S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Buzz off lurker, we don't let every loser post here! - Games

Oh found a bloodsucker in Jupiter and almost fell off my chair. Wonderful.

So my friend who's never even heard of STALKER sees me playing CoP and sees the mission objective: "Go to Jupiter" Needless to say the allure of a space odyssey has now made him a loyal STALKER convert.

[quote="Sabrina"][IMG]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/4044/unledkyb.png[/IMG] "bread" [B]OH SHI-[/B][/quote] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/KFnzq.jpg[/IMG] [B]IT'S SPREADING[/B]

I'mgonaa play with game while durnk.

[QUOTE=steven688;29907710]I'mgonaa play with game while durnk.[/QUOTE] I see you are already fit to play.

The "bread" will be the death of us all in the end.

[QUOTE=steven688;29907710]I'mgonaa play with game while durnk.[/QUOTE] The only correct way to play the game.

[QUOTE=mrkaki;29907728]I see you are already fit to play.[/QUOTE] will i get exta points imv i play?! i just want to kill whole vilaage abnd towns

[QUOTE=steven688;29907935]will i get exta points imv i play?! i just want to kill whole vilaage abnd towns[/QUOTE] Yes, you will get extra points. The drunker you are, the more you live a typical russian's life - and therefore the more fit you are to being a stalker.

Don't forget that you'll also get extra points if you'll be drunk both ingame and in real life.

I'm Latvian, so my veins are already 75% full of schnapps. I just have to pour the rest in.

[QUOTE=mrkaki;29907958]Yes, you will get extra points. The drunker you are, the more you live a typical russian's life - and therefore the more fit you are to being a stalker.[/QUOTE] do i have tyo drink vodak? im just diknd wine noww!/

Well, I wonder where the Military are. Should have sent a Spetsnaz squad for this guy.

[QUOTE=Paravin;29908116]Well, I wonder where the Military are. Should have sent a Spetsnaz squad for this guy.[/QUOTE] Doing what they do all the time: binge drink in The Cordon.

I've installed oblivion lost and sometimes. Not most of the time, when I search someones body the game shuts down and leaves no error message. Anyone know the problem?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/IPdds.jpg[/img] Wait a minute, Wolf left? [img]http://i.imgur.com/TXe6E.jpg[/img] WH-[B]YOU'RE STANDING ON HIM, RETARD.[/B] [img]http://i.imgur.com/y4w13.jpg[/img] W.. WHAT BODY? [editline]18th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=steven688;29908071]do i have tyo drink vodak? im just diknd wine noww!/[/QUOTE] Yes, you need vodak. But don't you dare drink vodka.

[QUOTE=Playguy;29908668]I've installed oblivion lost and sometimes. Not most of the time, when I search someones body the game shuts down and leaves no error message. Anyone know the problem?[/QUOTE] Sounds like wrong version of the game, or some strange download.

The zone is a sausage fest

Think I'm going to start CoP again, try to unfuck my bread buying antics.

[QUOTE=Dr.C;29909834]The zone is a sausage fest[/QUOTE] And it houses the Beastiality Freedomer.

stinking anarchistic animal fucking scum

[QUOTE=Paravin;29910473]stinking anarchistic animal fucking scum[/QUOTE] They also made Scar a permament frowner. [img]http://www.vedvannkanten.com/Images/spillCSscar.jpg[/img] Makes a good reaction image. :v:

[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;29909840]Think I'm going to start CoP again, try to unfuck my bread buying antics.[/QUOTE] Bread buying antics? What about my vodka buying antics? [img]http://gyazo.com/ad45b2a69c5bb9893b22a69268dc9ed5.png[/img]

You've [i]only[/i] got 45 things of vodka? It has to be 240+ before you can start competing.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/bloopbloop.jpg[/img] Ok what the fuck is up with all my trees looking like phantoms.

[QUOTE=chutney;29912715][img_thumb]http://filesmelt.com/dl/bloopbloop.jpg[/img_thumb] Ok what the fuck is up with all my trees looking like phantoms.[/QUOTE] The Flora Anomaly. Want.

Re-texture gone wrong?

The soup and (iirc) SmP has that shader in it. Probably just a naming fuckup.

I really really hate Bloodsuckers. :tinfoil:

Man, I hope we get some images or news of Stalker 2 soon.