S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Buzz off lurker, we don't let every loser post here! - Games

[QUOTE=croguy;30366095]What kind of a fanfiction is it?[/QUOTE] Basically the names a pun of batman begins, and basically it's how zhorik ended up in the zone. spoiler. [sp] He takes advice from 4chan about the zone and they tell him a load of bs.[/sp] [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] This is what I listen to while browsing this thread [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzOprKaXQ0&feature=channel_video_title[/media] Very suiting

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366105]Basically the names a pun of batman begins, and basically it's how zhorik ended up in the zone. spoiler. [sp] He takes advice from 4chan about the zone and they tell him a load of bs.[/sp][/QUOTE] But aren't he and Garry/Gharik mercs who got employed by the Barkeep? Anyways, you might as well as post it as long as it doesn't rape the lore too much.

[QUOTE=croguy;30366170]But aren't he and Garry/Gharik mercs who got employed by the Barkeep?[/QUOTE] lol a merc that stands at the front door and invites customers in. Hah. But yea I guess, I just wanted an alternate reason for why he got the lamest job in the zone...

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366178]lol a merc that stands at the front door and invites customers in. Hah. But yea I guess, I just wanted an alternate reason for why he got the lamest job in the zone...[/QUOTE] Well he can't just leave a bar full of drunken guys loaded with military equipment unguarded.

No dude I'm aknowlaging that's the truth, but it's a fan fic so it isn't exactly cannon anyways.

One time I mic chatted with Kingo on steam. I pooped a little.

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;30366221]One time I mic chatted with Kingo on steam. I pooped a little.[/QUOTE] What's he like?

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366201]No dude I'm aknowlaging that's the truth, but it's a fan fic so it isn't exactly cannon anyways.[/QUOTE] But you know it's hard to read a fanfic if it rapes the lore. Like the STALKER books.

Go on Facepunch STALKERs chat if you want to find out

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366228]What's he like?[/QUOTE] P. cool [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Woah so many Aussie Stalkers

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;30366380]P. cool [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Woah so many Aussie Stalkers[/QUOTE] Yeh cunt

What cunt

How's yer barbie? Are the kangaroos okay?

I just came back from a camping trip and I touched a mo fo kangaroo

Barbie is doin' great, gonna chuck some bangers and mash on

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;30366273]Go on Facepunch STALKERs chat if you want to find out[/QUOTE] dun dun dunn

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30366462]dun dun dunn[/QUOTE] My names Fin. And you come from finland. :kiddo:

Australia? More like bestralia amirite?

[QUOTE=croguy;30366260]But you know it's hard to read a fanfic if it rapes the lore. Like the STALKER books.[/QUOTE] ITS FOR COMEDY MAN! I don't expect anyone to accept it as cannon, or even laugh. I just wanted to know if it was okay to post a short funny story about Zhoriks origins. I'm talking about size and content relating to stalker thread, not what the actual content of the story is. [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=gnoob;30366494]Australia? More like bestralia amirite?[/QUOTE] I read that as beastial. I know, I know. Whenever says something about Australia my mind jumps to the wiki page on Aussie law that says Beastiality porn is legal in ACT, wtf amiright?

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30366507] I read that as beastial. I know, I know. Whenever says something about Australia my mind jumps to the wiki page on Aussie law that says Beastiality porn is legal in ACT, wtf amiright?[/QUOTE] I... did not know this

ACT is a hole, geographically and metaphorically

Bestiality is legal in Denmark as far as I know.

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;30366560]ACT is a hole, geographically and metaphorically[/QUOTE] Absolutely, but now that I live in sydney, I realize it was better than this smelly overpopulated hole... [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] Anyone else get the cameo email from Tarasov. I notice one of the primary characters has his name... I sent him a revised version so that it didn't seem to obvious, but there is quite a few names...

[QUOTE=Tinter;30366632]Bestiality is legal in Denmark as far as I know.[/QUOTE] Yargh! Yohan! Pull the longboat of the water, the goats need a good focking!!

[QUOTE=Paravin;30366686]Yargh! Yohan! Pull the longboat of the water, the goats need a good focking!![/QUOTE] Oh god can we please not go there, I'm sorry I even suggested it...

I think the government in here forgot to implement a law regarding beastiality.

[QUOTE=K1ngo64;30366560]ACT is a hole, geographically and metaphorically[/QUOTE] I've lived in ACT, Sydney, the central coast and Melbourne and I like Melbane the best!

[QUOTE=croguy;30366712]I think the government in here forgot to implement a law regarding beastiality.[/QUOTE] That's pornography in Australia btw, not actually having sex with animals... [editline]10th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=famasfanalt;30366720]I've lived in ACT, Sydney, the central coast and Melbourne and I like Melbane the best![/QUOTE] I to enjoyed melbane when I visited...

Are all stalkers from Europe or Australia?

We have a couple of Yanks too.