Civilization V - Civ: causing all nighters since 1991 - Games

I wanted Silver from Elizabeth. I asked what she wanted in return. She wanted 97 gold, open borders, and Ivory, Dyes, Silk, Sugar, Gold, Iron, And Incense for 25 turns. Fucking crazy bitch.

Noticed something playing as Britain, most of Britain's city names are southern cities Confirmed Sid Meir is some kind of southern elitist

Noticed something playing as America, most of America's city names are American. Confirmed Sid Meier is American Elitist.

I hate that fucking douche Ramkhamhaeng, he decided to attack me when I had no millitary, dispite him requesting open borders, tech research cooperation and whatnot.

[QUOTE=Legend286;25075708]I hate that fucking douche Ramkhamhaeng, he decided to attack me when I had no millitary, dispite him requesting open borders, tech research cooperation and whatnot.[/QUOTE] thats your fault. should he kindly wait till you build up an army? :downs:

Caesar just pulled fucking riflemen out of his ass while I was trying to steam roll with infantry. Now I have to actually use tactics.

Wait, can I have more than one unit attack at the same time? How? Can I put like 3 warriors on one tile, I can't get it to work.

[QUOTE=Sean C;25076026]Wait, can I have more than one unit attack at the same time? How? Can I put like 3 warriors on one tile, I can't get it to work.[/QUOTE] It means attack in the same turn.

not at one time, but you can do it in one turn [editline]07:09PM[/editline] :ninja:

I managed to kill a maritime city state with only one platoon of minute men.

I had to use like, 50 bowmen and 100 of those first war ships you get just to take down a city-state :saddowns:

Started installing this on my old computer (the one im on most) only to realise that it failed to meet the specs required when at about 75% Even though from screens ive seen it dosent look that graphical :'( Played a little on my good pc, didnt reall like the hex grid though, but it made me want to reinstall 4 on crapy bedroom pc

[QUOTE=Legend286;25075708]I hate that fucking douche Ramkhamhaeng, he decided to attack me when I had no millitary, dispite him requesting open borders, tech research cooperation and whatnot.[/QUOTE] Just because they seem friendly, doesn't mean they are. I will only ever tech research with someone if I have plenty of money to spare. I will never enter that agreement if I have less than 500 gold. Just in case they're playing a ruse. Also if you don't have any military units, then best not to let a stranger roam free in your territory I would say :)

[QUOTE=stepat201;25074722]I own one half of the Earth and Napoleon owns the other, but I disabled timed victory. This game will never end.[/QUOTE] Turn his lands to glass!

[QUOTE=Furnost;25075018]I wanted Silver from Elizabeth. I asked what she wanted in return. She wanted 97 gold, open borders, and Ivory, Dyes, Silk, Sugar, Gold, Iron, And Incense for 25 turns. Fucking crazy bitch.[/QUOTE] Nuke that wench. [editline]05:47PM[/editline] [QUOTE=SomeDumbShit;25075535]Noticed something playing as America, most of America's city names are American. Confirmed Sid Meier is American Elitist.[/QUOTE] Either this is a well played troll, or there is not much I can do to help you with your skills in your attention span. All the cities are named after the nationality of their respected leader.

Gandhi has shown me, once again, that he is a fucking psychopath that murdered and tortured his way to becoming the leader of his country. He demanded rice. I told him to fuck off, so he [b]nukes[/b] New York and attempts to invade Boston.

Gandhi doesn't fuck around when it comes to rice.

[QUOTE=Combineguy;25076932]Gandhi has shown me, once again, that he is a fucking psychopath that murdered and tortured his way to becoming the leader of his country. He demanded rice. I told him to fuck off, so he [b]nukes[/b] New York and attempts to invade Boston.[/QUOTE] I thought we had established that [b]you don't fuck with Ghandi[/b].

He apparently demanded something from Caesar, too, because Caesar just asked me for a pact of cooperation and told me he would join the fight against Gandhi. It's also worth mentioning every city-state has banded together and are at war with Gandhi. This guy is a fucking human hurricane, destroying everything in his path. EDIT: I should stop underestimating Gandhi. He nuked Boston and Rome.

[QUOTE=Combineguy;25076932]Gandhi has shown me, once again, that he is a fucking psychopath that murdered and tortured his way to becoming the leader of his country. He demanded rice. I told him to fuck off, so he [b]nukes[/b] New York and attempts to invade Boston.[/QUOTE] goddamnit, sometimes I wonder if I'm even playing the same game as you guys. I'm playing at the 2nd highest difficulty and all the civilizations around me are still pretty passive. lol, maybe I should set up all the civs to be run by Ghandi in advanced setup. Hilarity would ensue.

[QUOTE=Sporkfire;25077072]goddamnit, sometimes I wonder if I'm even playing the same game as you guys. I'm playing at the 2nd highest difficulty and all the civilizations around me are still pretty passive. lol, maybe I should set up all the civs to be run by Ghandi in advanced setup. Hilarity would ensue.[/QUOTE] get them to demand rice from you and refuse it'll be like world war 3

Me and Caesar are the only ones left. The city states aren't really fighting, just defending themselves. Gandhi just got his fucking rice from the English, after he nuked the shit out of them and conquered them. It's 1950 now. God help us all.

also, I hate how city-states keep on wanting other states dead, and when I do, they get their panties in a bunch and build up their defenses like I didn't [b]JUST[/b] kill your fucking enemy

I'm pushing through his defenses with tanks, but he has over half of the huge continent everyone was on. This is going to be a long war, and over a tile of rice.

[QUOTE=Raidyr;25074262]Willing to trade a Vindictus beta key for Civ V. PM me or message me on steam if you are interested.[/QUOTE] What are you retarded?? a free beta key for a 49.99 game??

Ghandi was a brutal warlord in the game I just finished. He took over England and China. Then he started sending in troops to just pillage the shit out of my land. The turn before I destroyed his civilization completely he told me this: [img]http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/418/ghandipunk.jpg[/img]

[img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/civ1.png[/img] Gandhi has been a giant dick since 1991. The next thread title must have something to do with Gandhi, or he will use his NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

[IMG]http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/comment/4/2010/09/29d9dec1419442f510d6b0cafc827324/340x.jpg[/IMG] Still trying to scrounge up some extra cash. In the mean time, I will read your tales of civilization.

Playing as Egypt, I misjudged Ragusa. I thought they'd be a pushover. I prepare my armies and declare war on their pathetic city. Then Songhai, Siam and about 4 City States I'd never even seen before declared war on me. And my armies died. Fuck.

[QUOTE=howling techie;25074071]Holy shit. I gave a city state one unit of mechanized infantry in 1700. They just captured Rome AND another Roman city. I though city states were programmed not to try and expand. Has this happened to anyone else?[/QUOTE] I gave Dublin three battleships, an aircraft carrier and a couple of nuclear submarines filled with guided missiles.