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Ok give me some minutes and I will make the save. [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] Do you want to be an Übermensch but those assholes of the CCS don't let you alone? Well you don't have to work for it anymore! Not with the Übermensch saves. The Übermensch saves are basically a new game with a founder with (most) of the stats past the maximium level, now in 4 different flavors: [b]Easy Mode:[/b] No CCS. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?n7bn519brn5s5p7[/url] [b]CCS Mode:[/b] If it isn't obvious already, this mode starts with a very active and strong CCS. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?hxlbl9no2eliq2s[/url] [b]Nightmare Mode:[/b] Want to live in a world with no liberals? This is your mode. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?yr8t3c88xe39wv8[/url] [b]Nightmare Mode+CCS:[/b] Nightmare Mode and CCS Mode combined, REAL MEN ONLY. [url]http://www.mediafire.com/?i3dfubs3zgz0m02[/url] [b]Advantages and Tips for an Übermensch[/b] -Got caught doing something naughty? NO PROBLEM, outrun your enemies with your super agility! -With your security skill stealing a car will be as easy as stealing candy from a baby(this isn't liberal) -With your combat habilities you will be one tough motherfucker to take down(still don't expect to be able to take on 5 SWAT officers by yourself, tough guy) -With your high charisma and persuasion skill, converting conservatives and fooling enemies will be like eating a piece of cake!(liberal cake) -Even the strongest Übermensch has to fail sometimes, if you are in a nasty situation like, let's say, your apartment is being raided by SWAT officers and your leader is the only on habiting it, GIVE UP, with your high charisma you will be able to defend yourself and in 90% of the cases you will get away not guilty. -Can't afford a downtown apartment? Well now you can get one without paying a rent!, just follow these steps: 1-Buy a gun(preferably a handgun). 2-Go to desired apartment. 3-Threaten landlord. 4-FREE APARTMENT! [b]Skills that I couldn't find[/b] These are skills which variables I couldn't find: Computers, Tailoring, Writing, Art, Business, Street Sense, First Aid, Dogde, Cooking, Religion, Stealth, Seduction, Driving, Music, Science, Teaching, Leadership and Flamethrower. As you can see I missed some skills, but really most of these skills are not needed or are developed fairly quickly. NOW GO OUT THERE AND KICK SOME CONSERVATIVE BUTT.

With the easy mode save at least, I think the persuasion is so high it is actually crashing my game every time I try and recruit someone. Update- just tested with CCS Mode and the same problem was there.

Dodge, Leadership, Stealth, and Driving are quite important though, sucks not to have those maxed as well. Also you have wisdom at 100, you usually want wisdom as low as possible, not high.

Ooh. I'm not doing so well. Two of my programmers were just sentenced to death...for 2 counts of credit card fraud a piece. The Courthouse is even called "The Halls of Ultimate Judgement" now.

[QUOTE=Canesfan;27124216]With the easy mode save at least, I think the persuasion is so high it is actually crashing my game every time I try and recruit someone. Update- just tested with CCS Mode and the same problem was there.[/QUOTE] I just noticed this, I am fixing this right now, also sorry about the wisdom. [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] Good News: Fixed the crashes, links updated. Bad News: Disguise hack removed because I couldn't get it to work without the game crashing.

[img]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/6139991/Misc/linuxcrimesquad.png[/img] [editline]1st January 2011[/editline] Finally, a use for that VPS.

It's been a while since I last played, how do I get off of pages? Like the sleeper page or Activate Liberals page.

Enter.

i used to remember playing this in 2007

[QUOTE=Trounark;27134274]Enter.[/QUOTE] Haha, thanks. That's probably the only key I hadn't thought to try.

[QUOTE=Trounark;27122344]Saves[/QUOTE] I dropped the save into the folder with the exe in it, and now it crashes whenever I try to load the save. Any ideas?

I'm getting the same issue.

Figured out why it didn't work, you need to use version 4.02 at this page: [url]http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=73693.0[/url]

I have no idea how to make money, this game is funny though. How do i pick things up in my safehouse that cannot be equipped? I want to pawn them. And my pistol disappeared but Assault rifle ammo took its place, the homeless shelter isn't a very secure place.

Sell brownies, it's the best way to make money.

Not really, selling brownies will get you chased by the po-po, and if the law is conservative enough it'll carry a death sentance. Hire programmers to hack credit cards. You'll earn enough money to cover them all in the event of a raid.

Raid the conservative HQ's and mansions and stuff (you need a vehicle to get there), open the safes and get like thousands. Also waste everyone there for tons of sellable loot. Safer and legal option, have all tailors making expensive suits, and sell them. If they have high enough skill, you should get mostly top quality stuff, and selling that makes a massive profit. 2 highly skilled tailors working that will give you more than enough money to support the war effort

[QUOTE=Jake Nukem;27144619]Not really, selling brownies will get you chased by the po-po, and if the law is conservative enough it'll carry a death sentance. Hire programmers to hack credit cards. You'll earn enough money to cover them all in the event of a raid.[/QUOTE] I've managed to get much more than 5000 dollars before being noticed by the cops most of the time.

So I recently discovered the best option. Embezzlement. Managed to get a CEO sleeper, set him on embezzlement to test it out. Result? Minimum $50k a month. Plus it gains the sleeper juice so they can recruit more sleepers.

Fixed the CCS Mode link.

Started playing again, bumping

[QUOTE=Trounark;27101588]I used cheat engine, I could upload a new game with the founder skills at max if you guys want to.[/QUOTE] I can't get the address for skills with CE, I can get money and other supplies, but I can't find skills. They're floats, right?

Started playing this absolute gem again. I HATE it when people are annoyingly uncooperative. :colbert:

Oh dear god I can't believe I forgot about this thread.

This game's awesome. Hard, but still awesome.

My Liberal leader charmed the whole police station and turned them against each other. Liberal president, with my master hacker in jail for 168 months. Rednecks MURDER the leader, making me lose the 13 sleepers, Hacker takes over, same thing, then some mercenaries murder him.

Fucking hell! I'm playing on the Intelligence HQ, so I'm up against an agent and a janitor. I press F and ALL my squad shoots the fucking janitor, giving the agent enough time to blast my leader's face in half. Shit.

I remember this game. All I have to do to get an urge to play it is read the Clogs section of RationalWiki or read a random quote from FSTDT. :v: The latest version though, it's almost impossible to find Liberal Gang Members to use as squad leaders.