APB - All Points Bulletin v3 - You killed me you hacker!!!

[Chilblain]

Is EU1 down? I can't connect to it. Or is it because I'm in Canada?

[materialsafety]

Are the newer, upgraded versions of the STAR as balanced as the first gun you get?

[Karl L]

Just got premium. Now to go place random stuff on my clothing items!

[Woovie]

Not a single arrest. lololol.
[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5187/5792560248_22c19b764f_o.jpg[/img]

[Mr. Someguy]

[QUOTE=Woovie;30213393]Not a single arrest. lololol.
[img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5187/5792560248_22c19b764f_o.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Gibe, that's familiar.

I think he's the guy whom I kept killing with my OBIR that one time. :v:

[Woovie]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;30213671]Gibe, that's familiar.

I think he's the guy whom I kept killing with my OBIR that one time. :v:[/QUOTE]

STFU bro. :( My PC was being shit. I just bought a 3.4Ghz quad core and 6gb of DDR3. It's running so much better now. :) As you can see I've even gotten to gold 4 now.

[Mastahamma]

[QUOTE=Woovie;30213393]Not a single arrest. lololol.
[/QUOTE]
4 lowbies on hardmode versus 3 high levels on easymode, nothing to see here.

Uhhhhh, pageking, content, here you go.

[IMG]http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2394/screenshot00076u.png[/IMG]

[Mr. Someguy]

You know what's BS?

1v1 Defence Missions.

Sure, I have to kill him 8 times but if he gets me once, it's over.

Great balance.

[GetBent]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;30213987]You know what's BS?

1v1 Defence Missions.

Sure, I have to kill him 8 times but if he gets me once, it's over.

Great balance.[/QUOTE]

My brother once lost a mission after going 35-4 in a 3v1. He was the 1. He lost because in the last 30 seconds they all rushed him from 3 different directions at the same time.

[Mastahamma]

[QUOTE=GetBent;30214002]My brother once lost a mission after going 35-4 in a 3v1. He was the 1. He lost because in the last 30 seconds they all rushed him from 3 different directions at the same time.[/QUOTE]
Happened to me once, but they rushed in at 2 minutes and started camping horribly. I only got 22 or so.

[krail]

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;30213987]You know what's BS?

1v1 Defence Missions.

Sure, I have to kill him 8 times but if he gets me once, it's over.

Great balance.[/QUOTE]

It varies a lot. For some locations you really need more defenders than attackers, but in some places it's so easy for defenders to camp.

For example, the first mission I got after buying the sniper rifle was just me on defence against 2 crims, but there was a high rooftop with the only access ladder right in front of me that directly overlooked the objective. They didn't stand a chance :v:

But most of the time enforcers get the shittest missions - like me and my friend against 3 crims, while I'm a VIP with 6 lives AND we have to defuse a bomb :suicide:

[GetBent]

[quote][IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/14sp7vn.jpg[/IMG][/quote]
Really wish you could tuck shirts in to the Drawstring Boxers. Would look so much better if you could.

[Woovie]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;30213936]4 lowbies on hardmode versus 3 high levels on easymode, nothing to see here.[/QUOTE]

Eh, I have bronze 6's kick my ass. It's just the players that don't know how to use stun guns really. Also I had my first 3v6 today and we couldn't call for backup. We still won it though with great teamwork.

[JerryK]

the community in this game :downs:

right before a mission began my ping jumped up to 200 out of no where, i decided to stick around because i thought maybe it wouldn't be too bad, end up at 19-2 and we lost on the last hold mission because they got it at the last 5 seconds and the other team actually started yelling about how terrible i was and my team

if i can barely move in a straight line because i'm lagging so bad and i still manage to go 19-2, somehow i don't think the other team has bragging rights :v:

[Hullu V3]

Came to mind, does this game care where on the body you shoot someone?

I haven't noticed anyone taking significantly more damage if you shoot them in the head rather than the toe.

[Mastahamma]

You guys should have seen the Russian outbreak when the server disconnection announcement happened, all my (shitty) childhood memories from a post-soviet country came back in 15 minutes. Too bad I didn't manage to save a chat log.

Wow, I actually managed to find it, it saved automatically.

Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 15:00
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 15:00
Log: [Mission]:  Mission Stage 3 / 4
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  ЧАГО БЛЯ
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  с хуйля сервер отключается
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  куя се
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  ))
Log: [District][BigBunny]:   EU
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  злые русские))
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  УГ
Log: [District][Mudila]:  ВОЩЕ НИГАВАРИТЕ ТУПО ЗДЕЛОЛИ(((
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  да лучше отключили на 2 дня сервы
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  НО СДЕЛАЛИ БЫ БЕЗ ЛАГОВ
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  вот тогда стоит того... а щас отключат и нихуя не сделают
Log: [Mission]:  Final Mission Stage
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  +100500
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  THE SERVER IS SHUTTING DOWN BECAUSE THEY WANT THE FUCKING RUSSIANS TO BE MAD
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  вали нахуй педафил
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  FUCK YOU
Log: [District][Meekayx]:  powered by vodka
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  ОН ЗНАЕТ РУССККК
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  да мне насрать
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  хддд во я забрался))
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  I love how you assume that I understand your insults
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  EIKIT PO VELNIU JUS DEBILAVOTI GAIDZIAI
Log: [District][Prost1tute]:  бля ну куда под колеса лезиш!
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  You like that?
Log: [System]:  Kill Reward - $28, 9 contact standing
Log: [System]:  Kill Reward - $28, 9 contact standing
Log: [System]:  Medal Awarded! Blitzkrieg Rank 1 : Kill 2 opponents within 5 seconds of each other
Log: [System]:  Kill Reward - $33, 10 contact standing
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  русские хелп
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  а можно ли в игре разрешение 800х600 установиить?
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  вперёд!!!!!!!!!!
Log: [District][Lider]:  что такое?)
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  а то фрапс лагает((
Log: [System]:  Kill Reward - $33, 10 contact standing
Log: [District][Lider]:  нажми ескейп
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  ну
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  wow no wonder none of you die you're isps are run on vodka generators..
Log: [District][LittleKitty]:  XD LOL
Log: [District][Lider]:  настройки видео
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  ну
Log: [District][Lider]:  ой, нажми Щ
Log: [System]:  Kill Reward - $33, 10 contact standing
Log: [System]:  Medal Awarded! Kill Streak Rank 1 : Kill 5 opponents without dying
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  ну)
Log: [District][Lider]:  там разберись
Log: [District][Createhawk]:  мм лан
Log: [District][Lider]:  1024*768 минимум походу
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 10:00
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  Damn russians need their own servers.. this is a joke
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  5 мин еще не прошло
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 10:00
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  ааааа серв отрубят через 10 мин
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  кидалово
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  ааааааааааа
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  хах 7\0)))
Log: [District][DollarRus]:  щас патч вроде будет
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 09:00
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  They're doing this to implement new, Russian only servers
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  лучше бы на графу
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  чтоб все читаки сдохли нахуй
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 09:00
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  на графу нужно для 32 ос
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  Thank god.. Stick them in their own little world.. fix all of our problems..
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  а то иногда у меня за место машины один огромный пиксель
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  Too bad this was a joke
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 08:00
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  я валю отсюда
Log: [District][Meekayx]:  HOMO ASS RUSSIANS AND FRENCHIES
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 08:00
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  Frenchies are not that bad, at least you can read the gibberish they type
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  no surprise gamersfirst network admins are bad at their jobs..
Log: [System]:  /dancecomical
Log: [System]:  /dancehiphop
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  and yet the world still hates the frenchies..
Log: [System]:  /danceirish
Log: [System]:  /dancemetal
Log: [System]:  /dance
Log: [System]:  /dancesignature
Log: [System]:  /dancehiphop
Log: [System]:  /dancehiphop
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 07:00
Log: [System]:  /dancehiphop
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  bad in job
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  bad in engloosh
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  ...
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  волоебят
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 07:00
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  1 словом
Log: [System]:  /dancesignature
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  тупые америкосы
Log: [District][BigBunny]:  +100500
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  God bless american donuts is what i say..
Log: [System]:  /chicken
Log: [System]:  /whistle
Log: [System]:  /wave
Log: [District][Meekayx]:  my home sweeet hooooooooome
Log: [System]:  /thumbsup
Log: [System]:  /victory
Log: [Group][BigBunny]:   sorry
Log: [System]:  /wave
Log: [System]:  /whistle
Log: [System]:  /yes
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 06:00
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  ПАРАША ТВОЙ ХОУМ
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 06:00
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  mainly the reason i became an enforcer..
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  ближе к мусору))))))))))))))))))))
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  хахахах
Log: [Mission]:  Mission Stage 2
Log: [District][ColtBlake]:  надолго отключат, кто знает?
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  What the fuck does )))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) even mean
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  trash
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 05:00
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 05:00
Log: [System]:  You have new mail: 
Go to the nearest mailbox to retreive.
Log: [System]:  You've received reward(s) for completing ENEMY AT THE CRATES
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 04:00
Log: [Group][BigBunny]:  =)
Log: [Group][BigBunny]:  war
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 04:00
Log: [District][Jokette]:  why is the server shutting down?
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  Ааааааааааааа
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  Would sticking the french and russians on an island in the middle of nowhere fix this worlds issues ?
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  азимир ебаный лакер
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  Russians would be enough
Log: [District][Termzz]:  ya nubs
Log: [System]:  You have received new mail.
You have 9 unread mail messages.
Log: [District][Termzz]:  It's the new patch
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  so we have frenchies in the house!
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  well atleast you guys dont lag..
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 03:00
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  Although we'd have to deal with the poloks and checzs thenw
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 03:00
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  х бля 5 лвл
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  хоть пожрать успею
Log: [District][GaryColeman]:  ah well peace n love all..
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 02:00
Log: [District][Ingrid]:  Peace.
Log: [Mission]:  Mission Stage 2
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 02:00
Log: [Group][BigBunny]:  it was my job =) sorry
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  блять
Log: [District][Scrimmer]:  дайте раунд доигаааать...
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  заебали волки
Log: [District][puniisheer]:  вот он конец света))))
Log: [District][Forsaga]:  я ток точку вытиягивую а вы мя хуярите
Log: [Broadcast]:  Server shutdown in 01:00
Log: [Broadcast]:  Instance shutdown in 01:00
Log: [System]:  Target Reward - $16
Log: [Group][BigBunny]:  fuck you girl
Log: Log file closed, 03/06/11 09:30:19

[maqzek]

[QUOTE=JerryK;30215103]the community in this game :downs:

right before a mission began my ping jumped up to 200 out of no where, i decided to stick around because i thought maybe it wouldn't be too bad, end up at 19-2 and we lost on the last hold mission because they got it at the last 5 seconds and the other team actually started yelling about how terrible i was and my team

if i can barely move in a straight line because i'm lagging so bad and i still manage to go 19-2, somehow i don't think the other team has bragging rights :v:[/QUOTE]

It's the only place where they can brag or win, so be kind :v:

[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;30215311]You guys should have seen the Russian outbreak when the server disconnection announcement happened, all my (shitty) childhood memories from a post-soviet country came back in 15 minutes. Too bad I didn't manage to save a chat log.[/QUOTE]

Doesn't it log chat anyway? There's an option to log chats.

[HyperGenesis]

Anyone else can't sign in? Pretty sure servers are down.

[maqzek]

[QUOTE=Woovie;30214740]Eh, I have bronze 6's kick my ass.[/QUOTE]

More like an anomaly. Those should become nonexistent once matchmaking db will have enough info to never misplace someone anymore.

Also, someone can make a new char and get lowly rating because of a few matches but still rape some silvers and gold because he played this game for a month or two.

[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]

Merge :ninja:

[JenzAmaka]

[QUOTE=Pruneyman;30191836]
[IMG]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/11731332/ScreenShot00002.bmp[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Hey! I see my statue :razz:

[Mastahamma]

[QUOTE=Pappi_man;30215368]Hey! I see my statue :razz:[/QUOTE]
Wait, you're Jenz?

[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=HyperGenesis;30215342]Anyone else can't sign in? Pretty sure servers are down.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, they shut them down a few minutes ago.

[Dutch]

I love my N-HVR and Obeya FBW. So much.

[Second-gear-of-]

Ohhh man, I was ram raiding with my van. I was spotted, my friend jumped out with his sniper and made the cops car go critical, I rammed it into a wall and it blew up with him in it.

Anyways, how do I unlock things for my Mikro? It has addons like turbos and subwoofers.

[Oxu365]

Goddamned servers down

[Mastahamma]

Seems like servers are back up, instead of telling me to fuck off, it told me to update.

Game Update 1.5.1 (90)

Here are the patch notes to the latest version 1.5.1 (90) update hot off the press.

General
Fixed an exploit where players would close the game in order to avoid losing a mission and losing Threat. All incomplete missions now count as losses and player Threat will adjust accordingly.
Added a background to the chat area of the screen to make the text easier to read. Both chat and the background fades out after 15 seconds of inactivity. Reduced number of lines of text in chat from 8 to 5. Full chat (accessible via the ‘Home’ key) is unchanged.
Fixed a bug where if the group leader had been ready for over 30 seconds before the rest of the group was ready, the mission system would skip looking for dispatches and go straight into an unopposed mission.
Fixed the Social District graffiti display points not activating.
Adjusted the reward weighting for font pages to make it more likely to receive them first and added them to the following Contact’s random reward lists:
Veronika Lee, Terri Quan, Britney Bloodrose, Strega Bloodrose, Shift, Chiro, Byron Bloodrose, Suji, Javez.
Ty Durrant, Eva Orlandez, Chung Hee, Violet Prentiss, Grissom, Sabbat, Stu Pheonix, Mirri Kent, Saul Linklater.
Players past this point can still receive these packages by pledging to the contacts and playing missions.

Weapons and Vehicles
Updated Bishada Rapier and Patriot Jericho V20 handling.
Rapier - Increased turning speed, increased suspension speed, slightly increased health.
Jericho V20 - Rebuilt from scratch basically. Now fast, fairly nippy (though not as much as the rapier), fairly heavy, good handling, decent health.
Increased Nitro power at max torque. Reduced Nitro cooldown from 90 to 60 seconds.
Fixed an issue where pearlescent paint on preset vehicles wouldn’t display correctly for the owner, but would display correctly for other players.
Fixed a subtle issue with car interior lightmaps showing incorrect colours.
Removed debug projectile tracers toggle in game files that players were exploiting.
Updated the inventory and kill icons for the STAR ‘LCR’.
Fixed an issue where the STAR bought from ARMAS would use the old weapon model.
Fixed the Scoped NTec not having a unique kill icon.

[editline]3rd June 2011[/editline]

Nope, still down.

[JenzAmaka]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;30215479]Wait, you're Jenz?[/QUOTE]
Yes.

[lavacano]

I'm assuming "US1" on the FP APB DB* is the Western US server?

*Holy shit that's a lot of letters

[maqzek]

[QUOTE=Mastahamma;30216090]Game Update 1.5.1 (90)
Fixed an exploit where players would close the game in order to avoid losing a mission and losing Threat. All incomplete missions now count as losses and player Threat will adjust accordingly.
Jericho V20 - Rebuilt from scratch basically. Now fast, fairly nippy (though not as much as the rapier), fairly heavy, good handling, decent health.[/QUOTE]

:woop:

I don't get the reward change though, anyone care to explain?

[Mastahamma]

Good news is, the servers are up. Bad news is, game crashed second time in 5 minutes due to GPF.

[Soren1]

NA Joker West clan, pm me ingame (Sorens) to join the gamma phi phrat house. popped collars not required.