Mass Effect Megathread - Ah, yes, titles. We have dismissed that claim - Games

Stop involving Hamburger Helper. BioWare planned to make every LI bisexual even in ME1, but it was cut in last stages (dumb Fox News assholes attacked BioWare because of FemShep and Liara sex scene, imagine what will be, if bisexuality of Ashley and Kaidan wasn't cut). Also, if you can cheat a little, you will get correctly voiced and working lesbian sex with Ashley, and gay sex with Kaidan.

Because bisexual romances worked so well for Dragon Age 2 :colbert:

[QUOTE=tommo400;30702408]Indeed, Hamburger Helper was promoted and decided to make a few changes to the game. It was confirmed that all previous characters in the first two games are now bisexual love interests. To quell any fears of 'accidently' romancing someone you didn't want to, upon the first conversation with each squadmate they will announce their romantic interest, and shepard can either choose to pursue it, or refuse. It was decided that a bunch of mindless chatter is boring, so all squad conversations on the normandy are now restricted to romance-related dialogue. Choosing not to pursue a romance with a character will result in having no further interaction with them. This is a slight drawback as you then cannot gain their loyalty. But of course the Mass Effect games are all about choice, and dealing with your mistakes is part of that. You see, rather than loyalty missions, you will have loyalty 'dates', where a good performance (both on the date and after it, if you catch my drift) will earn your squadmates loyalty. Rather than getting alternative armour, upon earning a characters loyalty you gain access to their wardrobe where you can customize their everyday wear, formal attire and pajamas. Fortunately for all you completionists out there, polygamous relationships are now an option, Shepard can carry out the romance plots of every character at once, so you don't have to miss out on anything![/QUOTE] I should be glad you only made this up, would be insane if anything of this was real.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;30695987]Loading screens RUINED the immersion for me. Elevators were much better.[/QUOTE] Hell no, I used to pretend it was a touch sreen and I was doing all the sciencey shit. [editline]25th June 2011[/editline] And what about the relay loading screens. [editline]25th June 2011[/editline] With the relay pic

[QUOTE=jackattack;30703211] And what about the relay loading screens. [/QUOTE] The ones from ME1 were quite hypnotizing.

[QUOTE=jackattack;30703211]And what about the relay loading screens.[/QUOTE] they were the best, I love menus running on the engine itself and not a gui that's mashed over the screen.

[QUOTE=SouthParkMGT;30702580]... Also, if you can cheat a little, you will get correctly voiced and working lesbian sex with Ashley, [b]and gay sex with Kaidan.[/b][/QUOTE] From what I saw, when Shepherd rapes Kaidan, his body turns into a woman. Therefore, no gays.

[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;30703328]From what I saw, when Shepherd rapes Kaidan, his body turns into a woman. Therefore, no gays.[/QUOTE] I guess that was a mod, when you edit your save by console you can flag it female, male head remains and the body gets female. but shemale is still gay, don't justify yourself here :v:

[QUOTE=D3N1ZFTW;30703328]From what I saw, when Shepherd rapes Kaidan, his body turns into a woman. Therefore, no gays.[/QUOTE] That's right. But logically it will be gay romance. Anyway, we got true lesbian sex with Ashley (sex with Liara is not lesbian, but you all already know that), which works like a charm. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Mwiqq-Y5r4[/media] My friend got high because of that. You know, what umm.. friend I mean.

Did I mention that turians hate cold? [quote][img]http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa322/randomcran/garsnow.jpg[/img][/quote]

[QUOTE=phaedon;30703786]Did I mention that turians hate cold? [img]http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa322/randomcran/garsnow.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] His left hand.:psyduck:

Mass Effect Megathread - Cold Turians and Gay Sex

I have never romanced Ashley she is a goddamn annoying bitch I was so happy when I got to kill her. But now I'm playing through again and started talking to her and I still can't stand her but I don't want her to die either, but I definitely don't want Kaiden to die either.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30704016]I have never romanced Ashley she is a goddamn annoying bitch I was so happy when I got to kill her. But now I'm playing through again and started talking to her and I still can't stand her but I don't want her to die either, but I definitely don't want Kaiden to die either.[/QUOTE] Flip a coin. Leave it to chance! Here's hoping in ME3, you get to finish the job and kill the other.

I killed Kaiden everytime i replayed the first Mass Effect Lol. Kaiden was one of the most annoying/boring male companions in Bioware yet. Followed by that other dude in Mass Effect 2.

I was upset when I talked to her twice then all of a sudden a lot of sexual tension appeared and I ended up banging her

I liked Kaiden, kinda boring but he was pretty bro. Ashley was boring, but a fucking bitch tit. Also, in ME2, what's the best bonus talent for a soldier, I think I have all of them.

[QUOTE=Vaught;30695714]What did you like more about Vanguard? The powers or the weaponry. Soldier for weaponry, Adept for powers. But if you want something new, try the other classes, like Sentinel. [editline]25th June 2011[/editline] also, those elevators [B] were[/B] boring as all hell. :colbert:[/QUOTE] Game designers and gamers are so uninspired... Rather than FIX something, developers instead remove it; theres tonnes of stuff they could have done to make the elevator parts more useful. Story dialogue, in-game product advertisements, important news broadcasts. Heck, they could even let you go into dialogue with your squadmates until the ride is over. Doesn't necessarily need to be an elevator either, could have done it with tram rides, short taxi drives, etc. While doing these mundane things the game could load the areas ahead. It was a good ida, but perhaps not executed the best. Still, I dont understand why they'd remove a fundamentally good concept such as seamless loading sequences and replace it with a standard loading screen. I liked the fact, that for all intents and purposes, there were almost no loading screens in ME1 while you are on a planet or on Normandy. rather than just improve the "elevator style" loading, they just reverted to an archaic load-screen system.

Mass Effect 2, i normaly just took Jack & Garrus with me. Garrus is a bro. Him with a Sniper + Jack Biotics/Shotgun = rape. I actualy had to switch their specs around because they kept killing everything before i got to it.

[QUOTE=Crylawsis;30704070]Followed by that other dude in Mass Effect 2.[/QUOTE] BUT THE PRIIIIIZE

[QUOTE=Jallen;30677848]Charm and intimidate were useless anyway IMO, the amount you could put on them depended on your paragon / renegade anyway, so all it did was waste points.[/QUOTE] Three playthroughs and you've got maxed Charm and Intimidate. :smug: [QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30687286]I always pick Samara, but is there a way to make Morinth good?[/QUOTE] That's like asking if drinking battery acid is good for you.

[QUOTE=Crylawsis;30704070]I killed Kaiden everytime i replayed the first Mass Effect Lol. Kaiden was one of the most annoying/boring male companions in Bioware yet. Followed by that other dude in Mass Effect 2.[/QUOTE]what about carth from kotor, fuck that guy Also I only killed Kaidan because he always wanted to fuck me but I was set on Garrus. :allears:

[QUOTE=Combineguy;30704644]what about carth from kotor, fuck that guy [/QUOTE] Shut the fuck up I will fucking cunt punt you so hard I don't even know because am so angry that you just said that, he is the best character ever.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30704678]Shut the fuck up I will fucking cunt punt you so hard I don't even know because am so angry that you just said that, he is the best character ever.[/QUOTE]"DON'T HELP PEOPLE FROM BEING HARASSED BY MERCENARIES ON THE STREET" he constantly whines about EVERYTHING

[QUOTE=imadaman;30704388]That's like asking if drinking battery acid is good for you.[/QUOTE] It is, though.

[QUOTE=Vaught;30703851]Mass Effect Megathread - Cold Turians and Gay Sex[/QUOTE] you have my vote, just for the sake of madness

[QUOTE=imadaman;30704388]That's like asking if drinking battery acid is good for you.[/QUOTE] Its not? :confused:

[quote]Over the years thousands of BioWare fans have submitted artwork depicting our games characters, environments and lore and this year at Comic Con 2011 we want to pay tribute to your talent by showcasing your work to thousands of people! Whether you drew, painted or graphically rendered a piece of art depicting a BioWare game 10 years ago or last night this is your opportunity to have your art displayed at the BioWare Art Gallery and help us show the world that we have the most talented fans! You have the option to have your artwork entered into the judging process where our talented team of BioWare artists will deem who's piece is the best. Prizes will be awarded and you do not need to be at Comic Con to win. Submission deadline is July 15, 2011 Submissions must be 300dpi How to Submit Art 1. You need to have an account with YouSendIt.com Don’t worry, it’s free! 2. Click “Send” on your YouSendIT account home page 3. The contact email is [email]BioWareFanArt@gmail.com[/email] 4. If you DO NOT wish to be part of the judging process, indicate in the subject line 5. Select your file 5. Click “Send it” 6. Please do not ask for a confirmation email 7. You are done! Artwork is subject to an approval process as no offensive material will be displayed. Upon submitting your artwork, you are in agreement of our Terms and Conditions found HERE [/quote] Needless to say that we'll try to send MEC over there. [editline]25th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Prism;30705170]Its not? :confused:[/QUOTE] Battery acid is an excellent energy drink. It literally charges you up.

[QUOTE=phaedon;30705193]Needless to say that we'll try to send MEC over there.[/QUOTE] prepare to get flooded out of the contest by tali artworks :biggrin:

Send facepunch shepard to them :razz: