• Duke Nukem: Forever V2 - Extra Hate Edition!
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[QUOTE=Doom14;30382269]Dare I say, I'm enjoying it. It's not gold and the combat is super stale, but honestly, I'm just not taking it seriously and having a ton of fun doing so.[/QUOTE] THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING TO DO Oddly enough, all this pessimism and unhappiness has encouraged me to go buy Duke 3D off the XBLA marketplace. My shitty iPod port isn't covering much anymore. So, hey, if Duke Forever doesn't work out for me, I'll have a game I know I like. I might get Manhattan Project too.
Am I the only person who thinks the combat is fun and the game is more interesting than 95% of other recent games? And I didn't even really hype this.
Yeah, I'm enjoying it as well. A dildo, a condom, and popcorn. Now that's what I call a lapdance.
[QUOTE=zeldar;30382469]Yeah, I'm enjoying it as well. A dildo, a condom, and popcorn. Now that's what I call a lapdance.[/QUOTE] that whole level is fucking awesome, just kicked some guy's ass at air hockey
[QUOTE=Inzalonus;30382853]that whole level is fucking awesome, just kicked some guy's ass at air hockey[/QUOTE] Wow air hockey, is there actually so much shit you can do? sounds like the interactivity has surpassed Duke 3D way more then I thought it did.
[QUOTE=zeldar;30382469]Yeah, I'm enjoying it as well. A dildo, a condom, and popcorn. Now that's what I call a lapdance.[/QUOTE] dare I ask what the dildo is for
Oh you guys...enjoying Duke Nukem. :saddowns: At least I had a chance to get it at $45. :drum:
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;30382910]Wow air hockey, is there actually so much shit you can do? sounds like the interactivity has surpassed Duke 3D way more then I thought it did.[/QUOTE] Air hockey, pool, pinball, basketball(kinda dodgy but pretty funny) not to mention all the other stuff that's interactive(like microwaving a rat) to be honest the game was much better than everyone had me thinking it would be, fuck you guys,
[QUOTE=magicman1234;30382931]Oh you guys...[b]hating[/b] Duke Nukem. :saddowns: At least I had a chance to get it at $45. :drum:[/QUOTE] You made a mistake. It's cool, I caught it. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Inzalonus;30382939]Air hockey, pool, pinball, basketball(kinda dodgy but pretty funny) not to mention all the other stuff that's interactive(like microwaving a rat) to be honest the game was much better than everyone had me thinking it would be, fuck you guys,[/QUOTE] dude. It was mainly Sift ranting about how bad it was. I don't mean to call names, but you did rant a lot bro.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30382953]You made a mistake. It's cool, I caught it. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] dude. It was mainly Sift ranting about how bad it was. I don't mean to call names, but you did rant a lot bro.[/QUOTE] I was ranting ye, mainly because I was hoping the full game would be much better than the demo based on the fact that the demo was only 10 mins long, and everyone was having massive rage boners about how bad it was
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30382953]You made a mistake. It's cool, I caught it. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] dude. It was mainly Sift ranting about how bad it was. I don't mean to call names, but you did rant a lot bro.[/QUOTE] It's worth it though. I'm sure it's awesome. Right? :smith:
[QUOTE=magicman1234;30382985]It's worth it though. I'm sure it's awesome. Right? :smith:[/QUOTE] the game is lots of fun, if you let it be if you go in looking for flaws then you probably will notice a lot
[QUOTE=magicman1234;30382985]It's worth it though. I'm sure it's awesome. Right? :smith:[/QUOTE] It'll be awesome. :unsmith: Seriously, everyone appreciates games differently. For every complainer, there's a lover. You and I are gonna love this bro. [i]Always.[/i] bet on Duke.
i want to bet on duke but i really ned to knab up the demo to truly know my opinion on it:c
I had one of my steam friends call this game 'generic'. Generic? GENERIC?! He said because it was like Bulletstorm, it's generic. Where do I start...
[QUOTE=Rahkshi lord;30378381]AHAHAAHAHAHAHA, Duke as a a badass? no, just no. he's a [B]parody[/B] of a badass, am I the only one who sees this?[/QUOTE] I really don't see what's so funny, does it actually matter if he is an actual badass or a parody of one? Not in the slightest bit, Dukes just an awesome character with an awesome persenality that makes the one liners work. If it was someone else trying to do the same thing it just wouldn't work. My point is though it's Dukes character that makes the Duke games make them awesome.
[QUOTE=Samiam22;30383053]I had one of my steam friends call this game 'generic'. Generic? GENERIC?! He said because it was like Bulletstorm, it's generic. Where do I start...[/QUOTE] By punching him in the face. bulletstorm was total ass. BULLETSTORM WAS AAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS BULLETSTORM WAS [h2]ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS[/h2]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;30383053]I had one of my steam friends call this game 'generic'. Generic? GENERIC?! He said because it was like Bulletstorm, it's generic. Where do I start...[/QUOTE] If anything Bulletstorm would be generic as it was painkiller/serious same gameplay combined with a character with a personality which tried to resemble Duke, all mixed together with modern shooter style. Which the way they made it, failed horribly at trying to achieve an old school feel. Tell your friend bulletstorm was made to be like Duke and tell him of something called Duke 3D that was released in 1996.
[QUOTE=bobsynergy;30383069]I really don't see what's so funny, does it actually matter if he is an actual badass or a parody of one? Not in the slightest bit, Dukes just an awesome character with an awesome persenality that makes the one liners work. If it was someone else trying to do the same thing it just wouldn't work. My point is though it's Dukes character that makes the Duke games make them awesome.[/QUOTE] You forgot about Duke's awesome cousin, Serious Sam.
I'd like to repeat a previous statement Bulletstorm was massive fucking ass It wasn't funny, it was incredibly repetitive, it was actually fucking boring, it tried VERY hard to be Duke, but failed.
Does anyone know how to beat the final boss legitimately. He's a total ass and I can't tap fast enough. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] Also, for those curious, I''ve had 10 hours in this game so far.
Out of curiosity, does this game have even what could be considered a shamble or remnant or relic of a story or anything? I mean, Bulletstorm at least did try.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30382953]You made a mistake. It's cool, I caught it. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] dude. It was mainly Sift ranting about how bad it was. I don't mean to call names, but you did rant a lot bro.[/QUOTE] Ahem [quote="Sift"]There's a shit ton of interactive stuff at the start of the game but it all vanishes early on, so take your time to enjoy it while it lasts as it kind of goes away[/quote] [quote="Sift"]I [b]liked[/b] Duke Burger and the intro's alright if you like a ton of scripted events. It just falls flat once you get in the desert and never really picks back up[/quote] Man you guys act like I never said anything positive, oh well :v:
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30383192]Out of curiosity, does this game have even what could be considered a shamble or remnant or relic of a story or anything? I mean, Bulletstorm at least did try.[/QUOTE] It has pictures of past Duke Nukem games if that's what you mean.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30383192]Out of curiosity, does this game have even what could be considered a shamble or remnant or relic of a story or anything? I mean, Bulletstorm at least did try.[/QUOTE] It's just aliens invade and kidnap women. Duke is angry and wants revenge.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30383192]Out of curiosity, does this game have even what could be considered a shamble or remnant or relic of a story or anything? I mean, Bulletstorm at least did try.[/QUOTE] Well judging form other peoples post, it sounds like it has as much as a story as Duke 3D, if you can even call that a story [QUOTE=Whatsinaname;30383152]You forgot about Duke's awesome cousin, Serious Sam.[/QUOTE] Yeah but I feel that Serious Sam takes it into his own style he doesn't just takes Dukes lines and uses them or acts exaclty like him.
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30382995]It'll be awesome. :unsmith: Seriously, everyone appreciates games differently. For every complainer, there's a lover. You and I are gonna love this bro. [i]Always.[/i] bet on Duke.[/QUOTE] I think I'm about to cry.
[QUOTE=Sift;30383207]Ahem Man you guys act like I never said anything positive, oh well :v:[/QUOTE] I didn't mean to offend you. I'm just saying, you're the guy that was weighing in the argument the most.
[QUOTE=Smooth Jazz;30383219]It's just aliens invade and kidnap women. Duke is angry and wants revenge.[/QUOTE] That's all I need. [editline]11th June 2011[/editline] My little brother's friend is trying to explain to me that Duke Nukem 3D was made by Id software, (on the genesis. He swears.) The RPG is a ripoff of Doom, and that the Famous Bubble-gum quote never actually happened. He never said that. He's 11. 11 YEAR OLDS DON'T KNOW THINGS ABOUT DUKE NUKEM
[QUOTE=Li'l Chew Chew;30383231]That's all I need.[/QUOTE] It's far more then that, but it's all kinda badly written so just pretend that's it President wants to make peace with aliens calls duke a retard and tries to lock him in a cellar, the army general tells duke to take it easy and relax. Duke doesn't, president gets pissed and yells at him at random points of the game. And yeah I weigh in, there's a LOT of cons in this game, and I'm not going to sit around saying "Well at least it got one thing right so that's okay guys."
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