APB - All Points Bulletin v3 - You killed me you hacker!!! - Games

[QUOTE=onacaval;30319766]If you can't play at 10 FPS then you fail at video games :colbert:[/QUOTE] So if i can't play because my game is freezing and my car is teleporting into invisible walls, i fail at video games? Idiot.

[QUOTE=onacaval;30319766]If you can't play at 10 FPS then you fail at video games :colbert:[/QUOTE] Because we only play games for competitive nature, right. No fun allowed. /s How are you supposed to have fun with 10 fps? I mean it's possible, but damn, this isn't Sims or anything of sort. FPS is pretty critical in this game.

[QUOTE=justin1992;30320011]So if i can't play because my game is freezing and my car is teleporting into invisible walls, i fail at video games? Idiot.[/QUOTE] [quote=Dictionary.com]joke - 5 dictionary results joke    [johk] Show IPA noun, verb, joked, jok·ing. –noun 1. something said or done to provoke laughter or cause amusement, as a witticism, a short and amusing anecdote, or a prankish act: He tells very funny jokes. She played a joke on him. 2. something that is amusing or ridiculous, especially because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce: Their pretense of generosity is a joke. An officer with no ability to command is a joke. 3. a matter that need not be taken very seriously; trifling matter: The loss was no joke. EXPAND –verb (used without object) 6. to speak or act in a playful or merry way: He was always joking with us. 7. to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious: He didn't really mean it, he was only joking. –verb (used with object) 8. to subject to jokes; make fun of; tease. 9. to obtain by joking: The comedian joked coins from the audience. Use joke in a Sentence Origin: 1660–70; < Latin jocus jest —Related forms joke·less, adjective jok·ing·ly, adverb half-jok·ing, adjective half-jok·ing·ly, adverb un·jok·ing, adjective EXPAND —Synonyms 1. wisecrack, gag, jape, prank, quip, quirk, sally, raillery. Joke, jest refer to something said (or done) in sport, or to cause amusement. A joke is something said or done for the sake of exciting laughter; it may be raillery, a witty remark, or a prank or trick: to tell a joke. Jest, today a more formal word, nearly always refers to joking language and is more suggestive of scoffing or ridicule than is joke : to speak in jest.[/quote]

[QUOTE=AgreedSpy;30319784][editline]?[/editline] and how long do the servers stay down?[/QUOTE] no idea. [url]http://forums.gamersfirst.com/index.php?act=announce&f=633&id=386[/url] [editline]8th June 2011[/editline] merge :ninja:

Yeah I have enough trouble with walls not loading by the time I get to them. I'd probably have thrown my monitor by now if my FPS low.

Spiderman was caught on camera on EU2 [img]http://i.imgur.com/eUA0h.png[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/KqTLh.jpg[/img]

He needs some skinny jeans, besides that it's well done.

[QUOTE=onacaval;30320084]*Joke bullshit*[/QUOTE] Protip: Sarcasm/Jokes, 90% of the time, don't work for shit on the internet.

[QUOTE=onacaval;30319766]:siren: [highlight]THIS POST WAS A FUCKING JOKE YOU MORONS[/highlight] :siren:[/QUOTE] Jokes are supposed to be funny :frog:

Let's try to get back on track people. Has anybody else seen this spray around? I've seen it multiple times. Is this from an anime or something? Just curious. [IMG]http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu66/MewMewMedic/All%20Points%20Bulletin/ScreenShot00007-1.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=krail9;30320467]Jokes are supposed to be funny :frog:[/QUOTE] :iceburn: [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=LightSwitchRave;30320689]Let's try to get back on track people. Has anybody else seen this spray around? I've seen it multiple times. Is this from an anime or something? Just curious. [IMG]http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu66/MewMewMedic/All%20Points%20Bulletin/ScreenShot00007-1.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] I think I have seen it around, but I could be wrong easily. Are you on US-East?

[img]http://i54.tinypic.com/sm9dg2.jpg[/img] New, more relevant shirt. On a side note, does anyone know what might cause walls not loading until 30 seconds after I get to them? Is it a memory issue? I have a 450gts and 3ghz dual core CPU. But only 3gb of RAM. It's annoying because things are usually in alleyways or courtyards and it's hard to tell where an entrance is when I can see through 30% of the walls around me.

[QUOTE=HHBlackhawk;30320713]:iceburn: [editline]7th June 2011[/editline] I think I have seen it around, but I could be wrong easily. Are you on US-East?[/QUOTE] I'm on US West.

So I assume matchmaking is actually fixed ? I am about to test it as almost gold 4 but gold 3. Going in alone.

[QUOTE=Woovie;30323208]So I assume matchmaking is actually fixed ? I am about to test it as almost gold 4 but gold 3. Going in alone.[/QUOTE] 4v3 the 4 (us) are all silver 4-5 and the 3 are gold 6, gold 2 and silver 5. golds get backup. the mission is now 4v7. I call backup and the mission evolves to 5v8. We only win because of a lucky ass move that one of my teammates pulled in the last ten seconds.

[QUOTE=krail9;30320467]Jokes are supposed to be funny :frog:[/QUOTE] Regardless, you all were a bunch of fucking retards when you assumed I was being serious.

[QUOTE=Woovie;30323208]So I assume matchmaking is actually fixed ? I am about to test it as almost gold 4 but gold 3. Going in alone.[/QUOTE] Not fixed, it's still messed up in terms of balance. But it's WAY easier to find them, which is a step in the right direction. Just played for 3 hours and I don't think I had a mission without opposition.

[QUOTE=Parakon;30324215]Not fixed, it's still messed up in terms of balance. But it's WAY easier to find them, which is a step in the right direction. Just played for 3 hours and I don't think I had a mission without opposition.[/QUOTE] Yeah, I can get oppo now on threat 4 gold. Woo! <3

[QUOTE=Nohj;30323400]4v3 the 4 (us) are all silver 4-5 and the 3 are gold 6, gold 2 and silver 5. golds get backup. the mission is now 4v7. I call backup and the mission evolves to 5v8. We only win because of a lucky ass move that one of my teammates pulled in the last ten seconds.[/QUOTE] As part of this mission, I will verify this occurred. It was terrible. The mission was epic, I gotta say, and a hard battle but kinda BS. 8v5 is incredibly hard to deal with when your down 3 people. Even having 3 people there running around acting as a distraction would make a world of difference.

Here is my newest vehicle. Quoted because it's horrendous. :v: [quote][img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/apbvan.png[/img][/quote] And my newest creation. [img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/apbchar.png[/img]

The black is too black. It's unnaturally black. Change the overlay.

killed a criminal and took 1k of his hard earned cash. pretty stupid that crims can take other criminals' money.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ScreenShot00009.png[/img] Who is this? [editline]8th June 2011[/editline] Someone named "Tiger"

[QUOTE=frankie penis;30325181]killed a criminal and took 1k of his hard earned cash. pretty stupid that crims can take other criminals' money.[/QUOTE] That's part of being a crim. Any honor you have is your own.