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Hey Croguy. Can I have a Cameo? Just a dead ragdoll with loads of 'Bread'. The PDA reads: "Damn stalkers, it ended really badly here, got punched in face many times and they stole my vodka. gonna have to sell my bread somewhere else."

[QUOTE=Achilles123;30353301]How exactly do you propose he be partial when it's a fight to the death? There's no way he can make it easier/harder for one, really.[/QUOTE] Sabotage him in some way. You would have access to his things. Manipulate the betting odds. Kin da depends on the rules. If you have a referee, then it's easy. If not, you coudl still use the fact that you're the owner of the joint to give him a spiked drink or to break his gun in secret, and why would he suspect?

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30355098]Sabotage him in some way. You would have access to his things. Manipulate the betting odds. Kin da depends on the rules. If you have a referee, then it's easy. If not, you coudl still use the fact that you're the owner of the joint to give him a spiked drink or to break his gun in secret, and why would he suspect?[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure he'd notice if his gun is broken. Also, why would there need to be a referee? The one who wins is the one still alive. ...Manipulating the betting odds wouldn't do anything to the fighters, really, except cheat one of some of his money potentially. As to the spiked drink, I doubt there are many STALKER's who get rip-roaring drunk before going to a fight to the death in the arena. -- Wait, why are we talking about this? -- I mean, it would be possible, but if the STALKER's that dumb, he kind of deserves it.

[QUOTE=Achilles123;30355998]I'm pretty sure he'd notice if his gun is broken. Also, why would there need to be a referee? The one who wins is the one still alive. ...Manipulating the betting odds wouldn't do anything to the fighters, really, except cheat one of some of his money potentially. As to the spiked drink, I doubt there are many STALKER's who get rip-roaring drunk before going to a fight to the death in the arena. -- Wait, why are we talking about this? -- I mean, it would be possible, but if the STALKER's that dumb, he kind of deserves it.[/QUOTE] I doubt he'll check his gun before fighting. Fuck the trigger up and he won't be able to fire. He'll find out about it, then he'll die. In case it ISN'T a fight to the death. Not spiked with alcohol, spiked with a relaxant or a laxative, if you are going for total humiliation. Because it's fun. Whenever I imagine a free stalker, I think of Vano. I still remember how I didn't want him in my Pripyat team because I figured he would be weak since he didn't even have a gun. :unsmith:

Cannon reason why the get out of here stalker guy repeats himself constantly: He was on a patrol with his fellow Duty members on that fateful day. Unknowingly, one of his buddies steps into a Burner anomaly. All of his four squadmates are incinerated, and in panic, he drops his rifle and runs. Unfortunately, he steps right into a spot of radiation and collapses. His friends drag him back to the base, surprisingly not dead. However, the radiation got to his brain and now he has absolutely no short term memory at all. He instantly forgets what he says right after he tells you to go away.

I asked him for a discount, but this was his answer. [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/jts94k.jpg[/IMG]

On the Blackbyte edition of the SGM mod, when in ironsights the view zooms OUT rather than staying still as it should do according to the readme. Also crashes upon save, but SGM functioned perfectly fine for me.

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30354887]Hey Croguy. Can I have a Cameo? Just a dead ragdoll with loads of 'Bread'. The PDA reads: "Damn stalkers, it ended really badly here, got punched in face many times and they stole my vodka. gonna have to sell my bread somewhere else."[/QUOTE] Cameo in what?

it would be silly if there was a hidden cave in the red forest with a fuckton of bread and when you pick some up you'll notice that theres a body buried in the bread :silent:

[QUOTE=croguy;30357326]Cameo in what?[/QUOTE] I first thought he got the name wrong and wanted a Southern Comfort cameo but then I noticed the bit about the ragdoll, maybe WotW? No idea.

For fuck's sake, I've tried over and over again to get CoP working, but I end up crashing upon save/load more and more often as I get further into the game, and by that I mean about 20 minutes' gameplay. I don't know what the problem is because I used to be able to play it absolutely fine before I re-installed windows, and that was with mods too! Bugger fucking tits, this is majorly blagging now. Got it working without mods, played about an hour with no crashes, quicksaving constantly. (Edit: That said, I never had a reason to quickload since it's so fucking easy on master) As soon as I install Redux and apply the patch, I quicksave a few times, then quickload and bam, ctd right there. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Yeah, it seems it'll crash whenever I try to load a quicksave or autosave. After using google, as somebody would have undoubtedly told me to if it weren't against the rules, I've found out that it's a (relatively) common problem with Vista/Win7 32-bit users, caused by a memory leak (or some shit). I have 4gb RAM in the machine but only 3.25 available. would the .75gb of RAM make a difference in solving this problem? And if so, how can I access it without having to install windows 64bit or dualboot or do any shit like that?

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30356262]I doubt he'll check his gun before fighting. Fuck the trigger up and he won't be able to fire. He'll find out about it, then he'll die. In case it ISN'T a fight to the death. Not spiked with alcohol, spiked with a relaxant or a laxative, if you are going for total humiliation. Because it's fun. Whenever I imagine a free stalker, I think of Vano. I still remember how I didn't want him in my Pripyat team because I figured he would be weak since he didn't even have a gun. :unsmith:[/QUOTE] But it wouldn't be any [I]fun[/I] if it wasn't a fight to the death. Also, I dunno, maybe I'm just cautious, but I would definitely do some practice shooting before going into the arena.

[QUOTE=Achilles123;30361341]But it wouldn't be any [I]fun[/I] if it wasn't a fight to the death. Also, I dunno, maybe I'm just cautious, but I would definitely do some practice shooting before going into the arena.[/QUOTE] They would have to be scheduled a week or so before the match, so the news can spread and the crowd has time to come. So, you'd have plenty of time to practice. You wouldn't be shooting 15 minutes before the fight. Also, not so. The pleasure from fights come from the gore. A boxing match causes plenty of gore and appeals more to our natural instincts.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30361407]They would have to be scheduled a week or so before the match, so the news can spread and the crowd has time to come. So, you'd have plenty of time to practice. You wouldn't be shooting 15 minutes before the fight. Also, not so. The pleasure from fights come from the gore. A boxing match causes plenty of gore and appeals more to our natural instincts.[/QUOTE] Yeah but you can't tell me that boxing fights cause more excitement than GLADIATOR FIGHTS AT THE ROMAN COLOSSEUM! (caps not shown for anger but for excitement. yay excitement. I also know that those weren't [I]always[/I] fights to the death, but they usually had the potential) Also, I definitely [I]would[/I] be firing my gun 15 minutes before the arena. I like to practice what I'm doing before I do it, in (almost) any event.

[QUOTE=Achilles123;30355998]I'm pretty sure he'd notice if his gun is broken. Also, why would there need to be a referee? The one who wins is the one still alive. ...Manipulating the betting odds wouldn't do anything to the fighters, really, except cheat one of some of his money potentially. As to the spiked drink, I doubt there are many STALKER's who get rip-roaring drunk before going to a fight to the death in the arena. -- Wait, why are we talking about this? -- I mean, it would be possible, but if the STALKER's that dumb, he kind of deserves it.[/QUOTE] How about just replacing all of his ammo with blanks?

[media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vwyeHdJkA6PwroGYg[/media] Vocaroo makes my microphone sound shitty [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vdLNJDPsJYQEq6MHm[/media] [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsAqK9t9kbkpL9ECg[/media] Bull mutant?

Well, I managed to fix my problems by doing some fuckery with the command prompt (I found instructions, obviously. No thanks to all of you :v:). Now the game works like a charm. I might even be able to play PRIPYATAN!

[QUOTE=PunchedInFac;30354887]Hey Croguy. Can I have a Cameo? Just a dead ragdoll with loads of 'Bread'. The PDA reads: "Damn stalkers, it ended really badly here, got punched in face many times and they stole my vodka. gonna have to sell my bread somewhere else."[/QUOTE] You'll get something similar to this in WotW.

I have a spare 1TB HDD that I don't need, is it worth me turning it into a 256GB pagefile/virtual RAM?

256gb pagefile lol

Holdenmcclure my hero! Goddamnit ipod...

[QUOTE=junker|154;30357245]I asked him for a discount, but this was his answer. [IMG]http://i51.tinypic.com/jts94k.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [b]STRELOCK? WHAT DA HEEEEEL![/b]

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;30365929][b]STRELOCK? WHAT DA HEEEEEL![/b][/QUOTE] I think it's a "Are you fucking kidding me?" look.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30365934]I think it's a "Are you fucking kidding me?" look.[/QUOTE] I think it's the "I could use some new textures" face he makes.

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;30362425] [media]http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsAqK9t9kbkpL9ECg[/media] Bull mutant?[/QUOTE] Fuck me that's terrifying. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Hey guys is it okay to post fan fiction here? It should be a short one, called "Zhorik Begins"

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;30365929][b]MARKED ONE? WHAT DA HEEEEEL![/b][/QUOTE] ftfy [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30365988]Fuck me that's terrifying. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Hey guys is it okay to post fan fiction here? It should be a short one, called "Zhorik Begins"[/QUOTE] Only if it contains extreme anal penetration

[QUOTE=gnoob;30366058]ftfy[/QUOTE] Care to explain? [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Also no I'm not writing that. Ever. Ask someone else.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366064]Care to explain?[/QUOTE] there's a bit near the end of SoC [sp] where you teleport from CNPP back to sid's bunker for a second and he shouts "MARKED ONE WHAT THE HELL". Someone threw a grenade at that very moment, and it exploded just as he teleported back to CNPP. [/sp] fucking classic, maybe someone can dig up the video

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30365988]Hey guys is it okay to post fan fiction here? It should be a short one, called "Zhorik Begins"[/QUOTE] What kind of a fanfiction is it?

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366064] Also no I'm not writing that. Ever. Ask someone else.[/QUOTE] Don't worry I was joking. This thread already has someone for that kind of stuff