[QUOTE=JohanGS;28295201]> Expand mine[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/EFNoD.png[/img]
You have generously expanded your mine.
[QUOTE=Vipersnake;28295203]>Lie down on a bed[/QUOTE]
You do not yet have a bed.
[QUOTE=horsedrowner;28295223]Wait[/QUOTE]
You patiently stagnate.
>make bed and sleep outside
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295305]>make bed and sleep outside[/QUOTE]
You do not see the logicality in this command but proceed with it anyway.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/oGYhU.png[/img]
Due to your texture pack not having updated for Beta 1.3, tonight you will be sleeping on a set of uncomfortable grey blocks. Joy.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/rU5mO.png[/img]
You are awoken by some cunt of a Zombie. He has swiftly backed you into a tree, where you are locked in by Leaves. Traitorous. What will you do?
>attack with sword
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295342]>attack with sword[/QUOTE]
In the name of Floyd, you valiantly attack.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/sWkS7.png[/img]
The Zombie is deceased and drops no spoils of war.
Bring the uncomfortable grey blocks indoors where you may sleep uninterrupted and then go outside.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28295399]Bring the uncomfortable grey blocks indoors where you may sleep uninterrupted and then go outside.[/QUOTE]
You move the bed inside, then walk out.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/JlTQz.png[/img]
You're not quite sure if that was what you were supposed to do.
>go inside and sleep
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295417]>go inside and sleep[/QUOTE]
You get some well-earned rest.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/jTgSA.png[/img]
It is now morning.
>go outside and look for a creeper
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295448]>go outside and look for a creeper[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/nltsd.png[/img]
You do not find any Creepers. You do, however, stumble upon a rather dashing collection of flowers.
>pick flowers and make dyes
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
> then make bone meal and craft rose red dye with bonemeal
>Proceed to eat created dye for health
[QUOTE=nmagain;28295494]>pick flowers and make dyes
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
> then make bone meal and craft rose red dye with bonemeal[/QUOTE]
You decide that picking the flowers is for pansies. You beat the shit out of the flowers with your bone and mash them into Red Dye with your own hands.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/5Fv9B.png[/img]
You then mash the Bones into more Bonemeal with your bare damn hands. Clashing them together with your fists, your Red Dye and Bonemeal creates Pink Dye.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/gEtZk.png[/img]
You are now armed with some manly-as-fuck Pink Dye. Fabulous.
[editline]26th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295510]>Proceed to eat created dye for health[/QUOTE]
You do not know how to digest dyes so decide against this.
>Proceed to dye a sheep pink, and name it Brüno
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295555]>Proceed to dye a sheep pink, and name it Brüno[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QKpgR.png[/img]
Due to your English keyboard, you decide to call him Bruno instead. You hope that he doesn't turn out the same way as Floyd.
It suddenly strikes you how every animal you have met is a male.
[QUOTE]It suddenly strikes you how every animal you have met is a male.[/QUOTE]
>Turn gay
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295584]>Turn gay[/QUOTE]
You decide to make Bruno your significant other.
>Collect wood, and proceed to make a fence to house Bruno
>Dye another sheep yellow then have a threesome.
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295601]>Collect wood, and proceed to make a fence to house Bruno[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CRiW6.png[/img]
Bruno is now locked in the confines of your fences. Your dreams of zoophilic rape may become a reality.
[QUOTE=Raptortheawesome;28295620]>Dye another sheep yellow then have a threesome.[/QUOTE]
The Yellow Sheep escaped after Bruno was trapped. He is nowhere to be seen.
>Proceed to collect wood / cobblestone and make a small outpost house near Bruno's pen
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295770]>Proceed to collect wood / cobblestone and make a small outpost house near Bruno's pen[/QUOTE]
You create a very small outpost house indeed.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/DlyMw.png[/img]
Unfortunately, Bruno has despawned while you were on your quest to build a house. You will have to find a new animal to fulfill your homosexual zoophilic desires.
> Find 2 sheep, dye them both pink, pen them in and guard them.
[QUOTE=Simples;28295858]> Find 2 sheep, dye them both pink, pen them in and guard them.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7KjLN.png[/img]
Your plan is rudely interrupted by yet another fucking Skeleton.
And to think: you're only playing on Easy!
>Delete System32, never come back unless you learn how to play a game
[QUOTE=LuckyLuke;28295954]>Delete System32, never come back unless you learn how to play a game[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/SdENv.png[/img]
You give up. Your skills are not enough to conquer this land.
>Respawn, run to house and sleep until it's morning again.
[QUOTE=Waze;28295970]>Respawn, run to house and sleep until it's morning again.[/QUOTE]
You decide this is a wise course of action, but not before regaining your previous items.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PacSs.png[/img]
It is now morning.
>Expand your house mine till you find a cave
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