Minecraft Storytime Megathread - Games

while masturbating vigorously

and having sex with

himself. Then suddenly

a tampon flew through the window

and he ate it.

Then He shat it out but then

notch finally added dragons

he fucked them too

But eventually killing them, So he

made more thus

realizing that there are no girls in Minecraft,

forgot the word limit

and not know that they should have said "them" not "him", cause it was odin, zeus and ra, who forgot the word limit and

penis

and balls

and shits and giggles

and dogs

and me

and purple space tigers

that are from my little pony friendship is magic

Killed the fucking incredible

creepers & shit

with poop

that was on fire.

The fire was blue

Because of the poopgas

which noticed their inexeistence

which isn't funny anymore

so he died

and ended the terrible story.

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