S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Faction Warfare Edition - Games

I killed the giant while listening to eye of the tiger. I am truly a stalker. ... [i]I should have done it while drunk[/i]

The perfect Mercenary. [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] my mergeeee

Well, this was a fun stream. Now if only the end wasn't so laggy.

[QUOTE=croguy;30547374]Well, this was a fun stream. Now if only the end wasn't so laggy.[/QUOTE] Yeah I'll try and fix that im also going to draw that stream summed up

panel 1: shooting out with bandits panel 2: sitting on the entrance staircase panel 3: shotting into the shadows panel 4: flaming snorks! panel 5: panic attack panel 6: banging door and poltergeist rape panel 7: becoming a man panel 8: typing in the code panel 9: crash

[url]http://www.livestream.com/soulchicken[/url] I said come in, don't stand there!

[QUOTE=croguy;30547435]panel 1: shooting out with bandits panel 2: sitting on the entrance staircase panel 3: shotting into the shadows panel 4: flaming snorks! panel 5: panic attack panel 6: banging door and poltergeist rape panel 7: becoming a man panel 8: crash[/QUOTE] It MUST be done, and it SHALL be done

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;30547469]It MUST be done, and it SHALL be done[/QUOTE] Also use your avatar's face.

[QUOTE=croguy;30547543]Also use your avatar's face.[/QUOTE] Cant; I'll just use a gas mask as a face, mmkay?

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;30547609]Cant; I'll just use a gas mask as a face, mmkay?[/QUOTE] Oh, okay.

God damnit. Re-installed SoC. So many mods to choose from. Having a hard time deciding.

I'm playing Priboi, it has vehicles and shit. If only I could make them fucking work. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/priboi-story/downloads/priboi-story-v11[/url]

I've already played through with lurk (1.0 i think), priboi, and oblivion lost. Lurk 1.1 seems tempting, and so does SMP. Smp just looks complicated as hell.

[QUOTE=Muukkis;30547468][url]http://www.livestream.com/soulchicken[/url] I said come in, don't stand there![/QUOTE] I haven't seen vanilla SoC in ages.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30547817]I'm playing Priboi, it has vehicles and shit. If only I could make them fucking work. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/priboi-story/downloads/priboi-story-v11[/url][/QUOTE] Oh dear, Priboi. "Hey, it's a container" *step inside it* *the physics go apeshit and the container kills you* I don't know why the hell they felt the need to fill garbage up with stupid shit that doesn't even fit in stalkerverse. I liked the setup, though but the Garbage was just retarded.

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30547817]I'm playing Priboi, it has vehicles and shit. If only I could make them fucking work. [url]http://www.moddb.com/mods/priboi-story/downloads/priboi-story-v11[/url][/QUOTE] you also get your own house, Hell yes!

You guys know Priboi is made by Dez0wave right, the same team making LA?

Yes, that's why he stopped working on Priboi.

Ahh fuck, my MS paint stopped working and I cant fix it. Cant do the comic, gentlemen. I appologise.

how the fuck does one break MSPaint

By accidentally deleting system32.

[QUOTE=Thorny;30548273]how the fuck does one break MSPaint[/QUOTE] By fucking around trying to make different tools and shit like that

[img]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/rxrtakuib98dnvo5zxd.jpg[/img] BIG BOOTY DUTY BIG BIG BOOTY DUTY. Head back to the bar from pripyat or just finish the game... again?

That was a fun stream, thanks guys. [editline]18th June 2011[/editline] Next time i do a stream i'm gonna do whatever you guys say in the chat regardless of how dumb it is.

Really wish ambient noises meant something. By that I mean, if I hear footsteps in this building that aren't mine, there should be someone there. If something is clanging around, something should be doing it not just random background noises that mean nothing.

:v: One bullet and you hear surprise, two and you hear panic, three, you hear pain, four, you hear despair, five, you waste the first four. Vadim took his face away from the scope of his rifle and got up, to examine his prey. He was dressed in a mangled brown bandit uniform, dirty and bloody, some his. Vadim loved the Zone, he was obsessed with it, he wanted to become a part of it, which is why he treasured artifacts so much. Whenever he got one, he would sit in the ground, looking at it, absorbing its glow, its essence. Smelling it, feeling it, hearing the voice of the Zone, that sweet melody that promised him the greatest pleasures. But no matter how many artifacts he had, he would never feel complete, never in one with the Zone. Which is why he felt such jealousy for the limbless STALKER that laid before him, his face contorted in pain, his ugly stumps wriggling, his blood, his life force merging with the dust, oozing to the ground, to his love, being sucked by it, dripping into its belly, its womb, impregnating the Zone. Vadim would not be cheated on. He took his knife, rolled the STALKER on his stomach and ripped a hole in the amputee's trousers, just enough for him to slip his member inside the Zone's mistress, feeling the walls of her rectum compressing his unwashed shaft, with each pump growing longer and stronger. The turned-female STALKER's feces massaged Vadim's penis, pleasuring the bandit AND the STALKER, whether she wanted it or not. With each pump the shit would move, making tiny, microscopic sculptures, millions of them, sculptures of the Zone and of Vadim, of the love they shared, of the mangled STALKER, an eternal tribute made from the mistress. But it STILL wasn't enough. The STALKER's concubine took out one of his favorite artifacts: the Urchin and he squeezed, he squeezed until each spike ran through his hand, until his blood dripped down his arm, merging itself with the STALKER's puddle of shit and blood, the Zone's puddle. Vadim could take no more, he took his dick out, pulled the foreskin as back as it would and jammed it into the ground, covering the sensitive flesh with the dirt, more blood sprouted. Unable to control himself, he came. His love crashed on his lover, adding itself to the mixture, he couldn't let this opportunity slide. He jammed the urchin into his urethra, destroying it, and he picked up all of the filth and pushed it inside his cock, as much as he could, eh came once more while doing this, covering himself in his seed. In the end, he got up, placed a Mica on top of his destroyed manhood, securing it with bandages, rummaged through the dead mistress' backpack to find a droplet, 1 half-eaten sausage and a piece of bread. He happily made himself a sandwich while the Zone tenderly fixed him. He nearly came again while eating it. You have competition now, Paravin. :smug:

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB3cgSRO_XM&feature=player_embedded[/media]

[QUOTE=MountainWatcher;30549763]One bullet and you hear surprise, two and you hear panic, three, you hear pain, four, you hear despair, five, you waste the first four. Vadim took his face away from the scope of his rifle and got up, to examine his prey. He was dressed in a mangled brown bandit uniform, dirty and bloody, some his. Vadim loved the Zone, he was obsessed with it, he wanted to become a part of it, which is why he treasured artifacts so much. Whenever he got one, he would sit in the ground, looking at it, absorbing its glow, its essence. Smelling it, feeling it, hearing the voice of the Zone, that sweet melody that promised him the greatest pleasures. But no matter how many artifacts he had, he would never feel complete, never in one with the Zone. Which is why he felt such jealousy for the limbless STALKER that laid before him, his face contorted in pain, his ugly stumps wriggling, his blood, his life force merging with the dust, oozing to the ground, to his love, being sucked by it, dripping into its belly, its womb, impregnating the Zone. Vadim would not be cheated on. He took his knife, rolled the STALKER on his stomach and ripped a hole in the amputee's trousers, just enough for him to slip his member inside the Zone's mistress, feeling the walls of her rectum compressing his unwashed shaft, with each pump growing longer and stronger. The turned-female STALKER's feces massaged Vadim's penis,[/QUOTE] I stopped right there.

what the fuck mountainwatcher

:v: Writing these is so disgusting but so funny at the time.