Thank fuck for the Elite Liberal Lawyer, my leader just got away with 3 murders, 8 assaults and tons of various robbery related crimes.
A newbie was jailed for a year for one case of vandalism.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;16979694]:smug:[/QUOTE]
Heh.
Wow, I just got arrested for selling brownies. GUILTY. MARTY KING YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 7 YEARS IN PRISON.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;16967509]Can you join on the side of the Conservatives?[/QUOTE]
We need Republican Freedom Force to counter this.
[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;16980368]Wow, I just got arrested for selling brownies. GUILTY. MARTY KING YOU ARE SENTENCED TO 7 YEARS IN PRISON.[/QUOTE]
The problem with long sentences are that if they're that long you come out of jail and death squads patrol the streets executing liberals.
Aww. I had a Sweatshop worker and a Hippie still, but the Sweatshop worker was killed in a car crash while fleeing from the popo. And the Hippie just got arrested for vandalism. 4 years in prison.
How do you even recruit people?
Why does selling T-Shirts cost more than it makes?
Nevermind, I read the manual.
OK, I got people to join but how do I add them to my squad?
This is awesome.
My slogan is Change to DIE FOR
Anybody know of a good way to get quick money that won't get me into trouble too badly?
Get a programmer or two and start getting Credit card numbers over the internet.
Anybody know how to sell t-shirts right? Mine always net negative money. I have like 5 sweatshop workers.
Alright. Time to reclaim the world through the power of [b]ROCK[/b]!
I fucking love this game so much <33
Where would one find programmers?
Internet caffe.
Oh god :D
I was raided while i was trying to convert a lawyer to join me, several has died or commited suicide, i had loads of stolen vehicles and guns to suit an army and to top it of, i had forgotten to get rid of the dead bodies of my previous hostages. with everyone else was sentenced to death, i defended myself and was found.. not guilty. :D
Nvm I found out.
Does anybody know why selling T-Shirts nets negative cash flow?
[QUOTE=ElTacoLad;16984063]Does anybody know why selling T-Shirts nets negative cash flow?[/QUOTE]
I think it's because you have to buy the shirts first.
Should have the ability to make your own TShirts. Also, how do you set up a business front?
I need to find some musicians. Anybody know where you can find them?
Bump for epic game. Also, anybody have some good strategies?
I just kidnapped some guy named "Satya Obama", haha.
I tried this before, never got into it, may try again. Is it possible to go around the place with a pistol in hand, a bit of ammo and take hostages?
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16991387]I tried this before, never got into it, may try again. Is it possible to go around the place with a pistol in hand, a bit of ammo and take hostages?[/QUOTE]
Only one hostage per person in the squad.
[QUOTE=Xed;16991522]Only one hostage per person in the squad.[/QUOTE]
I want to be a loner and take a hostage :)
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16991549]I want to be a loner and take a hostage :)[/QUOTE]
That's how I recruit all of my high-level sleepers.
(Get an unloaded pistol and a trench coat, walk around every tile of the cafe and hold S, wait for the target to show it's face, <k>idnap him, drag him off, brainwash him)
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