S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Buzz off lurker, we don't let every loser post here! - Games

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30448006]It's in the link[/QUOTE] Cool, was already reading the page, but I meant to roleplaying games in general. dat download site. Stretching a 5 second dl to 4 minutes 30, cheaky buggers.

I don't know if you guys care at all but my TFW reloaded merge is coming along just fine.

[QUOTE=Tinter;30448024]I don't know if you guys care at all but my TFW reloaded merge is coming along just fine.[/QUOTE] -snip- Total Faction Wars, got it.

[QUOTE=Tinter;30448024]I don't know if you guys care at all but my TFW reloaded merge is coming along just fine.[/QUOTE] I haven't played Reloaded, what does it do?

PM your nick, I don't have Steam here, so I can't get instructions what to write.

HNNNNNG Stalker roleplay? I'm in, I don't know the rules but I'm in. reading like my life depends on it. I put on my sunrise suit and damaged gas mask.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30448296]HNNNNNG Stalker roleplay? I'm in, I don't know the rules but I'm in. reading like my life depends on it. I put on my sunrise suit and damaged gas mask.[/QUOTE] I'll be a Psudogiant ok ur dead already game over.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30448296]HNNNNNG Stalker roleplay? I'm in, I don't know the rules but I'm in. reading like my life depends on it. I put on my sunrise suit and damaged gas mask.[/QUOTE] I cast magic EMP bullet!

I want to buy a shot- Stalkers, an emission is approaching! Take cover, quick!

Somebody should see how long it takes to set it up in rptools. I'd do it, but it's confusing as hell to me.

stalker pnp rp? sure why the fuck not I'll give it a shot,how bad could it be [sp]Please, for the love of GOD don't let Paravin be the game master.[/sp]

You activated my trap card. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/createcard1.php[/IMG]

Oh god, let paravin be the GM :v: Massive hilarity to follow.

[QUOTE=croguy;30448369]Somebody should see how long it takes to set it up in rptools. I'd do it, but it's confusing as hell to me.[/QUOTE] Fantasy Grounds II? It supports D20 AFAIK

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30448458]Fantasy Grounds II? It supports D20 AFAIK[/QUOTE] You have to buy it first, apparently.

Build a Stalker camp in with a whirlgig anomaly in the middle, capture bandits, charge admission to watch the bandits get ripped apart and then splattered all over the audience. So much you could do with a Stalker RP, and if Paravin was the DM he'd be cool and wouldn't just face to black if we found a particularly attractive mutant.

It's a pity you didn't have this to counter my Whirlgig. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/createcard2.php[/IMG]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30448456]Oh god, let paravin be the GM :v: Massive hilarity to follow.[/QUOTE] YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU SAY YOUTHLING YOU'LL DAMN US ALL YOU FOOL

[QUOTE=chutney;30448541]YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ROOKIE YOU'LL FUCK US ALL OVER YOU ASSFACE[/QUOTE] That's how a stalker would say it :eng101:

What's so bad about Paravin being the GM, I mean what's the worst that can happen? :v:

[QUOTE=Amez;30448613]What's so bad about Paravin being the GM, I mean what's the worst that can happen? :v:[/QUOTE] mutant rape theres so much more that could be the worst that tie for this catagory.

Shut it, Grandpa, I didn't come to the Zone to NOT be anally penetrated by a half-rotten Chimera.

[QUOTE=Rexen;30448500]It's a pity you didn't have this to counter my Whirlgig. [IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/createcard2.php[/IMG][/QUOTE] my trap card turned it into a radioactive bolt which gives everyone cancer around it [editline]14th June 2011[/editline] why are we all suddenly RP'ing?

[QUOTE=keroba;30448730]my trap card turned it into a radioactive bolt which gives everyone cancer around it [editline]14th June 2011[/editline] why are we all suddenly RP'ing?[/QUOTE] You fool! Counter traps have spell speed 3! Your pathetic trap card cannot be chained to it!

Paravin as gm. I go to see sid. You start walking but you get stopped afater 3 steps and buttraped by bandits. You manage to escape. I look in my inventory for a medkit. You seem to have a medkit but before you can use it a pseudogiant comes and puts it's massive cock in your ass, you die.

The medkit is actually a tentacle monster container. Sid finds you buttfucked by bandage tentacles, rescues you and sells you to Duty. THEN you are buttfucked by a pseudogiant in the Arena. Also, what are these 2d20 thing? Dice rolls, right? I don't have dices with more than 6 faces, I think. I might have one with 20.

[QUOTE=Rexen;30448748]You fool! Counter traps have spell speed 3! Your pathetic trap card cannot be chained to it![/QUOTE] I suck at this and should get back playing RTS instead of doing pathetic attempts on PnP :ohdear:

Pfft, amateurs.

Oh god run for cover

Just imagine the sweet musky smell, as a half rotten snork rams its 6 inch penis deep into your anus, while it slowly starts tearing off chunks of your back and eats it on the spot, using the dripping blood from your exposed back muscles, your inner anus walls and the shit, that he mashed into liquid form using his urine and his pelvic thrusts, as a lubricant. [editline]14th June 2011[/editline] [highlight]- 10 HP[/highlight]