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[Banned?]

[QUOTE=Gbps;30708859]It isn't the damage, it's the range[/QUOTE]

The range is fine. If it were any bigger it would be OP.

[Jund]

Jesus okay I'll write it out for you

Malphite's ult has 10 more cd across the board
It has a .5 sec longer disable, a dash, larger radius, costs 0/25/50 less mana, does 50/75/100 more damage with a .3 higher ratio, and a smaller to almost no delay

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

But okay if you want to go on what you believe instead of the hard numbers I don't really care

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Jund;30708992]Jesus okay I'll write it out for you

Malphite's ult has 10 more cd across the board
It has a .5 sec longer disable, a dash, larger radius, costs 0/25/50 less mana, does 50/75/100 more damage with a .3 higher ratio, and a smaller to almost no delay

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

But okay if you want to go on what you believe instead of the hard numbers I don't really care[/QUOTE]
But that's like, the only very good thing Malp has other than his atk speed slow near him.
Orianna has Free ward, shield, armor mr buff, very good harass, "malp ult".

[editline]26th June 2011[/editline]

[release]So i was walking down the street when an old dude tried to steal my money. So i was like yo ****a you aint gonna steal no money here! The old dude said omg stfu noob stop feeding.

At that moment i realized the old dude was in fact a LoL player. I asked him who do you main old guy? He answered me he mained twitch so he could carry the noobs that feed the other team to victory. I then asked him : whats your ELO? He answered that he was 1115 but he was stuck in ELO hell, and that he really belonged in 1915. So i was like, okay old man, imma give you some tips to get out of elo hell.

[B]1- Stop giving negative comments to your team.[/B]
The old man was like yo young guy, if the noob ww jungler doesnt gank my lane i gotta tell him that he sucks and should be assisting my lane 24/7 because im so important to my team and i always instalock carries. its the only way to get out of elo hell, carrying noobs cauz all people at my elo are noobs. I answered : No.
After few minutes of argumentation, i came up with my 2nd tip :

[B]2- Be as versatile as possible.[/B]
The old man then said i was crazy. I told him that the only way to improve is to learn how to fulfill all roles in a team. Learn to jungle, tank, support, mage etc. By doing this you will understand what everyone should be doing in a team, you know, not only instalocking a carry helps because carries are so easy to kill when there is no tank or supporting guys to help you kill the entire team. Also, you should have at least 3 rune pages, 1 for a tank, 1 for a mage and 1 for a carry. After that you can get more rune pages like 1 for jungling. He said hmmk young boy, imma learn to jungle and try to buy some runes for my jungle rammus. I proceeded to give him my 3rd tip.

[B]3- Increase your map awareness skillz[/B]
Buy wards. Lots of them. If you think you bought enough wards, you probably didnt. It is not only the support's or jungler's job to buy wards. Yes, early game it is easier for a jungler to roam around the map and ward, but he is also teh teammate taht needs his 1st item the fastest (talking about junglers that build wriggles). Also, old man, practice yourself at looking at your mini map more often (you know the little box with skullheads on it at the bottom of your screen). If you warded accordingly, you will know when the ganker comes. The old man said k bro, i got it. He seemed to really listen to me cauz he knew he sucked at this game even if he said otherwise. I then told him about my 4th tip.

[B]4- Learn about map objectives priority[/B]
You just aced the other team? Gj to you and your mates. Now what do? Blue pill to spend that newly earned gold? rofl, that would be dumb. Here's a thumb rule about what to do after a team fight : You killed 2 or less of their team and your team is still up? Go baron or dragon, depending on the game state (late game go baron it will most likely give you an instawin), if outer turrets are down, inners are harder to get and if 3 or more are defending youll most likely lose your time playing a mini ARAM game. You killed 3 or more, and your team is intact? Blue pill and buy new items JUST KIDDING! rofl! No, push that mid lane to the core (inhib). If half your team is dead also, you might want to consider to blue pill if pushing isnt possible. Maybe grab their red buffs or do dragon with a teammate. The old man knew i was telling the truth : he did not dare to interrupt my speech. I then gave him my 5th and last tip.

[B]5- Always remember this : [I]All[/I] of your deaths are your [I]own[/I] fault. No exceptions.[/B]
This is the golden tip of league of legends. The old man was scared to know the truth.
It is not your jungler that never gank's fault. It is not shen's fault because he did not ult you. It is not anyone else fault if you died. You just got ganked by a ww who flash/ulted you? Your fault: you did not ward the river. You just got focused in a team fight to DEATH? Your fault: you should have been in a safer spot. You chased singed and died? Lol, get MR and stop chasing him. Don't get me wrong, some of your deaths are beneficial for your team. [I]SOMETIMES[/I] only. It is your job to judge if your death could have been avoided. Once you understand rule #5, you will improve a lot. If you are lucky you will leave ELO hell.

The old man was stunned. And he was not playing olaf or alistar. He knew that those 5 rules would bring him to another level of skills. Especially with rule #5. That rule was the key to ELO heaven. He then decided to give RAWRAR's account 10$ worth of RP.

If you are in the same situation as the old man, you should really try to follow these tips and you will improve.

Bro.[/release]
[url]http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=894288[/url]

Good read. @NoShogun too

[RudeMcRude]

Which 2 champs do you believe have the best ult duo? like Noc and TF, amumu and fiddle? what do you guys think?

[KStyleAzure]

Orianna's flings the champ backwards

[Jund]

And Malphite has a longer disable

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;30709048]But that's like, the only very good thing Malp has other than his atk speed slow near him.
Orianna has Free ward, shield, armor mr buff, very good harass, "malp ult".[/QUOTE]

Oh my god I don't even want to get into this

okay fine, whatever

[PirateMax]

[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;30709131]Which 2 champs do you believe have the best ult duo? like Noc and TF, amumu and fiddle? what do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

Ashe + Gragas is pretty painful for anyone caught in a bad position.

Also TF + Shen used to be awesome ( I was once in a team as Shen with a twisted fate and pantheon, I would ult on tf and pantheon would ult behind them, giving the enemy no chance to escape.)

[Orygin]

Singed + Cass all day erryday

[aydin690]

[QUOTE=RudeMcRude;30709131]Which 2 champs do you believe have the best ult duo? like Noc and TF, amumu and fiddle? what do you guys think?[/QUOTE]

Karthus.

[Dimly]

[QUOTE=Daniellynet;30709048]But that's like, the only very good thing Malp has other than his atk speed slow near him.
Orianna has Free ward, shield, armor mr buff, very good harass, "malp ult".

[editline]26th June 2011[/editline]

[release]So i was walking down the street when an old dude tried to steal my money. So i was like yo ****a you aint gonna steal no money here! The old dude said omg stfu noob stop feeding.

At that moment i realized the old dude was in fact a LoL player. I asked him who do you main old guy? He answered me he mained twitch so he could carry the noobs that feed the other team to victory. I then asked him : whats your ELO? He answered that he was 1115 but he was stuck in ELO hell, and that he really belonged in 1915. So i was like, okay old man, imma give you some tips to get out of elo hell.

[B]1- Stop giving negative comments to your team.[/B]
The old man was like yo young guy, if the noob ww jungler doesnt gank my lane i gotta tell him that he sucks and should be assisting my lane 24/7 because im so important to my team and i always instalock carries. its the only way to get out of elo hell, carrying noobs cauz all people at my elo are noobs. I answered : No.
After few minutes of argumentation, i came up with my 2nd tip :

[B]2- Be as versatile as possible.[/B]
The old man then said i was crazy. I told him that the only way to improve is to learn how to fulfill all roles in a team. Learn to jungle, tank, support, mage etc. By doing this you will understand what everyone should be doing in a team, you know, not only instalocking a carry helps because carries are so easy to kill when there is no tank or supporting guys to help you kill the entire team. Also, you should have at least 3 rune pages, 1 for a tank, 1 for a mage and 1 for a carry. After that you can get more rune pages like 1 for jungling. He said hmmk young boy, imma learn to jungle and try to buy some runes for my jungle rammus. I proceeded to give him my 3rd tip.

[B]3- Increase your map awareness skillz[/B]
Buy wards. Lots of them. If you think you bought enough wards, you probably didnt. It is not only the support's or jungler's job to buy wards. Yes, early game it is easier for a jungler to roam around the map and ward, but he is also teh teammate taht needs his 1st item the fastest (talking about junglers that build wriggles). Also, old man, practice yourself at looking at your mini map more often (you know the little box with skullheads on it at the bottom of your screen). If you warded accordingly, you will know when the ganker comes. The old man said k bro, i got it. He seemed to really listen to me cauz he knew he sucked at this game even if he said otherwise. I then told him about my 4th tip.

[B]4- Learn about map objectives priority[/B]
You just aced the other team? Gj to you and your mates. Now what do? Blue pill to spend that newly earned gold? rofl, that would be dumb. Here's a thumb rule about what to do after a team fight : You killed 2 or less of their team and your team is still up? Go baron or dragon, depending on the game state (late game go baron it will most likely give you an instawin), if outer turrets are down, inners are harder to get and if 3 or more are defending youll most likely lose your time playing a mini ARAM game. You killed 3 or more, and your team is intact? Blue pill and buy new items JUST KIDDING! rofl! No, push that mid lane to the core (inhib). If half your team is dead also, you might want to consider to blue pill if pushing isnt possible. Maybe grab their red buffs or do dragon with a teammate. The old man knew i was telling the truth : he did not dare to interrupt my speech. I then gave him my 5th and last tip.

[B]5- Always remember this : [I]All[/I] of your deaths are your [I]own[/I] fault. No exceptions.[/B]
This is the golden tip of league of legends. The old man was scared to know the truth.
It is not your jungler that never gank's fault. It is not shen's fault because he did not ult you. It is not anyone else fault if you died. You just got ganked by a ww who flash/ulted you? Your fault: you did not ward the river. You just got focused in a team fight to DEATH? Your fault: you should have been in a safer spot. You chased singed and died? Lol, get MR and stop chasing him. Don't get me wrong, some of your deaths are beneficial for your team. [I]SOMETIMES[/I] only. It is your job to judge if your death could have been avoided. Once you understand rule #5, you will improve a lot. If you are lucky you will leave ELO hell.

The old man was stunned. And he was not playing olaf or alistar. He knew that those 5 rules would bring him to another level of skills. Especially with rule #5. That rule was the key to ELO heaven. He then decided to give RAWRAR's account 10$ worth of RP.

If you are in the same situation as the old man, you should really try to follow these tips and you will improve.

Bro.[/release]
[url]http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=894288[/url]

Good read. @NoShogun too[/QUOTE]

Fuck that. Negative comments will make that bitch play better to show me up.
234 are how you play MOBAs and lol 5. nope.

[Ninny]

lost a 20/4/16 game as gp

with a full fp premade

fuck off

[Phir3]

Why are there so many forum posts about GP being OP? I don't really see him as all that great. I still would prefer a different champ on my team.

[NoShogun]

Thanks for the guide daniellynet

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Phir3;30709447]Why are there so many forum posts about GP being OP? I don't really see him as all that great. I still would prefer a different champ on my team.[/QUOTE]

I dunno about him being OP but yeah, he is all that great. He's sort of like a competitive tryndamere with more utility.

[Dimly]

Also

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbvGC4VOOTk[/media]

1:17

I mean really, same voice style, both deal with death, 4 horsemen war, pestilence, famine.

[Daniellynet]

[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;30709396]lost a 20/4/16 game as gp

with a full fp premade

fuck off[/QUOTE]

You deserve a medal. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/winner.png[/IMG]
[editline]LOL FP Premade fail much?[/editline]
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1099488-First-glance-of-the-above-avatar-What-did-you-think-it-was?p=30691121&viewfull=1#post30691121[/URL]
:frog:
[editline]Fake auto merge.[/editline]
[QUOTE=Phir3;30709447]Why are there so many forum posts about GP being OP? I don't really see him as all that great. I still would prefer a different champ on my team.[/QUOTE]
That's what I used to say, but his ult is actually pretty fuckng good now, and his slow helps with chasing.
[editline]Fake auto merge again to make you think I posted a picture. /smug[/editline]

^

[editline]26th June 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=Dwragon82997;30709479].[/QUOTE]
What?

[NoShogun]

Rule number five in that guide is mostly true, but there are exceptions.

If you're laning with soraka and you're going in for the kill on the enemy laner, and she just stands there autoing instead of starcalling/silencing/healing you, and you die, that's on her. It's pretty common to expect that if you're going in for FB or whatever and you have soraka standing right there, etc, she'll heal you and silence them.

[Murdoco]

This person was bitching this entire game. They were doing okay but they would not stop bitching and blamed every death on us.

So I waited for her to get low health and waited for fiddle to ult us.. She tried to run away but then I flipped fiddle onto her and killed her.

I am a dick but they fucking deserved it.

[KStyleAzure]

[QUOTE=Murdoco;30709971]This person was bitching this entire game. They were doing okay but they would not stop bitching and blamed every death on us.

So I waited for her to get low health and waited for fiddle to ult us.. She tried to run away but then I flipped fiddle onto her and killed her.

I am a dick but they fucking deserved it.[/QUOTE]

Did you shift+4 a billion times afterwards?

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;30709987]Did you shift+4 a billion times afterwards?[/QUOTE]

Of course. (singed laugh just makes it a million times better)

[KStyleAzure]

Then it was worth it

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4kxYK.jpg[/img]
Truly a fearful sight to see

[Murdoco]

[QUOTE=KStyleAzure;30710005]Then it was worth it

[editline]25th June 2011[/editline]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/4kxYK.jpg[/img]
Truly a fearful sight to see[/QUOTE]

Then when she says "Have you seen my bear tibbers?" everyone cries.

[GhettoGeek]

So much for Brazilian premades
[IMG]http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn260/GhetoGeek/ROMSes1.png[/IMG]

[Phir3]

Just went 13/1/12 with new GP. I like him more now, but I would still prefer a different champ on my team.

[fippe]

[QUOTE=Phir3;30709447]Why are there so many forum posts about GP being OP? I don't really see him as all that great. I still would prefer a different champ on my team.[/QUOTE]
refer to
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;30709396]lost a 20/4/16 game as gp

with a full fp premade

fuck off[/QUOTE]

[Gbps]

I have never had more fun or felt as important to the course of the game than playing Orianna.

I had so much fun when I played her the first time, and I still have just as much fun the 20th time.

She's truly well made, balanced, and beneficial champion to any team comp.

The fact that she can support but still be the AP carry makes her a stronger pick than many AP carries.

And her ult, despite it's underwhelming appearance, can absolutely change the course of any teamfight, and her shield (and its range) makes sure that your carries stay nice and protected also.

She's hard to play, but her skill cap is what makes her as powerful as she is, as long as you work for it.

She's truly a wonderful champion, and I want to shake the hand of the employee that made her, because they got her right.

[EoB]

[QUOTE=Gbps;30710793]I have never had more fun or felt as important to the course of the game than playing Orianna.

I had so much fun when I played her the first time, and I still have just as much fun the 20th time.

She's truly well made, balanced, and beneficial champion to any team comp.

The fact that she can support but still be the AP carry makes her a stronger pick than many AP carries.

And her ult, despite it's underwhelming appearance, can absolutely change the course of any teamfight, and her shield (and its range) makes sure that your carries stay nice and protected also.

She's hard to play, but her skill cap is what makes her as powerful as she is, as long as you work for it.

She's truly a wonderful champion, and I want to shake the hand of the employee that made her, because they got her right.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/GORIANA_THIRSTS.png[/img]

And all at 30 MAX FPS.

[Gbps]

[QUOTE=FreeHat;30710951][IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/GORIANA_THIRSTS.png[/IMG]

And all at 30 MAX FPS.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://gyazo.com/f3817d1f62934f6b35eb53a7126d1b72.png[/IMG]

(One of BigFatJiJi's top ranked smurfs)

[fruityfruit]

real bigfatjiji

[Dimly]

Wtf is this gorianna bs

[NoShogun]

orianna very good champion