S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Buzz off lurker, we don't let every loser post here!
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[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406551]I know, but you people are like so fucking in-depth with reality that the instant someone suggests something that isn't completely on par with cannon you shoot them down. So serious over here. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I use a cannon to shoot down those that question cannon :colbert:
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30406572]I use a cannon to shoot down those that question cannon :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I'm not, I was bringing up a conversation piece because nothing much has happened as of late. I was trying to get people to think out of the fictional cannon box, and instead you smashed my brains in with it and pissed on my corpse.
Holy shit, I suck at this game, how do I play properly without getting shot and bleeding all over the place to death.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406401]Alright, alright you win, you people and your firm hold on the unimagitive, the refusal to think even for a moment something larger is happening.
[B]There is nothing large happening with them. Why should there be?[/B]
Instead you insist on beleiving that the Monolith are defending CNPP by agressively attacking outsiders in a widening circle,
[B]It's becoming smaller day by day, and most of those are counterattacks.[/B]
and the preachers who are essentially Captains are taking no orders from higher authority even though these are brainwashed idiots with barely enough of a grasp on reality to realize they're situation.
[B]They are not. Did you forgot that they set up an ambush for an ambush?[/B][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Heigou;30406614]Holy shit, I suck at this game, how do I play properly without getting shot and bleeding all over the place to death.[/QUOTE]
Take cover
don't run
use bandages
[QUOTE=Heigou;30406614]Holy shit, I suck at this game, how do I play properly without getting shot and bleeding all over the place to death.[/QUOTE]
Take it slow, keep to cover at ALL times unless you are [b]100% SURE[/b] they are all dead, listen to hear breathing and footsteps, aim for the head and chest, don't bother with shotguns or most kalashnikov weaponry unless it's the one from streloks stash, keep at least 10 health kits and 15 bandages on your person ([ to heal with kits ] to stop bleeding), Limit your weaponry to two primarys max and a secondary, only take the bare essentials and for fucks sake never rush into a building and expect to win.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406589]I'm not, I was bringing up a conversation piece because nothing much has happened as of late. I was trying to get people to think out of the fictional cannon box, and instead you smashed my brains in with it and pissed on my corpse.[/QUOTE]
Because if it's out of the canon it's not considered as truthful. By that logic the Death Zone is an event that actually happened in the STALKER universe.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406643]Take it slow, keep to cover at ALL times unless you are [b]100% SURE[/b] they are all dead, listen to hear breathing and footsteps, aim for the head and chest, don't bother with shotguns or most kalashnikov weaponry unless it's the one from streloks stash, keep at least 10 health kits and 15 bandages on your person ([ to heal with kits ] to stop bleeding), Limit your weaponry to two primarys max and a secondary, only take the bare essentials and for fucks sake never rush into a building and expect to win.[/QUOTE]
5 medkits and 10 bandages is enough
Shotguns are okay
nothing wrong with AK's
but yes everything else is true
[QUOTE=croguy;30406644]Because if it's out of the canon it's not considered as truthful. By that logic the Death Zone is an event that actually happened in the STALKER universe.[/QUOTE]
I DONT WANT IT TO BE CANON D:< man you people. I'm done on this topic, there is no way for you to interpret me. It was one of those "wouldn't be cool if" type questions and you people basically just went, "No. It would not, it never will be. There is an explanation now stop talking and never ever imagine a situation besides this one again."
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;30406654]5 medkits and 10 bandages is enough
Shotguns are okay
nothing wrong with AK's
but yes everything else is true[/QUOTE]
Depends. For lurk I personally found all the kalashnikov weapons pretty inaccurate and useless (Besides the Akaban or what-ever it's called.) Shotguns are very good in lurk, but as for shotguns I was vague and I just meant the sawn offs.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406682]I DONT WANT IT TO BE CANON D:< man you people. I'm done on this topic, there is no way for you to interpret me. It was one of those "wouldn't be cool if" type questions and you people basically just went, "No. It would not, it never will be. There is an explanation now stop talking and never ever imagine a situation besides this one again."[/QUOTE]
If you wanted that, you should have worded the original question better. :colbert:
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
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[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30406731]If you wanted that, you should have worded the original question better. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I said conspiracy theory. Everyone knows not to take those seriously...
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406643] unless it's the one from streloks stash[/QUOTE]
Nice [sp]spoilers[/sp] you've got there there.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406643]Limit your weaponry to two primarys max and a secondary, only take the bare essentials and for fucks sake never rush into a building and expect to win.[/QUOTE]
Nope nope nope. If you're carrying a pistol that's [i]not[/i] at least .45 caliber and an assault weapon, you should keep a shotgun in reserve for mutants. The sawn-off shotgun will see you through until you start to get the high tier weapons.
Don't waste AK ammo to dogs. Dogs are best dealt with buckshot combined with fast feet.
Use the lean function extensively at the beginning.
In the beginning, take some time to do sidequests. The early sidequests' rewards aren't really worth it by the time you reach mid-game but they are valuable in the beginning.
Oh yeah, don't use the flashlight at night if you're engaging human opponents. Use the nightvision instead.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406739]I said conspiracy theory. Everyone knows not to take those seriously...[/QUOTE]
nope.avi
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406739]I said conspiracy theory. Everyone knows not to take those seriously...[/QUOTE]
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[QUOTE=Calkkuna;30406757]DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR[/QUOTE]
Pro pageking.
this is fun.
[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30406769]this is fun.[/QUOTE]
Not so much for me, a misinterpritation of my words has led to people thinking I think like this:[QUOTE=Calkkuna;30406757]DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR[/QUOTE]
I wish I wasn't an alt. I miss the fact that I used to one the top ten posters in these megathreads. (6th, 2nd, 3rd and 6th, in that order from when I started posting regulary in these threads.)
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406788]Not so much for me, a misinterpritation of my words has led to people thinking I think like this:[/QUOTE]
Considering how you're not that good in writing English it's very easy to misinterprent anything you say for that.
[QUOTE=croguy;30406800]Considering your grammar, it's very easy to misinterprent anything you say for that.[/QUOTE]
Shut up. I am very intelligent, I just was trying to spell that out in my head because I couldn't get it to sound right when I wrote it and that's how it came out.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406788]Not so much for me, a misinterpritation of my words has led to people thinking I think like this:[/QUOTE]
Sorry mate, I owe you a couple of coronas okay?
[QUOTE=croguy;30406800]Considering how you're not that good in writing English it's very easy to [highlight]misinterprent[/highlight]anything you say for that.[/QUOTE]
misinterpret
Don't criticize me if you can't get it right.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406816]Shut up. I am very intelligent, I just was trying to spell that out in my head because I couldn't get it to sound right when I wrote it and that's how it came out.[/QUOTE]
I didn't insult your intelligence, I insulted your grammar.
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406837]misinterpret
Don't criticize me if you can't get it right.[/QUOTE]
English is not my native language. :colbert:
Stop being idiots please.
[QUOTE=croguy;30406845]I didn't insult your intelligence, I insulted your grammar.
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
English is not my native language. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
Excuses. Anyways can we get off grammar and get back to stalker?
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
Freaking ninja'd
There is no stalker without grammar.
[QUOTE=soderholm13;30406868]There is no stalker without grammar.[/QUOTE]
Uh huh.
Anyways... I reinstalled stalker and I'm installing LURK again, this better work...
I'm home... :allears:
So, I was getting tremendous amounts of lag in Call of Pripyat. Anyone know what might be causing it? ( I normally get a tiny amount of barely noticable lag, this was a huge amount of it.) Also should I do another SoC playthrough again with AMK or play redux CoP.
[editline]12th June 2011[/editline]
Fuck! The game is STILL BROKEN. I ONLY COMPLETELY REDOWNLOADED IT.
Fuck this I'm gonna go play gmod or something. I love stalker but if it won't let me play then I'll just have to do something else.
[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30406958]So, I was getting tremendous amounts of lag in Call of Pripyat. Anyone know what might be causing it? ( I normally get a tiny amount of barely noticable lag, this was a huge amount of it.) Also should I do another SoC playthrough again with AMK or play redux CoP.[/QUOTE]
When does it happen?
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