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I swear if Lost Alpha gets released in August and that Backwardsville of a village I reside in during my summer vacation doesn't get anything better than a modem I'll drag the optic wire out of the Adriatic and shove it the mayor's ass.

wut. The village runs it's internet on a modem? [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] EVERYONES INTERNET?!

I wanted to use this :ussr: But then I remembered.... [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Let's celebrate the 4th of July! [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI[/media]

The guy that made this video REALLY likes airplanes.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30889168]wut. The village runs it's internet on a modem? [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] EVERYONES INTERNET?![/QUOTE] Yes, they refuse to properly wire the internet to the place. They're planning to make it work, but it's gonna take a while.

Well it would make sense to put the optic wire belongs, rather than up the mayors ass.

[thumb]http://www.lovethesepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Cool-Zone-abandoned-Six-Flags-New-Orleans.jpg[/thumb] Abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans. Does it ring any bell? [thumb]http://www.lovethesepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Once-upon-a-time-Six-Flags-was-filled-with-childrens-laughter-but-now-its-silent.jpg[/thumb] [thumb]http://www.lovethesepics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Abandoned-6-Flags-fade-to-black.jpg[/thumb] [I]Once upon a time, Six Flags was filled with children’s laughter – but now it’s sad, silent, and surreal.[/I]

~~cool zone~~

"Cool Zone" I bet that's where all the freedom wannabes hang out.

Yea L4D2. The Pripyat ferris wheel wasn't a carnival. Love the "Cool Zone" name though I could imagine a sign hanging above the entrance to Ganja's bar with that on it. Also, this is the life. Coffee, heaters, 24/7 Comedy channel and Stalker. Holidays rock. Only thing that sucks is this god damn cold, it feels like someone skinned my skull, popped out my right eye from it's socket, drained my brain, reconstituted it with my skinned flesh and brain, reinjected it into my head with my eye and then shook my fucking skull. Wow this cold sucks. But Coffee and Stalker fixes everything! [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Also I'm at the bit where you have to cover the mercenaries, what side of the bridge are you supposed to be on? In fact, what am I supposed to be doing? Is there a console command to hide the hud, make enemies ignore you and fly in Clear Sky? I sort of just want to explore Limansk and take pictures without getting shot at. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Ahahaha I think this was written by an illiterate cod player [img]http://i.imgur.com/DHzaJ.png[/img]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30889940]Holidays rock.[/QUOTE] 1 more week to go for me...

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30889940]Yea L4D2. The Pripyat ferris wheel wasn't a carnival. Love the "Cool Zone" name though I could imagine a sign hanging above the entrance to Ganja's bar with that on it. Also, this is the life. Coffee, heaters, 24/7 Comedy channel and Stalker. Holidays rock. Only thing that sucks is this god damn cold, it feels like someone skinned my skull, popped out my right eye from it's socket, drained my brain, reconstituted it with my skinned flesh and brain, reinjected it into my head with my eye and then shook my fucking skull. Wow this cold sucks. But Coffee and Stalker fixes everything! [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Also I'm at the bit where you have to cover the mercenaries, what side of the bridge are you supposed to be on? In fact, what am I supposed to be doing? Is there a console command to hide the hud, make enemies ignore you and fly in Clear Sky? I sort of just want to explore Limansk and take pictures without getting shot at.[/QUOTE] You're supposed to be on the side with the tower.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30889940]Yea L4D2. The Pripyat ferris wheel wasn't a carnival. Love the "Cool Zone" name though I could imagine a sign hanging above the entrance to Ganja's bar with that on it. Also, this is the life. Coffee, heaters, 24/7 Comedy channel and Stalker. Holidays rock. Only thing that sucks is this god damn cold, it feels like someone skinned my skull, popped out my right eye from it's socket, drained my brain, reconstituted it with my skinned flesh and brain, reinjected it into my head with my eye and then shook my fucking skull. Wow this cold sucks. But Coffee and Stalker fixes everything! [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Also I'm at the bit where you have to cover the mercenaries, what side of the bridge are you supposed to be on? In fact, what am I supposed to be doing? Is there a console command to hide the hud, make enemies ignore you and fly in Clear Sky? I sort of just want to explore Limansk and take pictures without getting shot at. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Ahahaha I think this was written by an illiterate cod player [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/DHzaJ.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I'm most certain that this guy knows only this just by watching "let's play" videos on youtube Also repostan this remastered thing-a-ding [IMG]http://i54.tinypic.com/mv6urk.png[/IMG] And I cannot log into eurostalker again, oh bugger. I'm going to sue them for being racist, their site is absolutely shit. It doesn't remember my login details half the fucking time nor my e-mail.

Well, that was so shit. Absoloutely utterly shit. So Shit that I am going to make a picture montage and send it to artist pavel to tell him how shit his mod was. He put a MINIMAL amount of effort into the clear sky version of this mod, in fact I didn't even get to see the end game cutscene because it was replaced by another items texture. -Strelok didn't spawn untill I was at the end of the bridge. -Enemies didn't spawn unless I quick saved and reloaded, and normally that didn't happen unless I messed up and then they would spawn on top of me. -Scripted events didn't occur. -team mates failed to complete objectives, and when I did the game refused to aknowledge it. -The teleportation system was shit. -He barely changed any of the graphics, and as far as I can tell only 5 weapon models were reskinned, including the Akaban, Sig 226 and AK-74. -The weather was nice, but towards the end of the game it reverted back to the default and was shit. -Mutants fucking sucked at damaging me, I occasionaly regenerated damage taken from them for no reason, other times I took no damage from mutants. -He barely fixed the glitches in Clear Sky, the ballistics were still shit and I've seen bullets BOUNCE off people. Basically, [B]Complete is shit[/B]. I recommend anyone looking to play Clear Sky NOT use it, you'll be better off playing vanilla rather than this glitchy peice of crap. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [img]http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/guywiththename/Stalker%20dump/ss_john_07-04-11_22-12-15_hospital.jpg[/img] [B]You Cunt.[/B]

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891241][B]Complete is shit[/B][/QUOTE] A bit late with that [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891241][B]You Cunt.[/B][/QUOTE] So the "wah Kunt?" shit is in Sydney as well?

I know mate, I knew it was shit from the beginning, but I expected to be able to at least COMPLETE the game and watch the end cinematic without spending fucking hours figuring out what the fuck was going on and how to fix it. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30891296]A bit late with that [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] So the "wah Kunt?" shit is in Sydney as well?[/QUOTE] Cunt is used world wide, and normally I refrain from using that word, but in this case I have to say: [B]~~ArtistPavel is a [I]CUNT[/I][/B] [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Wah? [img]http://i.imgur.com/pSNo3.png[/img] Also I took 227 pictures in clear sky, like over 50% were of crap and glitches.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891310] Cunt is used world wide, and normally I refrain from using that word, but in this case I have to say: [B]~~ArtistPavel is a [I]CUNT[/I][/B][/QUOTE] I know, just over here people are using the word "cunt" 5 times in a sentence. Is it like that? or less extreme?

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30891348]I know, just over here people are using the word "cunt" 5 times in a sentence. Is it like that? or less extreme?[/QUOTE] It's exactly the same, in fact even in Canberra, while most kids wouldn't say it, those who did barely managed to fit any connecting words inbetween obscenities.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891366]It's exactly the same, in fact even in Canberra, while most kids wouldn't say it, those who did barely managed to fit any connecting words inbetween obscenities.[/QUOTE] Just yesterday, someone slapped the hood of someones car while riding along on a motorcycle. The guy got out of the car and screamed "[b]WHAT CUNT! YOU WANNA FUCKING GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT? I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING CUNT YOU CUNT![/b]" seemed a bit excessive

Why are you cunts discussing this?

[QUOTE=Fables;30891398]Why are you cunts discussing this?[/QUOTE] :ironemeter:

[QUOTE=ThatCrazyGmanV2;30891391]Just yesterday, someone slapped the hood of someones car while riding along on a motorcycle. The guy got out of the car and screamed "[b]WHAT CUNT! YOU WANNA FUCKING GO YOU FUCKING FAGGOT CUNT? I'LL SMASH YOUR FUCKING CUNT YOU CUNT![/b]" seemed a bit excessive[/QUOTE] Yea it's pretty bad. Let's move on from the use of that word however, and I ask all of you - Will I have any issues playing CoP with Redux with 2 GB ram and a GeForce 8600 GPU? (I understand it's under the minimal settings, but I've already played CoP on medium all the way through with very little lag so it can handle medium graphics.)

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891409]Yea it's pretty bad. Let's move on from the use of that word however, and I ask all of you - Will I have any issues playing CoP with Redux with 2 GB ram and a GeForce 8600 GPU? (I understand it's under the minimal settings, but I've already played CoP on medium all the way through with very little lag so it can handle medium graphics.[/QUOTE] I've done that With Atmosfear. although I had more RAM. but it ran fairly well.

Atmosphere requires more GPU ability? Huh. Well then I'm gonna delete my Clear Sky mod and get my redux on! [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] [img]http://i.imgur.com/3vNDh.png[/img] Thats more fucking like it.

Atmosfear uses heaps of VRAM if I recall. [editline]4th July 2011[/editline] Assuming you selected a resolution higher than default.

:oh.shit.run.to.crappy.pc.land:

Redux with Atmosfear on max DX11 runs better than vanilla max DX11 for me.

Guys, can you tell me where to download TFW? Google doesn't help. I saw the links in he last thread, but I can't find them anymore.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30891241]Shiz[/QUOTE] You just don't like it because you messed up the game by cheating.

[QUOTE=myng;30892016]You just don't like it because you messed up the game by cheating.[/QUOTE] I apologize. Complete is a BRILLIANT MOD by the greatest mod creator [B]~~ArtistPavel[/B] and even though I was using [B]HIS[/B] mods features which messed up [B]HIS MOD[/B] it is my fault. I apologize and realize my mistake, this truely is the greatest mod ever.