[QUOTE=killz2much;30508413][url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/duke_nukem_3d_atomic_edition[/url][/QUOTE]
Sweet. I'll get that ASAP.
Also, speaking of land of the babes, at the end, they have "Project repopulation"
And duke is the only man on earth.
And theres thousands/millions of women.
:smug:
You should get Time to Kill. That is an amazing game.
Oh god, look at the most recent review for Duke Nukem 3D [url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/duke_nukem_3d_atomic_edition#reviews=62[/url]
It's the one that is very long and retarded, the guy is complaining about how the graphics are horrible, the controls are horrible, and the gameplay is horrible because it is 2011 which automatically mean the game is bad.
He goes on though saying for it's time it was amazing but now since it is 2011 the game is automatically shit.
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;30508567]Oh god, look at the most recent review for Duke Nukem 3D [url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/duke_nukem_3d_atomic_edition#reviews=62[/url]
It's the one that is very long and retarded, the guy is complaining about how the graphics are horrible, the controls are horrible, and the gameplay is horrible because it is 2011 which automatically mean the game is bad.
He goes on though saying for it's time it was amazing but now since it is 2011 the game is automatically shit.[/QUOTE]
(37 of 96 people found this helpful)
What the christ? Do people go on Good [b]OLD GAMES[/b] and expect modernized shooters?
[editline]16th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30508491]Sweet. I'll get that ASAP.[/QUOTE]
Also as a side note, you should check out this game too.
[url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/postal_2_complete[/url]
I love GoG.
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;30508567]Oh god, look at the most recent review for Duke Nukem 3D [url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/duke_nukem_3d_atomic_edition#reviews=62[/url]
It's the one that is very long and retarded, the guy is complaining about how the graphics are horrible, the controls are horrible, and the gameplay is horrible because it is 2011 which automatically mean the game is bad.
He goes on though saying for it's time it was amazing but now since it is 2011 the game is automatically shit.[/QUOTE]
Welp, dukes last name has a meaning right?
Nuke 'em.
NOW.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30508660](37 of 96 people found this helpful)
What the christ? Do people go on Good [b]OLD GAMES[/b] and expect modernized shooters?
[editline]16th June 2011[/editline]
Also as a side note, you should check out this game too.
[url]http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/postal_2_complete[/url]
I love GoG.[/QUOTE]
Funny enough I just re checked and I had it sorted by most helpful on the first page meaning that (thank god) it was the least helpful
Also listen to killz2much, get Postal 2, it is amazing and hilarious on what you can do and not do and what happens during the game. The Eurogamer review said DNF was as shit as Postal 2, meaning that if you had fun playing DNF your going to have a blast playing Postal 2.
Edit: Found this line in another recent review for Duke 3D "Even with the EDuke32 mod (which greatly enhanced the graphics), I can't help but feel disappointed. How could I have ever enjoyed such a linear and repetitive game?" This is a gold mine for hilariously bad reviews.
-snip-
[QUOTE=killz2much;30508986]Uh, I already have Postal 2 dude. That's why I told him to check it out.
I looked back at their catalog and saw they had XIII and jizzed my pants. Just bought it.[/QUOTE]
Postal 2 is great, but don't play Apocalypse Weekend. It's terrible.
[QUOTE=killz2much;30508986]Uh, I already have Postal 2 dude. That's why I told him to check it out.
I looked back at their catalog and saw they had XIII and jizzed my pants. Just bought it.[/QUOTE]
When I said listen to killz2much I meant for him to actually listen to you , I wasn't saying for you to buy Postal 2.
Also is XIII any good?, I heard about it but never played it.
[QUOTE=zeldar;30509009]Postal 2 is great, but don't play Apocalypse Weekend. It's terrible.[/QUOTE]
I liked Apocalypse Weekend. What's wrong with it?
And now I just noticed and say they have The Interstate '76. Just bought that too.
[editline]16th June 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;30509052]When I said listen to killz2much I meant for him to actually listen to you , I wasn't saying for you to buy Postal 2.
Also is XIII any good?, I heard about it but never played it.[/QUOTE]
Oh woops, I'll snip that.
I remember renting XIII 8 years ago on PS2. I loved it, but I never finished it. Never been able to find a copy of it anywhere (it's so underrated that it basically ceases to exist).
[QUOTE=killz2much;30509060]I liked Apocalypse Weekend. What's wrong with it?[/QUOTE]
"Hey guys, we have an open world game that is basically focused around fucking around in a small town filled with Easter eggs, what should we do for the expansion that has lots of stuff that could potentially make the open world even more fun to dick around in?"
"Make it almost completely linear."
"Brilliant!"
Also, I fucking miss XIII so much. Both unique and fun as hell. Shame it didn't get nearly enough attention to even warrant a remake.
[QUOTE=MoarToast;30509170]"Hey guys, we have an open world game that is basically focused around fucking around in a small town filled with Easter eggs, what should we do for the expansion that has lots of stuff that could potentially make the open world even more fun to dick around in?"
"Make it almost completely linear."
"Brilliant!"[/QUOTE]
Still thought it was fun.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HeWPP.png[/IMG]
I didnt die once in the final part
[QUOTE=AaronM202;30508508]Also, speaking of land of the babes, at the end, they have "Project repopulation"
And duke is the only man on earth.
And theres thousands/millions of women.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
Jackpot :smug:
I loved how they put the Wilhelm scream in the game, oh god so many references, as well as when you kill someone in multiplayer Duke sometimes will go "The price is......wrong"
The multiplayer is fun, but the people that host the servers always have awful connections.
e.g. "Hey cool, a 30 ping server!"
Join server
"Alright still thirt--... NOW EVERYONE HAS 700"
[QUOTE=Panthereye;30510052]The multiplayer is fun, but the people that host the servers always have awful connections.
e.g. "Hey cool, a 30 ping server!"
Join server
"Alright still thirt--... NOW EVERYONE HAS 700"[/QUOTE]
This, definitely this. I like the multiplayer, but I can't play it because of the hosters. Nothing sucks more than seeing a server with good ping and realizing everyone has 1000 (as do you) because of the host. We need dedicated servers badly.
Ok, so apparently this game is bad, but is it really 50 meta-score bad? I would reserve that for complete garbage like Big Rigs, or something, but not a semi competent shooter, that actually made me laugh at a few parts, like DNF.
[QUOTE=5killer;30511116]Ok, so apparently this game is bad, but is it really 50 meta-score bad? I would reserve that for complete garbage like Big Rigs, or something, but not a semi competent shooter, that actually made me laugh at a few parts, like DNF.[/QUOTE]
Actually, most people think its good.
[QUOTE=amazer97;30510794]This, definitely this. I like the multiplayer, but I can't play it because of the hosters. Nothing sucks more than seeing a server with good ping and realizing everyone has 1000 (as do you) because of the host. We need dedicated servers badly.[/QUOTE]
The worst part is I don't even know if I killed anyone until 3 seconds later.
Sometimes I spawn and I'm killed by somebody who isn't even there anymore.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30507778][h2]FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK[/h2]
GODDAMIT.
I put mah Duke Bust on my coffee table to revel in his glory next to my Halo CE stuff, and dammit, I don't know how it happened, but my little brother attacked me while I was on the couch and somehow, in the riot Duke fell on the FUCKING FLOOR.
The King has a broken nose. So fucking glad I payed a lot extra to get a fucked Duke bust. Godfucking dammit.
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK[/QUOTE]
Something similar happened to me. I just got my Duke bust and pulled it out, then I accidentally tapped it with my shoulder and it fell on the floor and broke in half.
May it rest in two pieces. :smith:
[QUOTE=AaronM202;30508508]Also, speaking of land of the babes, at the end, they have "Project repopulation"
And duke is the only man on earth.
And theres thousands/millions of women.
:smug:[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzDQscMeIhw[/media]
I cant stop listening to the DNF theme music
help me :ohdear:
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;30514486]I cant stop listening to the DNF theme music
help me :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Hail to the king baby :v:
Ahahaahahhaha, in the DNF review from gamespot, the guy said the game had been rushed... I think i'm gonna kill myself.
Oh and my copy finally arrived today <3 .
So I want to support the Duke Nukem franchise and show love to 2K for their awesome attitude but as you know the game isn't particularly good and I'm not sure I want to pay the Australian Steam price of $80. Should I buy the game anyway or just get a shitload of Duke Nukem merchandise?
If you don't like the game just get the merchandise.
Crappy bump maps are fixed:
[url]http://forums.duke4.net/topic/4342-mrdeviance-has-fixed-the-bumpmaps-in-the-full-game-oh-nohes-d/[/url]
The CONSOLE (normal in-game one) is enabled:
[url]http://forums.duke4.net/topic/4326-mrdeviance-strikes-again-ive-found-a-very-easy-and-native-way-to-enable-a-simplified-console-in-the-full-game-d/[/url]
have fun people
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