• Duke Nukem: Forever V2 - Extra Hate Edition!
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[QUOTE=Combineguy;30477288][sp]Yes.[/sp] Also I hope you stayed after the credits[/QUOTE] What was after the credits? [sp]Do you mean the press conference? That's there even if you skip the credits.[/sp]
[QUOTE=killz2much;30477441]What was after the credits?[/QUOTE] [sp]Duke's running for president.[/sp]
[QUOTE=simkas;30477459][sp]Duke's running for president.[/sp][/QUOTE] [sp]Yeah I know, but you don't have to watch the credits to see it.[/sp]
Any one got any pics of Miso Ho'ney?
Multiplayer fists only is so fucking fun
To me, the [sp]CoD 4 joke[/sp] at the end slightly made up for the shitty final boss.
I liked the final boss.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30475911]Haha what? One of the people who worked on this game is named Jagdeeep Rana. What kind of fucking name is that? :v: Also, fun fact: [sp]The guy sitting on Duke's throne who won't leave is ironically voiced by Jon St. John.[/sp][/QUOTE] Needs more big the cat [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ziron;30476440]Nope. It's a solid 7 or medium 8. Ignore the haters and the paid reviews.[/QUOTE] There's that paid review horseshit again.
an opinion differs from mine? PAID
Pinball is a pain, I heard something about an Ego boost at like 300,000 or something
Is Sift still in here bitching about what is a kickass loads of fun game? I'm in love with Dukey Did anyone catch, that the first part of the game (Duke Lives) Running through the halls as aliens shoot blue grenades out closing doors, is like, shot for shot the Opening of Halo CE? I thought it was cute. [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] My one complaint? Drawing is hard. I ruined that poor kid's book with my scribbles. :sigh:
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30479494]Is Sift still in here bitching about what is a kickass loads of fun game? I'm in love with Dukey Did anyone catch, that the first part of the game (Duke Lives) Running through the halls as aliens shoot blue grenades out closing doors, is like, shot for shot the Opening of Halo CE? I thought it was cute. [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] My one complaint? Drawing is hard. I ruined that poor kid's book with my scribbles. :sigh:[/QUOTE] Duke's hand too gets in the way of writing in the kid's book I did manage to write "Eat shit"
[QUOTE=jason278;30479559]Duke's hand too gets in the way of writing in the kid's book I did manage to write "Eat shit"[/QUOTE] I wrote a sloppy D.N and then drew him a happy face. Next time I'll draw some balls, maybe a badass thing. On the whiteboard I tried to draw Duke shooting the Cycloid, but it ended up looking like a 4 year old scribbled on it. I drew arrows that said "GUN" and "DUKE" just so everyone knew what was what.
[QUOTE=jason278;30479559]Duke's hand too gets in the way of writing in the kid's book I did manage to write "Eat shit"[/QUOTE] I just wrote "you're adopted". I wonder if you could use a tablet with the game and get perfect looking drawings on the whiteboard and the notebook.
[QUOTE=jason278;30479559]Duke's hand too gets in the way of writing in the kid's book I did manage to write "Eat shit"[/QUOTE] I wrote: Fuck off - Duke and then drew a line across the top and did a massive penis in the space I had left.
[QUOTE=simkas;30479618]I just wrote "you're adopted". I wonder if you could use a tablet with the game and get perfect looking drawings on the whiteboard and the notebook.[/QUOTE] Hahaha, I have to do that
you guys are hillarious I can imagine Duke totally fucking up some poor kid's book In another note, of things being Fucked, WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THE HIVE? Why did a funny silly game get unnessecarily dramatic and sad? It also makes Duke look like a jerk.
Just beat the game, thought it would be a much worse game due to all the reviews I've seen. Why is this game getting so much shit, sure it has some flaws, but it's still a great game.
[QUOTE=AntonFTW;30479729]Just beat the game, thought it would be a much worse game due to all the reviews I've seen. Why is this game getting so much shit, sure it has some flaws, but it's still a great game.[/QUOTE] because Sift needs to come in and call everyone stoopid if you don't like it
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30479699]you guys are hillarious I can imagine Duke totally fucking up some poor kid's book In another note, of things being Fucked, WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THE HIVE? Why did a funny silly game get unnessecarily dramatic and sad? It also makes Duke look like a jerk.[/QUOTE] The hive wasn't THAT fucked up, i thought it was a nice refrence to the aliens movies. Duke was doing them a favor anyway, they were going to have aliens push and burst out of there bellys, might as well give them a quick death.
but... :sigh: It was odd
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30479876]but... :sigh: It was odd[/QUOTE] no it wasnt whats odd about naked women being raped by aliens and having your 2 whores burst right in front of you
[QUOTE=EastBayWilly;30475832]Except play a good game.[/QUOTE] honestly just shut up already youre worse than sift was
[QUOTE=jason278;30475455]I just found out you can put a porn DVD in a DVD player Jesus Christ, you can do anything[/QUOTE] When is this? :D
[QUOTE=Hakita;30479892]no it wasnt whats odd about naked women being raped by aliens and having your 2 whores burst right in front of you[/QUOTE] I liked them. DAMMIT. Also, the EDF are hillarious. Just throwin it out there.
[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;30479981]When is this? :D[/QUOTE] Titty city, Duke's office.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30480000]I liked them. DAMMIT. Also, the EDF are hillarious. Just throwin it out there.[/QUOTE] "...some sexy thing with three titties. WOO YEAH!" [editline]15th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=simkas;30480017]Titty city, Duke's office.[/QUOTE] Where is that? edit: nvm
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C74uWGurKiY[/media] I know anyone who has this has seen it, but I love the GoW and Halo jokes. :v: My bud and I had a big debate over this today. Who could kick who's ass. Duke, or the Chief. I claimed Duke would win, because Blowjob from twins whilst playing video game about one's self > Anything Master Chief did If they fought, Duke would make him cry. Then beat him up.
I've heard some people complaining about that one EDF soldier who is supposed to be Duke's friend saying that he has awful writing and shit. I think that was intentional, none of the other EDF soldiers are over the top like he is.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30480147]I've heard some people complaining about that one EDF soldier who is supposed to be Duke's friend saying that he has awful writing and shit. I think that was intentional, none of the other EDF soldiers are over the top like he is.[/QUOTE] It's a Marcus Fenix parody. He wears a bandanaa,swears like crazy, and bitches about how Duke had to help a friend find his wife (the plot of GoW 2)
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