If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?

[DeveloperConsol]

I'd be Cumbean CP so I could beat the shit out of Citizens :3

[redback3]

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[I]"Squad! [B]We've got hostiles!"[/B][/I]

or I'll be a vort.

[Cheltastic]

I would join the Combine. It is fun to have no dick and to be mechanically enhanced.

[Kolovsky]

I would be Combine but Gordon Freeman would just OWN ME

[Amy Lee]

I would be the holographic assistant in Half - Life 1 training room :smile:

[E-102 Gamma]

[QUOTE=CivilProtection;16579463]dont mess with us[/QUOTE]

Don't you mean, "Pick up that can"?

[BlueSaint]

I want to be the soda machine.
I get banged by alex.

[PSI Guy]

Combine, for sure.

[Confused111]

I'd be the corpse on the bed in Ravenholm

[editline]04:33PM[/editline]

Or the rebel mechanic that fixes the car.

[Thefrog]

Antlions

[onforty]

Ill be a seagull!

[gsp1995]

I'd be the hl2.exe crashes.

[Subach]

Probably Combine, the world in its current state is probably best enjoyed in thoughtless, war-crazed oblivion, especially if I get to fly a helicopter and blow crap up...though I'll have to watch for ballsy scientists with zero-point energy manipulators.

[aero1444]

Vorts - 3rd arm for wanking while the other 2 can still do whatever :D

[MR-X]

I would be the beeping noise that you hear when someone picks up a medkit.

[Machete]

Rebels all the way.

[ducky5]

I would go with Chells side. Did every one forget their in the same "Universe"

[MadmanMad]

I'd be gman.

Walking around in a suit looking smug all day.

[Bourbonrogers]

I would either be Walter Benett or Ivan the space biker :v:

[1nfiniteseed]

I'd be one of those gmen guys as madmanmad said. Just walk around, watching you two tearing each other apart, fucking with space and time. And not ever dying.

[Geel]

I'd be the green antlion guard. CAN'T KILL ME BITCH! I GOT YO' GREEN STUFF

[Sgtdawn]

Id EASILY be Thor the overlord of Xen =D

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The green guy with the staff

[Fatality675]

[QUOTE=gsp1995;20576029]I'd be the hl2.exe crashes.[/QUOTE]

I'd have to kill you then.

[Amy Lee]

I would rather join Gordon Freeman.

[Sgtdawn]

Come on! you gotta admit Thor is cool

[chezhead]

Yeah, gman. He just sits there, laughing (figuratively) at humanity and combines and just walk through space to another detention.

[bob311]

Id be the Combine. So i could feel important, and look cool.

[FPChris]

I'd join the GMAN SQUAD.

[ssjgmod]

i FING JOIN THE REBELS CUZ I HAVE A AR3 MAN COMBINES DONT AND YOU HAVE TO BE TORTURED AND HAVE A MESSUP BODY FOR BEING A COMBINE

[ElectricSquid]

[QUOTE=ssjgmod;20651669]i FING JOIN THE REBELS CUZ I HAVE A AR3 MAN COMBINES DONT AND YOU HAVE TO BE TORTURED AND HAVE A MESSUP BODY FOR BEING A COMBINE[/QUOTE]

I'd be the Jalopy. Hell yeah! Or a Strider or Hunter.