I'm not the one that complains graphics or anything but I'm gonna share my opinions with Duke's. I find the game to have perfectly fine graphics but as I notice, the textures on a lot of things are ugly on the Xbox and how the characters look quite fuzzy at times as if they don't have any AA, specifically the twins at the beginning. Good example, the porno DVD found in the office of Titty City is quite blurry but you can make out that there is a nude girl on the cover. Now this is the porno seen in the office on the PC version I found on the Gearbox forums [url]http://www.uploads.gaming-resources.com/files/1363_u7hjg/2011-06-11_00176.jpg[/url]
Oh and a lot of times after loading, it takes a minute or 2 for the textures to load so in the mean time everything looks like a smudge till loaded. I still love this game and the textures don't stop me from enjoying it
[QUOTE=zeldar;30481575]I feel like the only one who never used the trip mines. I felt that they weren't wholly useful.[/QUOTE]
I only used them on the rooftop battle where you first get the shrink ray (I think), and that was just because I hadn't used them before.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30483677]:irony:
P.S. Your.[/QUOTE]
Please point out where I openly flung the first stone calling out names and insulting people :v: Or where I said your not allowed to enjoy the game or anything of the sort.
Wait. What? I didn't? Oh shit son :smug:
Edit: Changed you're to your just because I know you love it.
Gonna be getting this game for my birthday this Tuesday. I've heard its not the greatest from recent reviews but its crude humor makes up for it.
Love how Hollywood Holocaust is back but I'm not really liking the paintball theme for it
[QUOTE=jason278;30483925]Love how Hollywood Holocaust is back but I'm not really liking the paintball theme for it[/QUOTE]
It's the excuse to add cover
vvv yeah I wasn't really taking a jab at it, was just saying that's why :v:
[QUOTE=Sift;30483939]It's the excuse to add cover[/QUOTE]
Honestly, that makes sense
I see no other reason why they would change it to a paintball arena
[QUOTE=jason278;30479559]Duke's hand too gets in the way of writing in the kid's book
I did manage to write "Eat shit"[/QUOTE]
Rate me late, but that was genuinely funny.
[QUOTE=jason278;30484000]Honestly, that makes sense
I see no other reason why they would change it to a paintball arena[/QUOTE]
If you look outside that clear material on the spiral stairway, its inside Dukes place.
Probably just an attraction for kids.
[QUOTE=Ducluck7;30484075]If you look outside that clear material on the spiral stairway, its inside Dukes place.
Probably just an attraction for kids.[/QUOTE]
Kids and a porno theater
Goes great
[QUOTE=Sift;30483865]Please point out where I openly flung the first stone calling out names and insulting people :v: Or where I said your not allowed to enjoy the game or anything of the sort.
Wait. What? I didn't? Oh shit son :smug:[/QUOTE]
All of DNF V1 and most of DNF V2.
Now act the age your About Me says already.
[QUOTE=jason278;30484094]Kids and a porno theater
Goes great[/QUOTE]
Apparently Duke draws cocks and rights fuck you in book signings so are you really that surprised. Trying out the ps3 version the levels I didn't get a chance to play (I picked up at the end of Duke Burger and the start of the Desert area. ) and I'm shocked at the quality of the start and wondering how it tapered off so drastically near the end.
Biggest Ps3 Complaint is on the controller itself though, I find myself accidently hurling pipe bombs everywhere.
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[QUOTE=killz2much;30484159]All of DNF V1 and most of DNF V2.
Now act the age your About Me says already.[/QUOTE]Great examples except I never did. Please, complain about me more, it makes everything stop. (It doesn't!), Kinda says alot when you're one of the only ones still going on about a long dead thing :v:
[QUOTE=Sift;30484178]Apparently Duke draws cocks and rights fuck you in book signings so are you really that surprised. Trying out the ps3 version the levels I didn't get a chance to play (I picked up at the end of Duke Burger and the start of the Desert area. ) and I'm shocked at the quality of the start and wondering how it tapered off so drastically near the end.[/QUOTE]
Not surprised at all, just making a joke about it
[QUOTE=Sift;30484178]Great examples except I never did. Please, complain about me more, it makes everything stop. (It doesn't!)[/QUOTE]
There's no way you're 22.
I'm just going to assume you lied about that and stop arguing with a child. So that ends that.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30484209]There's no way you're 22.
I'm just going to assume you lied about that and stop arguing with a child.[/QUOTE]
Glad you can join the adults then son, I'm proud of you.
Whats up with the Duke action figure having a camo shirt? The figures scattered around Duke Burger MP map
[QUOTE=jason278;30484273]Whats up with the Duke action figure having a camo shirt? The figures scattered around Duke Burger MP map[/QUOTE]
Collectable kids toys! Collect all 20 shirts!
Would be my guess.
[QUOTE=jason278;30484273]Whats up with the Duke action figure having a camo shirt? The figures scattered around Duke Burger MP map[/QUOTE]
I thought that was how the action figures were like but then I remembered them having red shirts in the SP.
Maybe it's a reference to one of the older Duke builds of the game? Who knows.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30484309]I thought that was how the action figures were like but then I remembered them having red shirts in the SP.
Maybe it's a reference to one of the older Duke builds of the game? Who knows.[/QUOTE]
I would think a reference to Duke having a customizable shirt in MP but still kinda pointless for him to have camo. I think there is some in MP that have the normal red, I also found a pigcop but only in packaging
Also maybe I'm bad at this in the early levels but are there like, no holodukes at all early on? I haven't found a single one and I'm trying to go off the beaten path as much as the game will allow
I think the earliest Holo Duke is on the Duke Burger roof, I could be wrong
[QUOTE=jason278;30483200]I have this program that can open Duke files, I used it on the demo files and for some reason it has all the character and interactive things from the full game, just not the textures. Anyway, I found a character model of a guy in a suit with both his feet in a cinder block, so of course this guy is probably found in the Blow The Dam level. Also, I found General Graves gibs like his arms which I found odd since he doesn't explode or die or anything[/QUOTE]
The gibs might've been made for the scrapped Mothership sequence. The mothership you destroyed at the start was suppoed to be repaired and return., Duke was supposed to blow it up to finish the game. At the end, Graves would stay behind to make sure the bomb you put in the ship would've exploded. The gibs might've been used there.
[QUOTE=jason278;30484337]I would think a reference to Duke having a customizable shirt in MP but still kinda pointless for him to have camo. I think there is some in MP that have the normal red, I also found a pigcop but only in packaging[/QUOTE]
I only assumed because 3D Realms seemed to have this idea of Duke being involved with the military since 1998. I thought maybe they, at one point, made a Duke with a camo shirt but then dumped the idea.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30484411]I only assumed because 3D Realms seemed to have this idea of Duke being involved with the military since 1998. I thought maybe they, at one point, made a Duke with a camo shirt but then dumped the idea.[/QUOTE]
I do recall there being a series of limited edition Duke toys a long time ago, like swat and military or something like that
[QUOTE=Ziron;30484403]The gibs might've been made for the scrapped Mothership sequence. The mothership you destroyed at the start was suppoed to be repaired and return., Duke was supposed to blow it up to finish the game. At the end, Graves would stay behind to make sure the bomb you put in the ship would've exploded. The gibs might've been used there.[/QUOTE]
Would of been cool to see that
[QUOTE=jason278;30484094]Kids and a porno theater
Goes great[/QUOTE]
Little Jimmy seemed to like the place.
[QUOTE=Sift;30484178]Apparently Duke draws cocks and rights fuck you in book signings[/QUOTE]
Damn right he does.
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Honestly I couldn't think of what else to draw. I got creative with the drawing board, but I got nothing except dicks with the autograph book.
[QUOTE=UrbanApocalypse;30483579]1. Did you just indirectly call DNF a good/tasteful game(by calling the other guy tasteless over the fact that he doesn't like it)? Really?
2. DNF is, from what [b]I've seen and heard[/b], the textbook definition of a casual game, from the regenerating health to the two weapon limit to the cover-based shootouts to the overuse of scripted events to the complete and utter linearity, so your attempt at insulting the guy by calling him a "casual" is not only quite silly(because come on, who uses that term as an insult anymore?), but also completely lacking in grounding.
Individual reviews are more or less useless, it's the consensus that matters.
And the consensus is that DNF is a pretty bad game.[/QUOTE]
I bolded where I stopped reading, most of the north american people in here thought it was going to be horrible because of what they saw in the shitty reviews, then they played it themselves and since they arn't morons, they actually saw how game is and now most of them like/love it.
Your an idiot if your judgement is based on what you have seen or heard, since you haven't played it yet, come to the thread and complain when you have actually played it, at least Sift (even though annoying) has played it. I actually wonder if there were tons of people who had the mindset it was going to be awful because it took 12 years and is a Duke game before they even saw anything, saw an IGN review and now "LOL this gamesz shitz mansz, I know, IGN gacezv is a 5"
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[QUOTE=UrbanApocalypse;30486039]"Unless you like what I like and dislike what I dislike, you're a braindead moron uncapable of forming your own opinions on things!"
Do I need to play Big Rigs to realize that it's a terrible game?
Why would I waste my time playing a game which looks like absolute garbage in all but two trailers(one of which is 10 years old)?
Why would I waste my time playing a game which is getting almost universally panned?
Why would I waste my time playing a game which features a main character that I never liked, but merely tolerated, a character grossly misinterpreted by whoever made the game(Duke Nukem isn't supposed to be a vile, dimwitted, mysogynistic and embarassingly outdated action hero; he's supposed to be a parody of one)?
Why would I waste my time playing a game that relies on cheap gimmicks in order to distract the player from how underwhelming the core experience is?
Ultimately, why would I waste my time playing a game which simply doesn't look even mildly enjoyable?
It's nice to see how hellbent you are on defending this game from every single naysayer that comes your way, but sorry, I really don't want to waste my time on this turd.
I've seen more than enough of it in action, and I have seen almost nothing to convince me that this game is anything other than an unmitigated disaster.
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then it's probably a duck, and in DNF's case it's more along the lines of "if it looks like shit and sounds like shit, then it's probably shit".[/QUOTE]
Either you are intentionally shitting all over the game for no reason or you are just mentally retarded, if i would for example review upcoming Halo and say it's full of shit you would not buy it(Purely theoretical situation)? And then go on to forums and shit all over it?
[QUOTE=UrbanApocalypse;30486039] a character grossly misinterpreted by whoever made the game(Duke Nukem isn't supposed to be a vile, dimwitted, mysogynistic and embarassingly outdated action hero; he's supposed to be a parody of one)?[/QUOTE]
So you know better than the makers of the game what the main character is supposed to be?
Just a quick question.
I picked up my BoS edition and was wondering, did any else get 2 sets of the postcards?
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