• Liberal Crime Squad - We need a slogan!
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[QUOTE=Parakon;17072575]God damnit I took too long so they went looking for both the hostages, they shot the fuck out of me when I shouted my slogan "WHITE POWER"[/QUOTE] I kidnapped someone, tried to convert them, gave up and just killed them. :v: I later got arrest defended myself in court and got off scot free!
What the fuck. My squad apparently has no inventory, and can only carry what is on his person. When he goes to a safehouse, there is no option to stash things, there is just the safehouse's stash and that's it. What have i broken?
Shit, I started and spraypainted the fuck out of a crackhouse then a police unit killed me, what's with that?
I need some help converting because i keep killing everyone.
[QUOTE=Namelesscake;17072778]What the fuck. My squad apparently has no inventory, and can only carry what is on his person. When he goes to a safehouse, there is no option to stash things, there is just the safehouse's stash and that's it. What have i broken?[/QUOTE] Wowzer, gayest fucking change ever. "As of version 3.19.4, there is only one liberal inventory for all items. While only one liberal can use an object at a time, objects are automatically transported between safehouses when liberals are equipped. "
And my character Barack Obama died. :v: [editline]12:48AM[/editline] Whats the best way to recruit people? Hardly anyone wants to join me.
Never mind figured it out, this game's wicked.
[QUOTE=Rosek;17073655]And my character Barack Obama died. :v: [editline]12:48AM[/editline] Whats the best way to recruit people? Hardly anyone wants to join me.[/QUOTE] Go to crack houses. Talk to liberal peeps, set up a date. Buy them some shiz talk polotics, then ask if they want to join. Or kidnap people, and attempt to convert them.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17074306]Go to crack houses. Talk to liberal peeps, set up a date. Buy them some shiz talk polotics, then ask if they want to join. Or kidnap people, and attempt to convert them.[/QUOTE] I manged to get some programers to love me, so I'm getting loads of mony coming in, so going to start taking loads of people on dates.
Fuck I got arrested for vandalism, how long am I going to be in for? [editline]12:33AM[/editline] Eight months, holy shit for 5 counts of vandalism and resisting arrest.. I gave up as soon as they engaged me. Only one of my guys got off and another was in the safehouse I was supposed to be in, so I've got two guys that kind of suck, great. When the raid happened I was all "Phew, good thing I keep my guy in the other safehouse." until I realized I brought him in to interrogate a hostage, who escaped anyways.
Is there a way to fuck my GF in here?
Why would you want to do that?
[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;17075843]Why would you want to do that?[/QUOTE] I want to make my squad by having ak47 wielding babies. [highlight]WHOLE TEAM IS BABIES![/highlight]
Anyone know if the chain mail even does anything? Anyways my demon-spirit-guy of a leader got shot by a .44 and survived
I have a tactic that's worked for about 3 weeks without a problem. 1 thief and about 8 whores, whores are paying for a top notch apartment. Thief is all a on the questions. He just continually breaks into the power plant and shuts down the power. I'm getting in the paper alot, got alot of juice, and policies changing. Almost all the green issues being proposed are passing and liberals basically got a standstill in the election.
Man, stealing a car is impossible, I swear I swerved around 10 trucks, went through a fruit stand and got through a red light with cross traffic and those faggots were still RIGHT behind me.
Anyone know the quickest way to tortue someone into joining you? I always take too long.
I need a back-end program to work it on mac though. Dammit.
I have a squad called Henchmen who basically go to the outskirts and kidnap CEOs or to places downtown and get conservatives, shoot people up and take hostages. They beat the shit out of the hostages for about a week then my leader comes in and talks to them, works like a charm.
I find if you deprive them of sleep and food, give them LSD and let them be free in a cell, and then talk to them, it works well. No physical torture.
All you really have to do is get a few judges and CEO's and then you're set.
Don't forget seducing Prison Guards (and police officers, I think) and making them sleepers. You get a free map to the prison! :buddy:
how do i restart ):
Why are CEO's good as sleepers? Either way, i can easily get 4 judges and a lawyer to get out of EVERY crime, got declared innocent for about 150 murders with my founder using my sleeper lawyer, but people keep raiding my places, taking all my guns, and all my teammates testify against me even though they can't get jail time. I think im getting busted because i can't afford the high level apartments, all the illegal activities keep getting me caught.
[QUOTE=Parakon;17076676]Man, stealing a car is impossible, I swear I swerved around 10 trucks, went through a fruit stand and got through a red light with cross traffic and those faggots were still RIGHT behind me.[/QUOTE] 3 security and you'll fail once. Nobody will follow you.
Confusing hostages isn't an extremely effective but it it's worth it :v: Anyone know how to buy warehouses?
[QUOTE=Namelesscake;17088573]3 security and you'll fail once. Nobody will follow you.[/QUOTE] Funny you should say that, I recently got a guy with 3 security and he landed me two vipers, I lost 5 yokels in pickups with one turn, not that impressive but I enjoyed it. Anyone know what the best car(s) in the game are? It's confusing how a sports car is above average and a taxi cab is very hard. [editline]10:49PM[/editline] Anyone know how to get rid of an apartment? nothing is in it and nobody is there, tried talking to the landlord, nothing.
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