S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread - Faction Warfare Edition - Games

After realizing that the patch to TFW causes my game to crash, I'm finally starting my Bandit playthrough as you all voted! Finally woke up from that crash, so why am I in a tower? [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=cglxqc4s5v2w6ezgqao.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/cglxqc4s5v2w6ezgqao_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] After some mysterious text appeared in front of my face telling me to RUN!, I found my rescuers! They told me all about the wonderful factions that make up the zone. So I chose the Bandits because I love stealing from people! So this nice, friendly group of Loners lead me to the Bandit base in the Dark Valley, doesn't it look so nice? [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=lwt5c7cdh0hlo06mus.jpg] [IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/lwt5c7cdh0hlo06mus_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] BOROV! MY MAIN MAN! You haven't gained weight yet like you will in the sequel! [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=cz7tejmzymqc6hvb1o5x.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/cz7tejmzymqc6hvb1o5x_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] This nice man let me into his wonderful faction and immediately put me to work capturing everything in sight! First I had to get some guns with my new found money. Let's see the local trader about this. [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=4v2zj7obj3nu0fneh4c.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/4v2zj7obj3nu0fneh4c_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] I prefer Ashot. Hey Freedom, can we trade traders? I want the funny one back! While waiting for my first support, I decided to ride shotgun in our trusty jeep in case we had to make a quick getaway. Notice something that probably attacked me? [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=dcs3bs3xmu31q7hx2kfb.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/dcs3bs3xmu31q7hx2kfb_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] My backup finally arrives, fashionably late of course. But at least we can now slowly start to capture the Zone for ALL GLORIOUS BANDIT FACTION! Fuck those Renegade posers. [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=fbcq788tckcm5pan1hpp.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/fbcq788tckcm5pan1hpp_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] And here's my earnings after to outpost captures. LOADSOFMONEY!!! [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=ymkj4n9tg1zmhcvls6e.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/ymkj4n9tg1zmhcvls6e_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] BROTHER! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG! [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=wqh901pwtq2dtv6rzm6c.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/wqh901pwtq2dtv6rzm6c_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Okay guys, that was my first 20 minutes of The Faction War 2.9 as the highly voted Bandit faction! Tell me if you want me to keep going with this picture and caption playthrough. Also, it's thumb nailed for all the Stalkers with terrible 56k modem connections!

I've just escaped a Ban anomaly.

[QUOTE=Ap0c;30637251] And here's my earnings after to outpost captures. LOADSOFMONEY!!! [URL=http://www.bookofjesus.org/viewer.php?file=ymkj4n9tg1zmhcvls6e.jpg][IMG]http://www.bookofjesus.org/images/ymkj4n9tg1zmhcvls6e_thumb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] [/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8&feature=channel_video_title[/media] [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Psychokitten;30637317]I've just escaped a Ban anomaly.[/QUOTE] At least you ran into that anomaly with courage and honor.

Downloading CS again. woo

It seems there are no streams up. Did Chicken start CS yet?

I don't understand how watching people play is fun.

[QUOTE=Lone Wolf807;30637741]I don't understand how watching people play is fun.[/QUOTE] It gets fun when crazy shit happens.

Some people are too lazy to launch their game, or they're eating dinner or in some way unable to play at that moment.

[QUOTE=croguy;30637772]It gets fun when crazy shit happens.[/QUOTE] Not to mention it's pretty interesting to see how other players go about the game and observe different playstyles. Also, it's fun to chat with stalkerbros, giving instructions and comments for the streamer, making it a semi-interactive experience. [QUOTE=Xed;30637098]Does anyone else get like, stacking of squads in TFW? I feel like sometimes when I call in squads on the radio, the AI has already sent one my way, so I end up with 2 squads on one point, which just takes up manpower. Maybe it's a feature but it's annoying when I notice that the points all the way in Yantar are heavily defended like that when the enemy would have to go through all of Agroprom and the Garbage and stuff.[/QUOTE] You know, you can tell them to move to a different location if you go talk to the squad leader.

[QUOTE=Muukkis;30637884]Not to mention it's pretty interesting to see how other players go about the game and observe different playstyles.[/QUOTE] Yes, from this I've discovered a lot of STALKERs here have horrible aim.

Well, I won't stay on for much longer. I'm preparing to go to the [del]racistland[/del] [del]coast of dalmatia[/del] [del]sea of brandy and vodka[/del] scorched limestone anomaly, so I won't be around for four or so days. Hopefully they'll have some interesting stuff for sale there.

Oh man I had a dream last night I was hunting for bloodsuckers in TFW in the army warehouses.

Yes! The national drinking and partying holiday is tomorrow night. So I gotta stay up late tonight, so I have more power to drink tomorrow!

just installed redux and... [img]http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/4472/ss1337062211224110zaton.jpg[/img] now i can see how awesome it is

Well shit should I stream CoP?

[QUOTE=Muukkis;30637884] You know, you can tell them to move to a different location if you go talk to the squad leader.[/QUOTE] I'm aware. Though it's a pain. Especially since if I want some of those squads all the way in Yantar to move up to Cordon or whatever, I can't just say "go to cordon" I have to tell them to go to Agroprom... Then the Garbage... Then Cordon. Then to whatever point in Cordon I wanted.

[QUOTE=Paravin;30638015]Yes! The national drinking and partying holiday is tomorrow night. So I gotta stay up late tonight, so I have more power to drink tomorrow![/QUOTE] We had Anti-Facism Day in here, so most of the grandps opened up their liquor stashes. Suprisingly I didn't got drunk.

Alright I guess I'll stream some vanilla CoP [url]www.livestream.com/seano12[/url]

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;30632672]Updated my mod: [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?s29v7d5pcdej55b[/url] Made NPCs not so retarded, fix some missing sounds, balanced the weapons a bit, added real weapon names. I feel just like a fashion designer. :allears:[/QUOTE] Why did you make the readme files name horseporn?

Seano streaming, 2 posts above. Edit: Down now

CoP won't stream lolol. [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Teh Zip File;30632672]Updated my mod: [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?s29v7d5pcdej55b[/url] Made NPCs not so retarded, fix some missing sounds, balanced the weapons a bit, added real weapon names. I feel just like a fashion designer. :allears:[/QUOTE] How did you make npc's not so retarded? [editline]22nd June 2011[/editline] What should I buy from nimble?

[QUOTE=Muukkis;30637884]Not to mention it's pretty interesting to see how other players go about the game and observe different playstyles. Also, it's fun to chat with stalkerbros, giving instructions and comments for the streamer, making it a semi-interactive experience. You know, you can tell them to move to a different location if you go talk to the squad leader.[/QUOTE] I'll continue my CoP stream later this night, if somebody's interested. pretty much everything Muukkis says happens down here.

[QUOTE=croguy;30638548]We had Anti-Facism Day in here, so most of the grandps opened up their liquor stashes. Suprisingly I didn't got drunk.[/QUOTE] Anti-Communism day is better. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Paravin;30639370]Anti-Communism day is better. :colbert:[/QUOTE] We have the privilege of being the first WW2 partisans. :colbert:

[QUOTE=croguy;30639480]We have the privilege of being the first WW2 partisans. :colbert:[/QUOTE] We had the privilege of being buttfucked by the [u]communists[/u] for 50 years. :colbert:

[QUOTE=Paravin;30639546]We had the privilege of being buttfucked by the [u]communists[/u] for 50 years. :colbert:[/QUOTE] We had the previlege of being skullfucked by the [U]serbs[/U] for 72 years. :colbert: Speaking of fucking, the fronts of Yugoslav wars resembled a massive cock and balls shown sideways.

Should I buy a nato weapon, or an armored suit... decisions decisions.

[QUOTE=seano12;30639664]Should I buy a nato weapon, or an armored suit... decisions decisions.[/QUOTE] What do you have for your arsenal?

[QUOTE=croguy;30639678]What do you have for your arsenal?[/QUOTE] Stalker suit upgraded, vss , spas12, a few artifacts.

nato weapons are unreliable as fuck