The Endermen (Post your theoreys here!)

[Blueplastic]

[QUOTE=Rex McCoolguy;31471714]I just went to /v/ on a drawfag thread. Taking requests,drawing,the usual.
and then Crysis came and the thread became Enderman Female futa porn...what the fuck minecraft fanbase...
I miss that faggot.[/QUOTE]

I...I saw it too....
why

[larrylumpy]

I really hope you can befriend endermen

would make me feel so :3:

[Vonwilbur]

I can't wait for someone to reskin them as cool guy

[Dwarfy77]

[QUOTE=MeltingData;31459461]Oh, those were cool to read. I remember one of them was a list of things that one of them couldn't do. Dr. Jones or something was it's name.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation[/url] This is what you're talking about, and its hilarious.

[kylel999]

[QUOTE=Zakkin;31471193]Just realising the height of him
That's scary.[/QUOTE]

I thought the same, I mean, it's obviously fake, but the size of him is so much more intimidating. Lanky creatures are scary. Long, skinny limbs, you know?

[Chilean]

video may be fake, but they really are that tall

[ironman17]

I've been wondering; how will the whole "moving when unseen" thing work in SMP? I hope that multiple people looking at it allows another to not look at it.

[Xylem]

[QUOTE=JCDentonUNATCO;31461255][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIeQgwEJUms&feature=feedu[/media][/QUOTE]

I noticed the "t" in "Beta" the horizontal line is a little higher than it should be. (The one that intersects with the vertical line of the t)

[[Slender Man]]

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;31407286]even better.

while you sleep, the endermen take apart your house brick by brick leaving only your bed
then they strip you of your tools and place a single diamond block in their wake.
as a thank you for the wood and other blocks[/QUOTE]

Make every tool out of wood.

No regrets.

[Arteus]

[img]http://gyazo.com/33f482ebec1d975ac70b80fbf4ffe6fb.png[/img]
As if there was ever any doubt

[Glorbo]

[QUOTE=Painseeker;31486854][img]http://gyazo.com/33f482ebec1d975ac70b80fbf4ffe6fb.png[/img]
As if there was ever any doubt[/QUOTE]
[url]http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2a/Spy_autocappedintelligence01.wav[/url]

[ColonelCorn]

[QUOTE=squids_eye;31397536]Couldn't you just walk up to them and kill them without looking away?[/QUOTE]
What if this happens?
[t]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7718/endermancanyon.jpg[/t]
inb4 bow and arrow

But I doubt Notch would make them ignore someone hitting them. Unless they're really weak, and you could kill them before they react.

[swampie]

[QUOTE=ColonelCorn;31491758]What if this happens?
[t]http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/7718/endermancanyon.jpg[/t]
inb4 bow and arrow

But I doubt Notch would make them ignore someone hitting them. Unless they're really weak, and you could kill them before they react.[/QUOTE]

teleporting bro

[Glorbo]

[QUOTE=Fourm Shark;31487571][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqM3uiy-7os[/media][/QUOTE]
Actually, no. It hasn't been done before.

[Pvt. Martin]

I think the name Endermen is a good name.

But keep Farlander or Farlanders as like a fan name.

[krassell]

Has this been posted yet?
[img]http://media.minecraftforum.net/content/images/2011/08/ender_new.jpg[/img]

[TheSporeGA]

Reading the wiki it seems that Enderman don't attack you if you are wearing a pumpkin.

[maqzek]

Did anyone else think of Librarians from Metro 2033?

[NoRegard]

So in that newest enderman picture, is that mossy cobble growing naturally now?

[Khaos-23]

[QUOTE=war_man333;31522477]So in that newest enderman picture, is that mossy cobble growing naturally now?[/QUOTE]

I assume that's an NPC village.

[Tosas]

[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;31522313]Reading the wiki it seems that Enderman don't attack you if you are wearing a pumpkin.[/QUOTE]

I have a bunch of pumpkins in one server, and AFAIK I am the only one with them, time to SELL THEM FOR DIAMONDS

[swampie]

[QUOTE=krassell;31521776]Has this been posted yet?
[img]http://media.minecraftforum.net/content/images/2011/08/ender_new.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

the block the far right one is carrying in broke :I

[DDSNv2]

i dont want to live on this planet anymore
[b]nsfw[/b]
[url]http://d.facdn.net/art/vytalibus/1312447734.vytalibus_enderwoman.jpg[/url]

[maqzek]

[QUOTE=DDSNv2;31526985]i dont want to live on this planet anymore
[b]nsfw[/b]
[url]http://d.facdn.net/art/vytalibus/1312447734.vytalibus_enderwoman.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

Such skill wasted

:(

[eninco]

[QUOTE=DDSNv2;31526985]i dont want to live on this planet anymore
[b]nsfw[/b]
[url]http://d.facdn.net/art/vytalibus/1312447734.vytalibus_enderwoman.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]
That made me laugh. Don't know why.

[NoRegard]

gosh the shit people come up with these days, they just have way too much time on their hands.

[DireAvenger]

[QUOTE=war_man333;31535170]gosh the shit people come up with these days, they just have way too much time on their hands.[/QUOTE]

Gotta use that time while you can. One way or another.

[Peepee208]

Has nobody suggested that sound that you hear when a monster is nearby in Amnesia?

Edit:

I mean when they are nearby.

[DDSNv2]

[b]uuhhhh....[/b]
~nsfw~
[url]http://d.facdn.net/art/crisisomega/1312300282.crisisomega_jifejfe.jpg[/url]

[Jrose14]

[QUOTE=DDSNv2;31539853][b]uuhhhh....[/b]
~nsfw~
[url]http://d.facdn.net/art/crisisomega/1312300282.crisisomega_jifejfe.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

STOP
POSTING
THOSE
PICTURES
My instinct is to click every link I see, and [i]since I'm on Facepunch I don't think I'll see porn[/i].