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When it shows me my squad it only shows one person and I have to go through them one by one. It used to show me them all at once, how do I change it back? Pics: [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/bdmqf9.png[/IMG]
Fuck. I just got killed, my tongue blasted off. They came for a damn hostage. How do I run away? I tried evade but all that happened was me getting shot like 50 times [editline]02:12PM[/editline] What the fuck they try to arrest me while selling tye-die shirts? Idiotic bastards
[QUOTE=Nick99;17004511]Fuck. I just got killed, my tongue blasted off. They came for a damn hostage. How do I run away? I tried evade but all that happened was me getting shot like 50 times [editline]02:12PM[/editline] What the fuck they try to arrest me while selling tye-die shirts? Idiotic bastards[/QUOTE] Aha, once, I became like a mob boss that was missing a nose.
I can't seem to convert the hostages.
What the fuck. I ended up having 20k, my right eye and left arm shot off and I burned my last hostage alive then got raided and shot to death :aaaaa: [editline]02:20PM[/editline] I got prison raped :frown:
Damn security guards and their .22's. Also fuck News Anchors.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17004764]Damn security guards and their .22's. Also fuck News Anchors.[/QUOTE] I drowned a black guy and they said I did a hate crime D:
[QUOTE=Whats This?v4;17004487]When it shows me my squad it only shows one person and I have to go through them one by one. It used to show me them all at once, how do I change it back? Pics: [IMG]http://i26.tinypic.com/bdmqf9.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Press 0 :P
I killed a CEO... You know you're jealous [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/JEALOUSLOL.PNG[/img]
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;17004924]I killed a CEO... You know you're jealous [img]http://filesmelt.com/downloader/JEALOUSLOL.PNG[/img][/QUOTE] Yeah, I did that too. At least I died looking good :(
Okay is there any good way to convert them? Usually they die because they are frail and weak when I beat them and nothing else seems to work.
What is a good way to make money? My character right now has some knowledge of computers and is doing credit card fraud but I'm not making very much.
[QUOTE=PartyPancake;17004937]Yeah, I did that too. At least I died looking good :([/QUOTE] Been a month now, no raid :P [editline]02:31PM[/editline] [QUOTE=imricki;17004961]What is a good way to make money? My character right now has some knowledge of computers and is doing credit card fraud but I'm not making very much.[/QUOTE] I made a million playing da giter :P
Wow, I played a quick game where I fell in love with a prostitute I met in a crackhouse. We stole a nice blue 2000 Pickup Truck and drove down to the Intelligence HQ and were gonna shoot up the place and run. I missed the agent at the door and he blew my hooker lover to kingdom come with his shotgun and I got outta there with an injured leg. I was so upset, so depressed, [i]so rage filled.[/i] I grabbed my AK-47 for one final act of vengeance on the people that have [b]REPRESSED[/b] me for so long! I drove in the same pickup my lover stole for me for what seemed like such a long time ago to an internet cafe, slipped a fresh clip in, and stepped into the building. [i]5 murdered, 6 more injured.[/i] The cops were coming, I didn't have much time, I shot an engineer on the way out as I ran to my pickup truck. I hopped in as the police began chasing me. They fired 3 rounds into my left arm which I simply shrugged off (this rage train ain't stoppin'). A stray 9mm bullet hit me in the [b]FACE[/b] and [b]BLASTED MY FUCKING NOSE OFF.[/b] Bullets were pinging off of my truck in what seemed like all directions, keeping this up was suicide, trying to bail and run was even stupider. I pulled over and let the police arrest me. I was sentenced to death by lethal injection.
Sshit the cops are on to my kidnapping. Do I just keep holding them hostage and attempting to convert and eventually they will?
[QUOTE=Nick99;17004994]Sshit the cops are on to my kidnapping. Do I just keep holding them hostage and attempting to convert and eventually they will?[/QUOTE] Kill him and dispose of the body...
[QUOTE=Nick99;17004994]Sshit the cops are on to my kidnapping. Do I just keep holding them hostage and attempting to convert and eventually they will?[/QUOTE] Kill 'em and run.
[QUOTE=BulletofHell;17004986]Wow, I played a quick game where I fell in love with a prostitute I met in a crackhouse. We stole a nice blue 2000 Pickup Truck and drove down to the Intelligence HQ and were gonna shoot up the place and run. I missed the agent at the door and he blew my hooker lover to kingdom come with his shotgun and I got outta there with an injured leg. I was so upset, so depressed, [i]so rage filled.[/i] I grabbed my AK-47 for one final act of vengeance on the people that have [b]REPRESSED[/b] me for so long! I drove in the same pickup my lover stole for me for what seemed like such a long time ago to an internet cafe, slipped a fresh clip in, and stepped into the building. [i]5 murdered, 6 more injured.[/i] The cops were coming, I didn't have much time, I shot an engineer on the way out as I ran to my pickup truck. I hopped in as the police began chasing me. They fired 3 rounds into my left arm which I simply shrugged off (this rage train ain't stoppin'). A stray 9mm bullet hit me in the [b]FACE[/b] and [b]BLASTED MY FUCKING NOSE OFF.[/b] Bullets were pinging off of my truck in what seemed like all directions, keeping this up was suicide, trying to bail and run was even stupider. I pulled over and let the police arrest me. I was sentenced to death by lethal injection.[/QUOTE] At least you didn't get executed by blood drain :(
Oh. Well then I'll take another but they just dont convert damnit
[QUOTE=Nick99;17005033]Oh. Well then I'll take another but they just dont convert damnit[/QUOTE] They never seem to convert for me either. But they do give me usefull information sometimes.
Alright since he wouldnt convert I beat him to death.
Jerry Falwell explains the truth about Tinky Winky. Again.
Drugs, beat them and feed them that LSD.
Just get their wisdom below their heart. I usually have some guy beat the shit out of them for a few days, and have my leader come on, and talk to them. Becoming their crutch to sanity. After that they're basically yours for the taking.
I think i might play guitar for a few years then buy lots of gun and take hostages and make them members then go apeshit on places.
What are the benefits of buying an electricity generator vs. setting up a business front vs. buying a printing press?
I FUCKING HATE THE NEWSPAPERS THEY SUCK AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :cawg::cawg::cawg::cawg::cawg: FGBYB Seriously they are fucking annoying when holding w to get money and having to press spacebar every 5 seconds because of the fucking newspaper.
I got their wisdom below their heat. Now what? [editline]02:43PM[/editline] Fuck nevermind it went down
Convert, convert, convert. [editline]02:47PM[/editline] So does anyone know why I would want to purchase a generator? [editline]02:47PM[/editline] Or a business front?
Now living in the Villanueva apartments, I wear a trench coat and have a 9mm pistol, what should I do now? I don't want to be TOO bad, nothing that involves killing the innocent.
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