S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread -You shouldn't have come here lurker... Now you will be WORM FOOD! - Games

[QUOTE=Paravin;30938411]I might have made a girl pregnant. D:[/QUOTE] Wow fuck I was right. Uhm, dude are you both of legal consentual age?

Run away to the Zone, it's your only option.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30938418]Wow fuck I was right. Uhm, dude are you both of legal consentual age?[/QUOTE] haha, NOPE! D:

How old is she?

1,5 years younger then me, 16.

[QUOTE=Paravin;30938430]haha, NOPE! D:[/QUOTE] Well unfortunately in modern society that's not all that common, so I guess pray for the best dude. Wow fuck, the implications... Are your/her parents likely to kick your ass/super strict?

Lets just hope that "might" ain't right.

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30937996]Were you expecting it to turn out well? "And then the pixies lived happily ever after, the end. P.s. no one was killed or hurt and the goblins were just playing *happy face*"[/QUOTE] No, I mean I knew someone was going to get fucked in the eye.

[QUOTE=Paravin;30938447]1,5 years younger then me, 16.[/QUOTE] Wait she could be 11? Duddddeeee....

Are you absolutely sure that she's pregnant?

Yes right now I'm focusing on the chance (big chance) that it might not be true. And yes, my parents will not only kick my ass, they won't give me any money for college or any other higher education facility. They'll throw me out and make me find a job and a house. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] Anyways enough with that. I'm gonna take a relaxing cup of tea.

[QUOTE=Paravin;30938475]Yes right now I'm focusing on the chance (big chance) that it might not be true. And yes, my parents will not only kick my ass, they won't give me any money for college or any other higher education facility. They'll throw me out and make me find a job and a house.[/QUOTE] My best wishes are with you man... fuccckking hell that's terribly bad luck.

Oh god Paravin :ohdear:

should have gotten vasectomy

Well, that's what you get for fucking around too much without any pre-cautions. No pun intended.

This is why gay sex is best sex kids. But seriously that sucks. A lot. Hope everything turns out good for you though.

Oh god Paravin. I hope it works out. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=croguy;30938526]Well, that's what you get for fucking around too much without any pre-cautions. No pun intended.[/QUOTE] Exactly. What do you expect if you jizz inside her repeatedly? That her vagina will consume the semen for nutrition?

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;30938549]Exactly. What do you expect if you jizz inside her repeatedly? That her vagina will consume the semen for nutrition?[/QUOTE] Yes. Vaginas are whirligig anomalies anyway.

[QUOTE=myng;30938579]Yes. Vaginas are whirligig anomalies anyway.[/QUOTE] Correction: Vortex anomalies, they both start with V and suck you in until you explode.

Don't forget about the eggheads constantly saying that you should be careful about the vagina anomalies and that it is risky going in them them even with protection.

I told myself about the Ecologists suit! I told you me! [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] it keeps happening!

Well, abortions are allowed in Latvia, right?

Expression : fatal error Function : CScriptEngine::lua_error File : E:\priquel\sources\engine\xrServerEntities\script_engine.cpp Line : 180 Description : <no expression> Arguments : LUA error: ....r. - clear sky\gamedata\scripts\ui_main_menu.script:23: attempt to call method 'Init' (a nil value) Secret Trails, y u no work!

[QUOTE=croguy;30938645]Well, abortions are allowed in Latvia, right?[/QUOTE] -Snipasta-

[QUOTE=croguy;30938645]Well, abortions are allowed in Latvia, right?[/QUOTE] dunno, don't care, won't look into it [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] oh no you didn't!

Hey guys just uploaded some of the stalker music on youtube, this was the epic music I wrote that story about on page 36. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5UbEXLXvmU&feature=channel_video_title[/media] [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] wow deja vu... its weird though, I heard deja vu was actualy a brain failure where the memory lapses and it thinks a moment that just occured is actually part of previous memory. Makes you think if you can trick yourself into thinking the present happened before, what else you can trick yourself into thinking is memory... maybe thats how brainwashing the monolith works, clear your memory and trick stalkers and stun your brain so it takes in the images on the screen as actual memonts.

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;30938539]This is why [B]gay sex is best[/B] sex kids. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE]why [B]gay sex is best[/B] sex kids. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE][B]gay sex is best[/B]. [/QUOTE] [img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflkye539Q1qagpor.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Exosel;30932918]Tried to run Secret Trails 2 and go this: [code] Expression : wave&&wave->length() Function : CSoundRender_Source::LoadWave File : E:\stalker\sources\trunk\xrSound\SoundRender_Source_loader.cpp Line : 65 Description : Can't open wave file: Arguments : d:\game related\s.t.a.l.k.e.r. - shadow of chernobyl\gamedata\sounds\ambient\rnd_outdoor\rnd_swamp\ambient\rnd_outdoor\rnd_wind_1.ogg [/code]God damn, Im stupid. ST2 is for Clear sky.[/QUOTE] No, it's not. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] Several pages late but whatever.

[QUOTE=Garik;30939062][img]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lflkye539Q1qagpor.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Hah! Your funny for expressing your disdain at the mention of homosexuality! You too Paravin, tsk tsk.