Mass Effect Megathread - Ah, yes, titles. We have dismissed that claim - Games

[QUOTE=Iima_kokhaund;30901673]Dont get me started on her. :wink:[/QUOTE] [img]http://zooeyd.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/animated-gifs/BankDanceHeart.gif[/img] d'aww

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901753]I've reached the point in ME2 where i'm full paragon meter, so I can just choose to be renegade or paragon whenever I want, but I lean towards renegade since the paragon points are wasted. I'm usually a paragade anyway, playing renegade against asshats and idiots, but being paragon for serious decisions and nice people.[/QUOTE] You, sir, got a point.

[QUOTE=SFC3;30901605]Probably that british guy talking in the ME3 teaser from VGA 2011.[/QUOTE] I'm quite positive they said nope on that.

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901783]Wasn't so much "parent issues" as "kidnapped, tortured, and turned into a biotic killing God issues" Or was she kidnapped? I haven't spoken to Jack in a while, was she donated willingly by her parents?[/QUOTE] Kidnapped as a child. From the hospital if I remember correctly.

Yeah, Cerberus told her mom she was dead and yank'd 'er. 'Ol switcheroo

renegade interrupts are the best [B]EDIT: [/B]Like punching Jack when she's opening up to you

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901753]I've reached the point in ME2 where i'm full paragon meter, so I can just choose to be renegade or paragon whenever I want, but I lean towards renegade since the paragon points are wasted. I'm usually a paragade anyway, playing renegade against asshats and idiots, but being paragon for serious decisions and nice people.[/QUOTE] the whole system is useless though, because nothing can stop you from being a dick and a good guy at the same time. a moral grey person would have to fail all speech checks, guess that's why they added the karma boost in the skills menu and sometimes you get both paragon and renegade points.

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901813]([sp]impliedbromance[/sp])[/QUOTE] [img]http://k.min.us/idHuXU.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901753]I've reached the point in ME2 where i'm full paragon meter, so I can just choose to be renegade or paragon whenever I want, but I lean towards renegade since the paragon points are wasted. I'm usually a paragade anyway, playing renegade against asshats and idiots, but being paragon for serious decisions and nice people.[/QUOTE] I lost my crew on the final mission, I was so sad to find out my actions influenced their survival. That's the point where I started using a guide.

[QUOTE=MasterG;30901783]Wasn't so much "parent issues" as "kidnapped, tortured, and turned into a biotic killing God issues" Or was she kidnapped? I haven't spoken to Jack in a while, was she donated willingly by her parents?[/QUOTE] don't forget the rape

[QUOTE=Dr.C;30901823]renegade interrupts are the best [B]EDIT: [/B]Like punching Jack when she's opening up to you[/QUOTE] Throwing mercenaries out of skyscraper windows c:

[QUOTE=Carling;30901862]Throwing mercenaries out of skyscraper windows c:[/QUOTE] Or giving Kaidan a noogie on Horizon

[QUOTE=keroba;30901771][img]http://zooeyd.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/animated-gifs/BankDanceHeart.gif[/img] d'aww[/QUOTE] She is fit though. dont tell me you wouldnt if the opportunity arose, unless your married of course.

[QUOTE=keroba;30901852]don't forget the rape[/QUOTE] While doing her loyalty mission I constantly was like, NEW VIDEO, WILL WE HAVE RAEP THIS TIME? Oh, just some jerk talking about how they epicly failed, goddamn. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=MasterG;30901884]I'd like for paragon options to stop being auto-win please. There are very few genuine situations that can't be solved best by "LOL PICK PARAGON!"[/QUOTE] assassin loyalty mission, I had to redo the interogation 4 times because I kept picking paragon and I kept failing...

I kind of wish Mass Effect allowed me to do random dickish things such as farting on kids like in Fable

Holy shit this thread is aging faster then Haelstrom's star, what is going on here. Now I feel oddly empty for saying that comparison.

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;30901970]Holy shit this thread is aging faster then Haelstrom's star, what is going on here. Now I feel oddly empty for saying that comparison.[/QUOTE] we're just having great time, ties us all together

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;30901970]Holy shit this thread is aging faster then Haelstrom's star, what is going on here. Now I feel oddly empty for saying that comparison.[/QUOTE] We are building a consensus. Please try again later.

Any objections to turning this into a Deschanel appreciation thread? Just Zooey though. Not Emily. Obviously.

[QUOTE=Canuhearmenow;30901970]Holy shit this thread is aging faster then Haelstrom's star, what is going on here. Now I feel oddly empty for saying that comparison.[/QUOTE] Funny comparisons does always fit in here This thread is going to have a shorter life then a chain-smoking salarian :v:

[QUOTE=Dr.C;30901948]I kind of wish Mass Effect allowed me to do random dickish things such as farting on kids like in Fable[/QUOTE] Punch Joker in the arm. [h2]+10 RENEGADE[/h2]

Jesus this thread is going too fast. But anyway I found Jacob to be a dick. Like when Tali comes on board, he says "Don't forget to say hi to EDI, our ship's AI." Like what the fuck bro.

[QUOTE=Carling;30902015]Punch Joker in the arm. [h2]+10 RENEGADE[/h2][/QUOTE] USE [I]Magic regenerationmachine[/I] to CURE [I]Joker[/I] [h2]+9999 Paragon [/h2]

[QUOTE=doommarine23;30900335]Vega will just end up fucking everything up. Mark my words [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] And I mean in a good way. LIKE OH REAPERS BRO *Bench Lift Reapers*[/QUOTE] "Yo Shepard check this out bro!" *Proceeds to bicep curl some Reapers.*

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;30901901]assassin loyalty mission, I had to redo the interogation 4 times because I kept picking paragon and I kept failing...[/QUOTE] You can still do it if you are a Spectre. Do all the paragon ones, and when the lawyer comes in, say you're a Spectre, and he'll be like shit bro I can't help you, and then he tells you what you need.

Medigel and omnigel fixes everything

[QUOTE=Carling;30902015]Punch Joker in the arm. [h2]+10 RENEGADE[/h2][/QUOTE] well EDI can fly the ship now, but Joker can scrap using his extranet porn stash anytime soon.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30902038]Jesus this thread is going too fast. But anyway I found Jacob to be a dick. Like when Tali comes on board, he says "Don't forget to say hi to EDI, our ship's AI." Like what the fuck bro.[/QUOTE] Yeah, that dick. Informing a Quarian of the ships functions and abilities.

[QUOTE=BreenIsALie;30902044]USE [I]Magic regenerationmachine[/I] to CURE [I]Joker[/I] [h2]+9999 Paragon [/h2][/QUOTE] Joker already cured bro.

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30902070]You can still do it if you are a Spectre. Do all the paragon ones, and when the lawyer comes in, say you're a Spectre, and he'll be like shit bro I can't help you, and then he tells you what you need.[/QUOTE] Fuck, never clicked that option....