Civilization V - Civ: causing all nighters since 1991 - Games

[QUOTE=FuzzyPoop;36505068]You mean you want ICBMs, right ? because right now we only have nuclear artillery. I'd love to see a "silo" tile improvement, similar to those in DEFCON, with global range and attack/air defense modes, air defense would have a fair chance of succeding in destroying enemy ICBM's, but you could make/buy MIRV's for a higher price with the certainty of going through the missile defenses, along with the bonus of more damage. That would make nuclear wars a bit more interesting, maybe cheapening the ICBM's too, with a late game technology, so you could have something closer to a MAD scenario.[/QUOTE] That's exactly the kind of thing I want.

That sounds pretty badass.

[QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;36503519]Ethiopia is such a bro in Gods and Kings, every game I've had he allies up with me for the entire game.[/QUOTE] That fucker spread his religion into my cities

Apparently I misclicked when setting up my game and included Elizabeth twice. Now when someone asks me to declare war on Elizabeth with them, I don't know which one they're talking about.

What the fuck is wrong with the barbarians, they breed like rabbits. Luckily, I had a barbarian kill squad consisted by 2 warriors and an archer. I destroyed like 9 encampements and countless barbarians. Now I have an elite army :v: Barbarians are useful but can get annoying.

How the hell is this 'mutual'? [img]http://i.imgur.com/tpY5Y.jpg[/img]

you help fund the glorious egyptian empire

Oh God don't give him Uranium :v: We all know how that goes.

I forgot I have 2 Giant Death Robots sitting around near my coastline. Time to bring them out to the border for the next round of the German-Greek nuclear skirmish.

I started a large/huge game as a Japan and quite early in the beginning France and Arabia denounced each other. I didn't like France, so I denounced it too. Everyone followed after me, being friends with me and each other. So France got angry about being bullied by others and soon after that I saw him gathering military units around my borders. I had a shitty army at the time and when France started a war with me I got scared I'd get wiped out fast. I used some money and borrowed it from other civiliziations, bought some units and got pretty good defense in a short time. I destroyed his tiny army (I lost a few units) and made him back off, and soon he wanted to declare peace.

Is there a mod that make ICBM more powerful?

Just edit the files.

You know you've done really bad when barbarians have better units than you. Seriously, I found barbarian musketmen before having them myself, they were still being spawned.

[QUOTE=Gnomical;36505520]Did you get a diplomacy popup and hit enter or something without thinking? I've had it happen where I was hitting enter a few times (because it was slow, I know it does nothing, but it makes me feel better) and the default option was "accept" so I accepted a peace treaty.[/QUOTE] Quite sure i didn't. I just pressed the button for end turn and then it pops up on the right side of the screen that i signed a peace treaty with Alexander and he did the same with the other minor nations that i put up against him. Oh well if it happends again i will have to look into it further, for now all i can do is wait untill i can declare war again.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;36507310]You know you've done really bad when barbarians have better units than you. Seriously, I found barbarian musketmen before having them myself, they were still being spawned.[/QUOTE] I had to fight against France (check my earlier post) with warriors, while Napoleon had both spearmen and swordmen, archers and a catapult. Well, I had a catapult too... and two composite bowmen... But still! [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] For some reason my capital started growing much slower than I was used to and I wasn't getting much resources at all. I was really behind others. Then again, this time I spawned inland. In my other games I always spawned on a coast.

Have I told you guys about Elizabeth's quality of being a tremendous cunt? She declares war on me, gets pushed back, makes a trade deal that steals loads of money from me (which I, being a an idiot, thought it meant she was giving moiney to me, so I accept), then, afterb eign friendly with me and after I start warring with gandhi on the other side of my nation (he had no troops, I wanted to chop it down at the root), she declares war. And, oh man, did she ever declare war. Those fucking longbow men are almost goddamn one-shotting my musketmen and I can do nothing because if I advance to attack them, I get butt rammed by MORE bowmen. And she keeps asking for peace where I give her all of my resources, gold and cities. And now she funded Yarwick next to me so now ,I can't push against her army at all. If I hadn't fucking taken that agreement and just wrestled Hastings out of her damn clutches, goddamn it. [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] I might revert back to an old save and do just that [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] The war has been going on for 500 fucking years [editline]27th June 2012[/editline] And I've been playing this from 1 am to 8 am, fucking hell

Anyone up for a game right now ?

I'm playing a highlands game. Forts and mountains, secure my nation good.

So I get some lancers to try and rush the lonbowmen. turns ou for some reason, the fuckers can't actually penetrate deep enough in one turn and the end of that one turn, they get killed in one turn by the massive longbowmen spam. Fuck this bitch, jesus.

Turns out I had created the ultimate fortress of a nation, whoo Denmark, I waged war with everyone but Russia just because I wanted to see bitches try to stop me. Poor Russia got bum rushed though, I tried to aid them by giving them some of my offensive force, but they still kinda sucked. On the bright side I nuked India three times. Being the furthest progressed nation rules.

Yea i have this game. I haven't played it yet tho xD

I'm fighting the everlasting war with Greece, and they have managed to have cities in pretty much all of Russia. It will take some time to wipe them out since everyone who is at war with them won't move soldiers into Greece to help fight.

Someone with modding experience should make a mod that replaces all leader's AI with Ghandi's I can only imagine the terror once they hit the atomic era, I bet the entire map will be covered in fallout when they get their hands on a nuke.

Or you could just make a custom game with all the other players set to Ghandi?

[QUOTE=Coffee;36521999]Or you could just make a custom game with all the other players set to Ghandi?[/QUOTE] Oh god the horror

Did that not long ago... The game crashed on turn 2, not a clue what happened. [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577833752910740865/3AF866CE75D55805F14176FD9179137650CA9868/[/img]

[QUOTE=ReligiousNutjob;36522259]Did that not long ago... The game crashed on turn 2, not a clue what happened. [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/577833752910740865/3AF866CE75D55805F14176FD9179137650CA9868/[/img][/QUOTE] I'm upping the ante. [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/936996384794764965/F0B0BC7369DDE732CCD344F0ACCD92F59AC22064/[/img] Wish me luck !

[QUOTE=_Axel;36522516]I'm upping the ante. [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/936996384794764965/F0B0BC7369DDE732CCD344F0ACCD92F59AC22064/[/img] Wish me luck ![/QUOTE] I give it 20 turns before it takes 3+ minutes for each turn to process.

[QUOTE=Jon-Ace;36523316]I give it 20 turns before it takes 3+ minutes for each turn to process.[/QUOTE] Well, surprisingly, it's now turn 71 and it runs like a charm. Can't say it will for the whole game though.

[QUOTE=_Axel;36522516]I'm upping the ante. [img]http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/936996384794764965/F0B0BC7369DDE732CCD344F0ACCD92F59AC22064/[/img] Wish me luck ![/QUOTE] The world will be bathed in nuclear fire.