IVAN - Iter Vehemens ad Necem (a Violent Road to Death)

[igamiwarr]

I had a fire wand, and mustard gas, but I also had a resurrection amulet, fucking kamikaze dwarf blew me up, I was returned back to life, only to be completely fucked up by the mustard gas I happened to be carrying.

[supertoaster]

I ate 40 bananas so I could fight that sumo guy, I lose. Outside there are the banana piles and I slip on both of them and lose both of my arms

Now a villager dies from slipping on them

[Achilles123]

[QUOTE=igamiwarr;28699125]I had a fire wand, and mustard gas, but I also had a resurrection amulet, fucking kamikaze dwarf blew me up, I was returned back to life, only to be completely fucked up by the mustard gas I happened to be carrying.[/QUOTE]

You can get mustard gas?

[Confused111]

Guys. I made it out of the underground tunnels, without using wizard mode, in Ivanx.

[editline]20th March 2011[/editline]

Killed the plant thing by praying to a god, which caused an earthquake. Then I teleported away. Was fun.

[troglydyte]

oh god IVAN in 3d is terrifying for some reason

[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]

it's like a demented minecraft without all the mining

[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]

the sounds are pretty startling, too, especially if I'm just holding down a movement key.

[Dr Nick]

I remember one time where I finally made it out of the first cave and off the first island. Walked 6 steps and dropped dead. :(

[editline]20th March 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=troglydyte;28704406]oh god IVAN in 3d is terrifying for some reason

[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]

it's like a demented minecraft without all the mining

[editline]19th March 2011[/editline]

the sounds are pretty startling, too, especially if I'm just holding down a movement key.[/QUOTE]
There's mining in Ivan. find a pick and try it on a wall.

[lifehole]

I was exploring the starting caves and found some guys left nut. I kept it.

[Dbuhos]

Killed by banana growers after attacking the ostrich. Oh dear.

[editline]20th March 2011[/editline]

Killed the giant four tile carnivorous plant and died because I had nothing to eat while traveling shortly after.

[lunarwalrus]

Is it just me or does that 3rd level make you hungry as hell?

Also what do you get for beating the sumo?

[Clever_Balls]

A belt of levitation, but it's a hard as hell fight because you can't use weapons, so you have to train your stats to around 20 (Astr, Lstr, End)

[lunarwalrus]

You could probably do it by replacing all your limbs with a strong element, the belt of levitation is pretty useful.

[Wilford Brimley]

How do I move, using Go doesn't do anything and I appear to be naked

[RearAdmiral]

I used to play this game a lot. I remember once my arm fell off for some reason, so I ate it.

[Mingebox]

Am I the only one who leaves my puppy at the village so he doesn't get hurt?

[Edthefirst]

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[Conspirator]

Could someone please tell me how to wear/equip armor? I've searched everywhere including the ingame menu but cant figure it out. Thanks.

nvm figured it out

[That2D]

First real time playing (after figuring out controls) and I had to eat the corpse of my recently deceased clone, I have a feeling that this game is going to be great.

[Svinpels]

What do you guys usually wish for when you meet a genie?
I wished for "immortality" but that was apparently not an option :V
So I tried wishing for something useful like a mithril pickaxe, but no dice, I then checked the wiki if it was spelled "mythril" or somesuch, found out octiron pickaxe would be better and wished for that, then the misunderstanding fucker gave me a damn iron axe!
After that I died from eating a frog which acidic blood dissolved me from the inside out (of course)

Edit:
I assume the genie doesn't handle spaces very well when you type in your wish, or something.