Civilization V - Civ: causing all nighters since 1991 - Games

I was with Germany and France and India kept laughing about my country and shit until i invaded them with my Panzers and Stealth Bombers. Too bad i had no uranium ...

Heh, there is nothing more cocksnapping for a cocky AI than a barrage of ICBMs all over them. Shuts them up quickly. Then the world hates you but if they have something against it they can taste one themselves.

Just won my first game with a scientific victory. Only took 13 hours. :v:

I would get if all of my friends on their macs could get it :saddowns: [editline]04:22PM[/editline] [QUOTE=MisterTickles;25059200]So I guess I'm the only one who really thinks the game is boring after about 1 hour of playing?[/QUOTE] You are not worthy of Benie's(?) avatar

Is there a way to destroy buildings? I built too much useless shit and now my income is negative.

Do y'all think I could run Civ V with my specs? I have a shitty prebuilt computer. Pentium E5200 Dual Core Processor @ 2.5Ghz Nvidia GeForce G210 512mb 4 GB DDR2 RAM

[QUOTE=Janizaurd;25065945]Is there a way to destroy buildings? I built too much useless shit and now my income is negative.[/QUOTE] get a attacking unit, place it on what you don't want pillage.

Went to war with Solomon He pleads for peace Peace treaty (10) | Peace Treaty (10) .... He didn't last much longer Edit: Fucking Elizabeth and Alexander have complete control over the continent and I can't get a foothold :saddowns:

1585 and I've got nukes. I actually like these research pacts, especially when you have them with ten other civs at a time.

[QUOTE=tomahawk2;25058950]I always love when I'm crushing someone and then they want peace and offer open borders, so I just take my treaty turns lining up my troops around their cities, and waiting for the peace to expire.[/QUOTE] I'm disappointed at how dumb the AI still is. If you want a challenge in this game (and just about any other rts) you still have have to let the AI get huge statistical advantages. I hope they fix up multiplayer.

[QUOTE=Noth;25064144]Nah, I'm not sure who's voice it is now, but look up the Civ5 intro movie, it's the old guy[/QUOTE] Sounds like Neeson

Hey people, a question. Does each turn take a long time when you play on the largest map, with the largest amount of players?

well it certainly takes a fucking long time for them to take their turn

[QUOTE=Suttles;25066047]get a attacking unit, place it on what you don't want pillage.[/QUOTE] No, not tile improvements, buildings.

Something must have gone horribly wrong when programming the AI emotions. One turn they like you, the next one they hate you and threaten you (and the ones I put on my team dilike me, while the opposing teams are friendly, is it supposed to be like that?). Also Ghandi you crazy fuck we're supposed to be allies you maniac, stop telling me that someone will soon put me out of my misery. [editline]04:49PM[/editline] And yeah, Ghandi's fucking hardcore, seems he completely left behind the pacifist ideas when he became leader.

Is there any way to have the earth map online?

Managed to win my first game as China on Prince diff. Aztecs almost won since they were leading and had almost the whole land, good thing India & Japan had a Pact of Cooperation with me so they can distract the Aztecs as I try to build enough Production building and resource lands to shorten enough the time to build my final Space Part for a Science Victory. 2048 AD lol Montezuma is still a douchebag just like in Civ III :v: Gonna go and play as maybe Japan or France next.

[QUOTE=acds;25066910]Something must have gone horribly wrong when programming the AI emotions. One turn they like you, the next one they hate you and threaten you (and the ones I put on my team dilike me, while the opposing teams are friendly, is it supposed to be like that?). Also Ghandi you crazy fuck we're supposed to be allies you maniac, stop telling me that someone will soon put me out of my misery. [editline]04:49PM[/editline] And yeah, Ghandi's fucking hardcore, seems he completely left behind the pacifist ideas when he became leader.[/QUOTE] Ghandi got wiped out on the ancient era on my game, he was too much of a bully and couldn't hold everyone afterwards.

[QUOTE=acds;25066910]Something must have gone horribly wrong when programming the AI emotions. One turn they like you, the next one they hate you and threaten you (and the ones I put on my team dilike me, while the opposing teams are friendly, is it supposed to be like that?). Also Ghandi you crazy fuck we're supposed to be allies you maniac, stop telling me that someone will soon put me out of my misery. [editline]04:49PM[/editline] And yeah, Ghandi's fucking hardcore, seems he completely left behind the pacifist ideas when he became leader.[/QUOTE] Got to admit, Gandhi was a huge help along with Nobunaga in my game, same crazy weird attitudes as well.

just bought the game :toot: Tough, i have an odd feeling china will screw me up once i get the hang of it...

Woo, just bribed every civ to go to war against my neighbour. My hands are [I]clean[/I].

[QUOTE=scratch (nl);25069091]just bought the game :toot: Tough, i have an odd feeling china will screw me up once i get the hang of it...[/QUOTE] Then man up and take them out first! You know you want to. How many achievements have people unlocked so far? I'm on 33/120

[QUOTE=Noth;25069243]Then man up and take them out first! You know you want to. How many achievements have people unlocked so far? I'm on 33/120[/QUOTE] first i have to actually learn how to play, youtube helped for sure, but i need proper tutorials none the less.

63% can't wait.

14% :geno: It's quite large, normally games download quite fast at ~750 KB/s I'll see how it turns out.

So hows the MP in this game?

[QUOTE=GoldenBullet;25069374]63% can't wait.[/QUOTE] It'd better hurry up, I bought that shit for you and I want to play online. :colbert:

[QUOTE=turtlehead;25069586]It'd better hurry up, I bought that shit for you and I want to play online. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Sif not bring me in on this

napoleon is an asshole stop having a shitfest whenever I built a city near you goddamnit

[QUOTE=Oneperson;25066008]Do y'all think I could run Civ V with my specs? I have a shitty prebuilt computer. Pentium E5200 Dual Core Processor @ 2.5Ghz Nvidia GeForce G210 512mb 4 GB DDR2 RAM[/QUOTE] Better than what I'm running it on.