S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Series Megathread -You shouldn't have come here lurker... Now you will be WORM FOOD! - Games

[QUOTE=Heigou;30945843]Fuuuck, how do I get the sound working in Procaster.[/QUOTE] Go to sound options and enable the correct modules and stuff.

[QUOTE=Over-Run;30945613]Ok guys seriously I got this on Steam and it is taking the piss. It took me 15 minutes to load a fucking saved game. Can somebody tell me if they have any knowledge of this happening before and if it can be fixed? It doesn't happen on my retail version[/QUOTE] defragment, use -noprefetch in the launch options

[QUOTE=GuyWithTheName;30944182]I said I'd do it and I did, it's not that funny, but meh. [IMG]http://i733.photobucket.com/albums/ww332/guywiththename/1.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Dig Dug man, [I]Dig Dug![/I] Rated funny for effort though. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] [url]http://www.livestream.com/beaconsboutique[/url] [B]Time to stream AMK:SE! Just arrived back in the Cordon after x18, time to go North![/B]

I'm curious; where exactly does the "Such is life in the Zone" phrase come from? I can't imagine any STALKER thread without it, but as far as I'm aware it isn't said in any of the games.

It comes from Moscowpasta - Such is life in Moscow

Woops, streaming and alt tabbing crashes my computer it seems and the ingame chat doesn't work, I can see people chat but I can't chat back myself, I'll try to fix all this shit before streaming again.

[QUOTE=Paravin;30946277]It comes from Moscowpasta - Such is life in Moscow[/QUOTE] MooseCow.

How do I get the ingame chat to work damnit, I can see people type but I can't type fuck.

I've always wanted to learn how do to modeling and coding whatever, so I can make a STALKER mod where you're not a STALKER, and the chernobyl event never happened. In fact, the zone is actually haunted, and you're a member of the ghost busters [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCHFVTQKqdQ[/media] sPooOky zOooOone

I want to buy SoC. But I used all of my money

i feel like streaming people soup again but i hate my voice and i think i sound like a huge faggot so im not sure

The scope in lurk is more shaky than cod. Seriously, I bet I can hold a rifle more steady after drinking a bottle of vodka.

I was having a natptime and a fly woke me up [I]No one interrupts my naptime[/I] [B]NO ONE[/B] [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] I'm going to fucking kill everyone in the zone why this keeps happening oh gooood

Okay, Gonna play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Prypriat in a few hours. Anyone have any must have mods? Note, I've played the game once before for a hour or so. Never completed it before.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;30947544]I was having a natptime and a fly woke me up [I]No one interrupts my naptime[/I] [B]NO ONE[/B] [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] I'm going to fucking kill everyone in the zone[/QUOTE] Be happy it wasn't a snork.

[QUOTE=Over-Run;30945613]Ok guys seriously I got this on Steam and it is taking the piss. It took me 15 minutes to load a fucking saved game. Can somebody tell me if they have any knowledge of this happening before and if it can be fixed? It doesn't happen on my retail version[/QUOTE] I heard about that on SPUF a while back. The guy fixed it by replacing his Steam copy of SoC's exe file with a No-CD version of it.

[QUOTE=Djessey;30947692]Okay, Gonna play S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Prypriat in a few hours. Anyone have any must have mods? Note, I've played the game once before for a hour or so. Never completed it before.[/QUOTE]Play Redux and spontaneously gain chest hair.

And Enjoy 30 kg max weight.

After playing through X18 lab, I can't stop playing. I still have summer homework to do too, damn it.

does anyone know when the sale on CoP is going to end?

[QUOTE=JerryK;30948754]does anyone know when the sale on CoP is going to end?[/QUOTE] Was about to order it for 4 dollar or something same with the other two for 3 bucks or something so I went to grab my back card and stuff I need to order shit online. When I came back the sale ended... :smith:

[QUOTE=JerryK;30948754]does anyone know when the sale on CoP is going to end?[/QUOTE] in -4 hours?

Epic burer

[QUOTE=Nerts;30948114]Play Redux and spontaneously gain chest hair.[/QUOTE] The only time you get chest hair in STALKER is when you play The Soup. After you beat the DMX version on master your chest hair turns into tiny little wish granters growing out of your torso.

[QUOTE=tempotempo;30948850]in -4 hours?[/QUOTE] it's 8 bucks right now but i only have 5 in my paypal and my money isn't clearing till friday

oh my fucking god that burer man that burer.

Thorny is all like "gonna check out that padlock" when suddenly "FUCK YOUUUUU"

So wait Thorny, you wanted to make an .ogg file as your Iphone ringtone? I think here's a nice guide for converting .ogg into the wanted format : [url]http://www.hootech.com/formats/m4r/convert-ogg-to-m4r.htm[/url] [editline]derp[/editline] Yeah, I kinda jumped a bit at that burer.

[IMG]http://i53.tinypic.com/714g1t.png[/IMG] [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] Fuck you tinypic for resizing

I literally screamed like a child. Turning around to find a burer in your face, barging through a code-locked blast door reverts you to a younger state for sure. [editline]6th July 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Muukkis;30948988]So wait Thorny, you wanted to make an .ogg file as your Iphone ringtone? I think [URL="http://www.hootech.com/formats/m4r/convert-ogg-to-m4r.htm/"]here's a nice guide for converting .ogg into the wanted format[/URL] [editline]derp[/editline] Yeah, I kinda jumped a bit at that burer.[/QUOTE] I need a way to make it my text tone :/