If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?
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I would be on the G-Man side, possibly because his name means God-Man
I'd be a combine Sacktick
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Combine bitches. Good weapons, treated well, apparently sex, and a kickass suit thing.
:c00l:
Imma be a cremator
I would join the gnomes
THEY SEE ALL
I would pick no side. I would infiltrate the ant lions and mate with their women. After years of living amongst them, our differences would be forgotten.
Then we'd, with our super human ant lion race, take over the universe.
I would be that gnome.
[QUOTE=~ZOMG;20309713]I would pick no side. I would infiltrate the ant lions and mate with their women. After years of living amongst them, our differences would be forgotten.
Then we'd, with our super human ant lion race, take over the universe.[/QUOTE]
Antlion mating... :D
Mr. Friendly
Because raping every living thing I see is fun.
Whichever side chewed more bubblegum and kicked more ass.
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I want to be a combine soldier cause I want to get my sexual organs removed because I have a small penis and it's just not useful to me.
Pull a Barney and be an 'inside-man' for the Rebels inside the Combine forces. Fuck the promotions, and put on the damn best pokerface you've got.
If I was more douchey or if Gordon didn't exist, i'd probably gun for Elite or some sorta male Assassin though. :v:
i would join the antlion and bang the antlion queen and rule the world with an army of antlionpeople
be gordon. then listen to kleiner, so ill get bussy with alyx :P
I'd join the Xen forces!
Hala hala hala!
I'll be on a remote island with my family.
[QUOTE=Ezhik;20341386]I'll be on a remote island with my family.[/QUOTE]
no you'd be dead if you tried
Antlions FTW!
G-Man because no matter which side I joined I'd end up dying in the struggle the resistance brought.
Shit, I would completely join the HeadCrabs.
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I wanna be a Magnussun device :saddowns:
I would be alyx........hehehe
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16575727]Me? Fuckin' rebels.
Fuck combines, I have an AR3.
I would totally be like, super awesome and i would want to work the sand traps with the vorts and poor lazlo.
What would you do in case of a HL2 situation.[/QUOTE]
eli vance, idk if i get neck nap'd i have a peg leg!
[QUOTE=dax468;20424820]eli vance, idk if i get neck nap'd i have a peg leg![/QUOTE]
I change mai mind.
RAWR ADVISOR. NECK RAPE BYSTANDERS. :buddy:
Which ever side Gman's on (whatever that is)
Zombies! who cares if gordon freeman comes at me with a crowbar, i would still die with the happy memories of eating brains!
