"She Was Never Ugly" - A short rant on Chell's Portal 2 re-design
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I love how you get so worked up over a character in a game. Shallow? It's a fucking fictional character! Who the fuck cares lol. Yeah, she was hot in Portal 1, yeah, she was hotter in Portal 2, so who gives a shit about Portal 1 Chell if she's been greatly improved. It's not like Portal 1 and 2 Chell are two different people who actually exist with feelings and we're shitting all over the Portal 1 Chell, it's an older model/skin of a video game character. The fact that you're getting so butthurt over this is hilariously pathetic.
[QUOTE=Cyanide120;30640763]I love how you get so worked up over a character in a game. Shallow? It's a fucking fictional character! Who the fuck cares lol. Yeah, she was hot in Portal 1, yeah, she was hotter in Portal 2, so who gives a shit about Portal 1 Chell if she's been greatly improved. It's not like Portal 1 and 2 Chell are two different people who actually exist with feelings and we're shitting all over the Portal 1 Chell, it's an older model/skin of a video game character. The fact that you're getting so butthurt over this is hilariously pathetic.[/QUOTE]
The fact that you feel as if you need to bump a thread that has been left to die is hilariously pathetic.
[QUOTE=Cyanide120;30640763]I love how you get so worked up over a character in a game. Shallow? It's a fucking fictional character! Who the fuck cares lol. Yeah, she was hot in Portal 1, yeah, she was hotter in Portal 2, so who gives a shit about Portal 1 Chell if she's been greatly improved. It's not like Portal 1 and 2 Chell are two different people who actually exist with feelings and we're shitting all over the Portal 1 Chell, it's an older model/skin of a video game character. The fact that you're getting so butthurt over this is hilariously pathetic.[/QUOTE]
oh god, he doesn't know that I'm impervious to trolling.
[QUOTE=usaokay;30473235]She looks okay when you take a closer look at her in Garry's Mod
[IMG]http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/3696/desewers0001.jpg[/IMG]
but my main problem with her is the left lazy eye. I'm going to tell bloo to fix that eye so it wouldn't look like she have the downs.[/QUOTE]
You can have Chell in Gmod now? When did the ragdolls get released?
[QUOTE=razorbeamz;30730107]You can have Chell in Gmod now? When did the ragdolls get released?[/QUOTE]
From what I heard in the Model/Skins Section she isn't completely done yet, though I haven't checked in a while.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;30734848]I'm sure we both know what would have happened if I had it instead.[/QUOTE]
Nude Chell? :q:
[QUOTE=Wootman;30734857]Nude Chell? :q:[/QUOTE]
He gave it to Rastifan. Already happened
[QUOTE=Conro101;30734939]He gave it to Rastifan. Already happened[/QUOTE]
Nice
People arent realising that Portal 1 was a thrown in game made by students that were hired by valve, so it's why portal 1 chell looked off, that and you was rarely suppose to see her face properly in both games anyway, only through portals.
Portal 2 was made with them and valve, but with valves quality of work and asset team, i dont see anyone complaining at how they revamped the companion cubes, GLaDOS, personality cores, textures, sounds, particles and turrets, so why the fuck complain about a characters looks?
Dumb discussion
[QUOTE=MxOAgentJohnson;30738505]People arent realising that Portal 1 was a thrown in game made by students that were hired by valve, so it's why portal 1 chell looked off, that and you was rarely suppose to see her face properly in both games anyway, only through portals.
Portal 2 was made with them and valve, but with valves quality of work and asset team, i dont see anyone complaining at how they revamped the companion cubes, GLaDOS, personality cores, textures, sounds, particles and turrets, so why the fuck complain about a characters looks?
Dumb discussion[/QUOTE]
Dumb argument
[editline]27th June 2011[/editline]
"Um yeah this person is ugly but I dont see you crying about cubes!!!"
pssst
cubes and GLaDOS aren't humans
[QUOTE=Louis;30369580]Seriously, I dont care about LMAO BOOBIES, but the Chell from portal 1 looks like a messy woman taken from the homeless shelter, while the Chell from Portal 2 looks like a normal person[/QUOTE]
chell from portal 2 looks like an anime character that nerds fap over
she looked fine in the original, a bit beat up because she was in storage
have any of you actually seen a woman in the morning? that's how they look
Why does she even wear make up. She's in an abandoned testing facility full of no one. Who's she trying to look attractive for.
[QUOTE=dookster;30745043]Why does she even wear make up. She's in an abandoned testing facility full of no one. Who's she trying to look attractive for.[/QUOTE]
The party escort bot dressed her up for the "party", found out there was no party, and then placed her in the stasis bed.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;30741114]have any of you actually seen a woman in the morning?[/QUOTE]
No. :smith:
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;30741114]
have any of you actually seen a woman in the morning? [/QUOTE]
Not yet. :smug:
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;30741114]have any of you actually seen a woman in the morning?[/QUOTE]
Yes.
My mom.
I never really thought Chell was that bad for a test subject.
A lot of the 'more sexy' talk might be because Portal 2 has more details, as has been said before.
[editline]29th June 2011[/editline]
[quote][img]http://portal.biringa.com/images/8/81/Portal_Chell.png[/img][/quote][quote][img]http://portal.biringa.com/images/4/40/Chell.png[/img][/quote]
[editline]29th June 2011[/editline]
Actually I think I know a girl with a face like Portal 2 Chell. :v:
Well Its not so much of a redesign as it was that she just gained weight (well technically they had to design her to gain weight but you know what I mean)
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;30792235]Well Its not so much of a redesign as it was that she just gained weight (well technically they had to design her to gain weight but you know what I mean)[/QUOTE]
No, GLaDOS was just being a cunt when she said Chell was fat.
[QUOTE=usaokay;30473235]She looks okay when you take a closer look at her in Garry's Mod
[IMG]http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/3696/desewers0001.jpg[/IMG]
but my main problem with her is the left lazy eye. I'm going to tell bloo to fix that eye so it wouldn't look like she have the downs.[/QUOTE]
but didnt she suffer a case of minor major brain damage
[QUOTE=Judas;30801693]but didnt she suffer a case of minor major brain damage[/QUOTE]
No, she suffered a minor case of serious brain damage.
There's a difference :colbert:
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;30805129]No, she suffered a minor case of serious brain damage.
There's a difference :colbert:[/QUOTE]
"Say 'Apple'"
Chell Jumps.
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;30806767]"Say 'Apple'"
Chell Jumps.[/QUOTE]
What? I'm saying he said the phrase wrong.
I'm just saying that's how the Brain damage went.
Of course she only had brain damage [sp]if you can believe a core built to be an idiot[/sp]
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