295025]>Use the TNT the almighty god Notch inserted into your inventory, and blow shit up.[/QUOTE]
You ignore the Gods as you are a rebellious motherfucker. You receive no TNT.
>Whatever you may think, during your time in the hole, you experienced an epiphany, you now realise that was the most important hole in the history of man
>make some stone picks
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295049]>Whatever you may think, during your time in the hole, you experienced an epiphany, you now realise that was the most important hole in the history of man[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CDbRq.png[/img]
You throw your Wooden Shovel into the hole as a sign of respect. You're sure Floyd would be touched.
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295058]>make some stone picks[/QUOTE]
You used all your Cobblestone to get out of the hole!
>get some cobblestone then make picks.
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295097]>get some cobblestone then make picks.[/QUOTE]
The darkness of the outside scares you. You retreat back to your house.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/2QPrr.png[/img]
>Check inventory to see if you have the resources for a bed
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295153]>Check inventory to see if you have the resources for a bed[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/k3ndP.png[/img]
You're damn fucking skint.
>go get wood and wool
> Expand mine
>Lie down on a bed
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295180]>go get wood and wool[/QUOTE]
Fortunately, there was a Sheep outside who was generous enough to donate 3 Wool. You also said "fuck you" to both the environment and physics by punching a tree in the middle until it dropped one Wood and left a levitating trunk.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/dXOfo.png[/img]
Wait. Do not craft a bed, becuase you are one hardcore motherfucker.
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