• Liberal Crime Squad - We need a slogan!
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[QUOTE=imricki;17006458]I just convinced someone to join the LCS, should I have them as a sleeper or as a regular member? The person is a hippie.[/QUOTE] If it's a hippie, just make him a regular member. There isn't much he can do as a sleeper.
[QUOTE=AteBitLord;17006469]I wear a trench coat and my 2 friends wear guy fawkes masks...[/QUOTE] We get the idea, you said that about a million times.
Hmm these hippies aren't very good at embezzling funds.
fff - My best member was shot to death attempting to steal a car. Damn. Looks like I'm doing crime solo again. [editline]03:53PM[/editline] Can you in-sleep a sleeper?
I got stabbed in the leg by a redneck with a pitchfork, my tongue got cut off and i crawled down the back alley of the tv station and died.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17006552]fff - My best member was shot to death attempting to steal a car. Damn. Looks like I'm doing crime solo again. [editline]03:53PM[/editline] Can you in-sleep a sleeper?[/QUOTE] Un sleep a sleeper? Yes. Hit B and tell them to join the main LCS.
[QUOTE=Stickmna;17006517]We get the idea, you said that about a million times.[/QUOTE] I said it once, get the fuck over it.
FUCK FUCK FUCK. A fucking painter carrying a .45 shot me to death. It didnt even let me run away.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17006727]FUCK FUCK FUCK. A fucking painter carrying a .45 shot me to death. It didnt even let me run away.[/QUOTE] Fucking owned. :v:
It was bullshit lol. I pressed F to fight but he just shot and killed me. Fucking weirdo painters. It probably didnt help that I kidnapped around 15 people from that same apartment complex but oh well.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17006778]It was bullshit lol. I pressed F to fight but he just shot and killed me. Fucking weirdo painters. It probably didnt help that I kidnapped around 15 people from that same apartment complex but oh well.[/QUOTE] You could say he [i] painted [/i] the wall with your blood...
[QUOTE=Stickmna;17006814]You could say he [i] painted [/i] the wall with your blood...[/QUOTE] Oh dear me! :v:
[QUOTE=Stickmna;17006814]You could say he [i] painted [/i] the wall with your blood...[/QUOTE] [I]YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhh![/I]
[QUOTE=Stickmna;17006814]You could say he [i] painted [/i] the wall with your blood...[/QUOTE] ffffffff and my guy cant steal a damn car. I got caught and sent for 5 years. FFFFFFF [editline]04:14PM[/editline] Wow. Some DethSquad soldier thing tackled me and shot me in the head.
Right now I have an army of hippies all selling brownies.
This game is epic, although i don't really have the patience to play through for a long time so i end up going to a lab and shooting up the place and getting punched to death by a manager. Went to try and hit the Police Station, had 3 guys, all with Shotguns, took out about 6 or 7 cops, and we were in the back. Anyway, one frigging security guard comes in, shoots one of my boys eyes out, shoots the other in the gut and drops me in the head. I managed to escape, tried to run from the cops, turned to fight and my leg and arm got blown off by SWAT. Dam this game! :P
Why can't I go to fight evil anymore ?
[QUOTE=Nick99;17006909]ffffffff and my guy cant steal a damn car. I got caught and sent for 5 years. FFFFFFF [editline]04:14PM[/editline] Wow. Some DethSquad soldier thing tackled me and shot me in the head.[/QUOTE] I got put in for 26 years. [editline]04:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Mechanical43;17006938]Why can't I go to fight evil anymore ?[/QUOTE] press r then z, then just press enter twice.
You should only kidnap people who are rare and highly skilled, brainwashed conservatives can't recruit new members. Most recruiting should be done by [T]alking to people, Striking up conversation about politics [A] and hoping they agree to visit later. When they do, if they were white give them props [A] first, then talk to them about issues [B], if they were green then just talk. If they are 'determined to do something' you can ask for a small cash donation [C] and once they reach 'ready to fight for the liberal cause' you can recruit them [D]. You should make regular members of most common people [2] and sleepers out of high profile society (Judges, lawyers etc.) [1]. Red people should be recruited by seduction, this is best used for useful future sleepers or highly skilled conservatives (Police, security, judges). Usually conservatives will break up with you quickly and if you think this is likely, kidnap them and do as you've all been doing so much. Kidnapping outside of dates is far more likely to lower public opinion of liberals. No squad? Press R then Z then select people to be in your squad, you can switch between squads with tab. This is a likely reason why you can't do things. Getting arrested for over a couple of years makes it likely that you will emerge into an arch-liberal society, a world based on dystopian fiction like Nineteen Eighty Four and Farenheit 451. Civil disobidience will result in either humiliating death sentences or on the spot execution by Dethsquads.
Ahahaha oh god. I just went to the police station and seduced every female cop I could find. [editline]04:21PM[/editline] :q:
fff- I decided to buy an ak and clips and go to the police station. I shoot at a cop, miss. He shoots me kills me instantly WTF
I am to be executed for ONLY kidnapping someone :crying:
[QUOTE=cheesedelux;17007025]You should only kidnap people who are rare and highly skilled, brainwashed conservatives can't recruit new members. Most recruiting should be done by [T]alking to people, Striking up conversation about politics [A] and hoping they agree to visit later. When they do, if they were white give them props [A] first, then talk to them about issues [B], if they were green then just talk. If they are 'determined to do something' you can ask for a small cash donation [C] and once they reach 'ready to fight for the liberal cause' you can recruit them [D]. You should make regular members of most common people [2] and sleepers out of high profile society (Judges, lawyers etc.) [1]. Red people should be recruited by seduction, this is best used for useful future sleepers or highly skilled conservatives (Police, security, judges). Usually conservatives will break up with you quickly and if you think this is likely, kidnap them and do as you've all been doing so much. Kidnapping outside of dates is far more likely to lower public opinion of liberals. No squad? Press R then Z then select people to be in your squad, you can switch between squads with tab. This is a likely reason why you can't do things. Getting arrested for over a couple of years makes it likely that you will emerge into an arch-liberal society, a world based on dystopian fiction like Nineteen Eighty Four and Farenheit 451. Civil disobidience will result in either humiliating death sentences or on the spot execution by Dethsquads.[/QUOTE] Ummm, I walk into the Internet cafe and just kidnap whoever I find. It works well.
Hah I glitched the game. I started a new char with an ak and full clips.(9) [editline]04:28PM[/editline] Wwow. How the fuck do you change your target? Instead of shooting at the cop about to kill me it decides to go for a damn news anchor
[QUOTE=Nick99;17007166]Hah I glitched the game. I started a new char with an ak and full clips.(9) [editline]04:28PM[/editline] Wwow. How the fuck do you change your target? Instead of shooting at the cop about to kill me it decides to go for a damn news anchor[/QUOTE] Not a glich, you chose the option saying you got an AK-47 for your birthday.
Ah, nevermind then. lol. Anyways, awesome car chase. I walk into a building, talk with a liberal. Out of nowhere a fucking conservative screams and starts fighting, I get ganged on. I take an office worker hostage and run to my pickup. Then some mercenaries(wtf?) chase me. Theres some shooting, car gets shot a bit. I am then suddenly shot in the head. I hit a parked car, flip over. I died, the hostage escaped.
[QUOTE=Whats This?v4;17007160]Ummm, I walk into the Internet cafe and just kidnap whoever I find. It works well.[/QUOTE] That's a bit pointless, you're risking a lot kidnapping everyone, if they escape the cops will raid you and if they die you lose heart. And as I said, the brainwashed recruits can't become recruiters themselves.
[QUOTE=Whats This?v4;17007344]Not a glich, you chose the option saying you got an AK-47 for your birthday.[/QUOTE] I wish there were more childhood options. I always get a law school girlfriend and the end. Even when I use the "let fate decide" thing.
Fighting is no fun in this game. It doesn't let you do anything. I ALWAYS die in combat, no matter what gun. I get to attack, then they attack like 10 times in a row until I die.
[QUOTE=Nick99;17007690]Fighting is no fun in this game. It doesn't let you do anything. I ALWAYS die in combat, no matter what gun. I get to attack, then they attack like 10 times in a row until I die.[/QUOTE] If they attack 10 times, there are 10 of them. If you have 10 guys, you'll attack 10 times too.
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