• Spyro Skylanders Adventure-FUUUUUUUU ACTIVISION EDITION
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Okay seriously Activision - what's your grand scheme here? Transforming Spyro into this 'thing' was odd enough but now you have a ton of collectable figures you can buy to play as them in the game. Are parts of the game going to be entirely blocked off or unreachable without getting some, if not all, of these damn figures? Not to mention, why call it a Spyro game when you [i]apparently[/i] don't even have to play Spyro whatsoever? I honestly hope this flops so Activision doesn't continue to grab Spyro by the throat and keep drowning him further.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;32507558]Okay seriously Activision - what's your grand scheme here? Transforming Spyro into this 'thing' was odd enough but now you have a ton of collectable figures you can buy to play as them in the game. Are parts of the game going to be entirely blocked off or unreachable without getting some, if not all, of these damn figures? Not to mention, why call it a Spyro game when you [i]apparently[/i] don't even have to play Spyro whatsoever? I honestly hope this flops so Activision doesn't continue to grab Spyro by the throat and keep drowning him further.[/QUOTE] They actually made a pretty cunning plan: They first make a fully priced game with 32 characters, but 29 of them have to be bought separately. Since they're overpriced as fuck that means more money for them. If enough idiots decide to buy it and the game won't flop they will make a Skylanders sequel, following the same gimmicks. This is more or less a kick in the balls for the hardcore fans. If not, they said that they will probably try another reboot or a Spyro 4/5/6/whatever, but chances for a proper one are extremely low. Besides, is it really that hard to make a fucking platformer? Spyro's still got a massive audience and I'm pretty sure it's a lot easier to make a platformer than to make something else.
The Graphics look next gen, you can tell they're using cutting edge technology to make this game.
Did I hear somewhere that if it does well they'll go back to the Original Trilogy formula?
[QUOTE=Conro101;32508928]Did I hear somewhere that if it does well they'll go back to the Original Trilogy formula?[/QUOTE] I think that they said that they'll go back to the original formula if it flops.
[QUOTE=croguy;32504228]Now that you posted the thread it reminds me that Cynder has tits in Skylanders. And this is supposed to be a 100% kids game! [editline]27th September 2011[/editline] Also the game costs roughly 350 dollars with all the characters. It pays off more to get the original Spyro trilogy than to buy Skylanders. However you could probably bypass the thing by printing out the figurine symbols on a sheet of paper and put it on the portal detector.[/QUOTE] Could i get photos of said reptilian mammaries? Ya know, for proof.
[QUOTE=coco911231;32509355]Could i get photos of said reptilian mammaries? Ya know, for proof.[/QUOTE] [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110908160058/spyro/images/e/ef/C_cynder.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=croguy;32509447][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110908160058/spyro/images/e/ef/C_cynder.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How very :downs: her face is
[QUOTE=croguy;32509447][img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110908160058/spyro/images/e/ef/C_cynder.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] How could anyone get a boner off that, furry/scalie or not? It's like trying to get horny over derpy little girls- ... Oh.
[QUOTE=coco911231;32509511]How very :downs: her face is[/QUOTE] It's the game trademark. Everyone has downs.
[QUOTE=croguy;32509209]I think that they said that they'll go back to the original formula if it flops.[/QUOTE]NOBODY BUY THIS
Maybe then everyone will realise how terrible of a company Actishit is...
fuck you activision just [h2]fuck[/h2] [release][h2]you[/h2][/release]
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The PS1 graphics look better than these.
Spyro had better have had a really bad accident that caused him to need facial reconstruction in his backstory if he's going to look like that.
[QUOTE=KigJow;32516283]Spyro had better have had a really bad accident that caused him to need facial reconstruction in his backstory if he's going to look like that.[/QUOTE] At most I expect one of those classical "gnarl!" voices for him. I can't expect him or anyone else to say anything else.
Bought spyro: Dawn of the Dragon for my sisters a couple months back, so they could feel how I felt as a child (aka I wanted some nostalgia so I bought them a b-day present I wanted myself), never touched it after the first time I played it. My heart was broked.
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;32503539][img]http://i.imgur.com/G9MBs.png[/img] :downs:[/QUOTE] Draw an arm from the picture to your profile picture Caption: Oh god what have I become Win. Good god... It looks soo ugly... This isn't a darker approach, this is an UGLY one.
Just been following a let's play of the "Legend of Spyro" reboot. It actually look pretty fun. Not sure i'm digging the brawler fight system, and the platforming seems way downplayed, but the story seems interesting enough, and some of the dialogue is quite nice. Certainly a lot better than "[b]I WANNA GO AFTER GNASTY GNORK!!!!![/b]" which was basically Spyro's entire schtick in the first game. [editline]28th September 2011[/editline] Really digging the soundtrack... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QelvDIIzxU0[/media] I'm seriously going to need to check this game out, it actually looks pretty good.
Pshhh fuck the new Spyro's. Nostalgia at Its best: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_89IZW0sAuQ&feature=related[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75TC2X6jShA[/media] The only Spryo I recognise: [img]http://www.spyrohints.com/images/0-spyro-pose-1.gif[/img]
Aside from the redone Spyro himself, I think the game looks pretty cool, graphically/stylewise at least. I've always wanted more of these bright, cartoony platformer games that were so common during the PS1/N64 days that don't seem to be around a whole lot now.
[QUOTE=Frisk;32523208]Aside from the redone Spyro himself, I think the game looks pretty cool, graphically/stylewise at least. I've always wanted more of these bright, cartoony platformer games that were so common during the PS1/N64 days that don't seem to be around a whole lot now.[/QUOTE] A whole lot = at all.
[QUOTE=Garrus.;32522721]Just been following a let's play of the "Legend of Spyro" reboot. It actually look pretty fun. Not sure i'm digging the brawler fight system, and the platforming seems way downplayed, but the story seems interesting enough, and some of the dialogue is quite nice. Certainly a lot better than "[b]I WANNA GO AFTER GNASTY GNORK!!!!![/b]" which was basically Spyro's entire schtick in the first game. [editline]28th September 2011[/editline] Really digging the soundtrack... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QelvDIIzxU0[/media] I'm seriously going to need to check this game out, it actually looks pretty good.[/QUOTE] It's not good, I can tell you that.
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;32523650]It's not good, I can tell you that.[/QUOTE] If you ask me the first two LoS games were kind of okay, [I]but oh god the third one...[/I]
[QUOTE=croguy;32523674]If you ask me the first two LoS games were kind of okay, [I]but oh god the third one...[/I][/QUOTE] The third is the one I have, I died.
[QUOTE=mobrockers2;32523755]The third is the one I have, I died.[/QUOTE] I still can't belive what they did to Hunter and Avalar. The third game's desing features in general are absolutley crap.
You know what I remember most from spyro? [b]FUCKING EGG THIEVES[/b] [video=youtube;KOEwYNXwm9I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOEwYNXwm9I[/video]
Crash died after Crash Twinsanity which was really funny and actually fun, and now hes dead since i havent seen a new game for him, which is good. So just let Spyro die already, hes been through much worse. Ive had the ''pleasure'' of playing Enter The Dragonfly and i cried cause of it.
I called them "running faggots" since I saw them the first time.
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