If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?

[{FP}ST]

Supposedly average citizen

Lure lone metrocops into alleyways...

They round the corner and *SHK*

Knife in your throat, asshole. That's what you get for helping the Combine.

Then I go back to my apartment and act all depressed and normal 'n crap.

[MonkheyBoi]

[QUOTE={FP}ST;16586184]Supposedly average citizen

Lure lone metrocops into alleyways...

They round the corner and *SHK*

Knife in you throat, asshole. That's what you get for helping the Combine.

Then I go back to my apartment and act all depressed and normal 'n crap.[/QUOTE]

Get laid.

I would be Breen :q:

[MrProudfoot]

A combine

[img]http://www.clima.net.cn/Files/dengcong/Cage/url.jpg[/img]

:frogc00l:

[VeryCoolStoryv4]

I wanna be Alyx so I can strip for myself hurr

[dewd11]

Id be on the Xen team. Like the giant fetus thing from HL1 but im not a fucking fetus. I would be the boss for ep3

[Mako]

Id like to be the beta monster from hl1 that tries to rape people
hot :pervert:

[ProboardslolV2]

changed my mind. I'd be that blind thing that gets killed by the rocket engine in blast pit

Either that or ADRIAN GODDAMNED SHEPPHARD!!!

[Allerbmu]

I'd be a rebel double agent working in Civil Protection to slowly bring weapons and resources to the resistance and keep them alert of combine antics

[wuzzimu]

Lambda complex scientist. I wouldn't be on the Xen survey team, but it would be fun working with the teleporters.

[Cidem]

Crow.

[Arsonist]

Male_07 is where its at

[Guest]

Join Civil Protection, but a week after the uprising starts, just be like "Fuck both of you, I'm going to City 23."

[GarrysDad]

[QUOTE=xpod1;16575889]Who got wiped out by more primitive technology?
Who got destroyed by the mere PRESENCE of a man with a crowbar and SMG?[/QUOTE]

SOLID GORDEN ! and who is a clone Naked Gorden

[Cidem]

[QUOTE=Arsonist;16602213]Male_07 is where its at[/QUOTE]

Male_09 :smug:

[Ordnas]

male_03

[Shawnald]

[IMG]http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm110/shawnmcawesome/gm_construct0012.jpg[/IMG]

PopCan01a is the way to go.

[AustinM]

Kleiner because he is a mingebag.

[JimisHalpertis]

Generic box #3 or
an explosive barrel, people like to hang around those.

[Parachinim]

[QUOTE=a corrupt moose;16579670]i would be father grighory! ^^ KILL ZOMBIES ALL DAY! >:D[/QUOTE]

And throw shotguns at people all night.

[DrBones]

I would totally be a Gonarch. I mean, your only purpose in life is to eat and spit out babies from your gigantic ballsack.

[Snapzies]

I'd be with the Xen, mon.

[Alyx Zark]

I'd be Magnusson. My attacks you ask? The ability to nag someone to suicide. My story ended in Episode 3 thou.....SHIT PLOT SPOILER!

[21657319]

I'll be on the human side, not really a rebel because I don't wanna die.

[Morbo!!!]

Rebel undercover as Civil Protection because then I could join the Rebellion once it starts but until then, I'm in the Combine's good books.

[Olanov]

Civil Fucking Protection!

[Katsu63]

I'd be Eli vance...Oh wait he died >:D Kidding

I'd be a citizen and would get any info from the combine to the rebels :>

[Merv]

Civil Protection
Come on, who doesn't want to be this?
[img]http://www.vistawallpaper.org/vista-wallpapers/half-life-2-combine.jpg[/img]

(And you get to keep your manly man as a CP.)

[mattmanlex]

[QUOTE=ZombieWaffle;16631301]Civil Protection
[b](And you get to keep your manly man as a CP.)[/b][/QUOTE]

hmm, i think i would be a [b]Civil Protection officer[/b] and if there were a rebellion i would join it.

[Sgt. Napalm]

Vortigaunt.
Ever play the HL1 mod Point of View?
You get to play as a vortigaunt and you kick ass.

If that's not an option, I would be a Civil Protection officer for the rebellion, like Barney.

[Marler]

When I saw the picture of the combine, I thought Doctor Who was going to appear!!

But yeah, rebel alliance all the way, as they're fighting for the right cause!