If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?

[IDOTS]

I'd join Civil Protection the day right after the 7hr war!

I mean:
*You maintain your humanity
*Get one of the most badass uniforms ever seen
*Get double food rations
*Don't have to live in fear of the Combine
*Know anyone you don't like? Offer them a one way ticket to nova prospekt (right after you've kicked 7 shades of shit out of them)
*Get your 'sick kicks' for nothing
*Get a chance to play out everyone's favorite "pick up that can" scene!!!
*Have a sexy arse voice changer
*And not fear the shadow of the valley of death, for you are the coldest most badass motherfucker in the valley!

[gdfsgdfg]

a vending machine pop cans all day

[ViniloTraiteto]

I'll be a ammo box.

If I can't then citizens, i mean, i don't want to die but I don't want to be bad D:

[daveman]

i will be the maker so i can give the gnome super power and give the combine stone age technology and redels god-like technology and the freeman mind powers so he can take over minds and the maker is the best side of all bucause you make it all happen or not >:D

[Hybrid 4F]

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[mikeyt493]

A mute scientist.

It's amazing what those people can do.

Or a civil Protection.

There are practically no rules for those badass guys.

[Komato General]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16589464]
Either that or ADRIAN GODDAMNED SHEPPHARD!!![/QUOTE]

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[FlakMonkey66]

i'd be this guy

[URL=http://www.cubeupload.com][IMG]http://www.cubeupload.com/files/c1e2002106704298c4b21ca95.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[XD!]

[QUOTE=FlakMonkey66;16656851]i'd be this guy

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I seriously thought a Gman scene was going to start then. Unfortunately, I had to wait a little.

[Ltp0wer]

I would probably be a gunship.
Lasers + Flying = Awesome
[img]http://www.hlportal.de/images/content/hl2/enemies/gunship.jpg[/img]

[The Pink Scotti]

I would be part of the conscripts ([url]http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Conscripts[/url]) but it's a beta, so i'll be Gordon Frohman!

[DrBones]

[QUOTE=gdfsgdfg;16655873]a vending machine pop cans all day[/QUOTE]

For them to be picked up by Free Men under orders of a Civil Protection unit?

[TacError]

Hecu

[Sgt. Napalm]

Part of the keepers.
:ninja:

[PGunnii]

Aperture Science.

[borisvdb]

Antlion Workers. Badass motherfuckers that barf acid-semen and live in the maze-like tunnels underneath the countryside.

Either that or the Overwatch because I could sit in a tower sniping antlions on the coast.

[HiddenMyst]

I'd be one of the guys that gives job offers to Gordon.

[Roktarok]

Hmm portal univers == Half-life universe right?

Well i would be chell in that case, portal gun ftw and falling from very high and NOT dying Ownz

[Nicklan]

[QUOTE=lol12;16612691]And throw shotguns at people all night.[/QUOTE]

Not just people.......Were talking about Gordon here dude.That awesome beard,those awesome glasses and the HEV suit.

[HellNaw]

Citizen, waiting for the right moment to help rebels.

[JJ Webby]

Probably Rebel. But on the other hand...

The Combine Harvester :v: [URL=http://img11.imageshack.us/i/medium30189103367abddb2.jpg/][IMG]http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6168/medium30189103367abddb2.th.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

[fightnight22]

[QUOTE=Roktarok;16669431]Hmm portal univers == Half-life universe right?

Well i would be chell in that case, portal gun ftw and falling from very high and NOT dying Ownz[/QUOTE]

"Take THAT Black Mesa!" - Some Portal:Prelouge quote

[zerglingv2]

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;16575727]Me? Fuckin' rebels.

Fuck combines, I have an AR3.

I would totally be like, super awesome and i would want to work the sand traps with the vorts and poor lazlo.

What would you do in case of a HL2 situation.[/QUOTE]

O yea well I'd wrestle hunters to the ground with my bear hands and kill 10 to 20 a day.

[Gmod_Fan77]

Combine Advantages:

1. Massive empire with nearly-unlimited supplies.

2. Highly intelligent human, alien, and bio-engineered supersoldiers.

3. Highly-advanced war machines.

4. Leaders (the Advisors) that are some of the most intelligent beings in existence, which means no fail military decisions.

Combine Disadvantages:

1. Gordon Freeman.

I'd rather join the Rebels than get killed by an overpowered video game character. Not to mention the Rebels are fighting for a better cause.

[zerglingv2]

[QUOTE=Gmod_Fan77;16680404]Combine Advantages:

1. Massive empire with nearly-unlimited supplies.

2. Highly intelligent human, alien, and bio-engineered supersoldiers.

3. Highly-advanced war machines.

4. Leaders (the Advisors) that are some of the most intelligent beings in existence, which means no fail military decisions.

Combine Disadvantages:

1. Gordon Freeman.

I'd rather join the Rebels than get killed by an overpowered video game character. Not to mention the Rebels are fighting for a better cause.[/QUOTE]

Also remember the combine can't have secks :razz:

[tarkio]

Honestly, I would probably be one of the dumb scientists from HL1 who thinks the Marines are coming to save them.

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If I could be anyone I would be the scientist who says "They're waiting for you Gordon, in the tessssst chamberrrrr."

[SneakySneak]

Gordans HEV Suit :razz:

[Dr. Doctor]

I would be one of the rocks. Just sittin, relaxin, chillin all cool, till I get blown up by those combine dicks to make tunnels.

:(

[tarkio]

If I could be an inanimate object I would be the Black Mesa cliffs from HL1.

[ProboardslolV2]

[QUOTE=zerglingv2;16682572]Also remember the combine can't have secks :razz:[/QUOTE]

apparently neither can rebels