• If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?
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If you cant beat them, join them; Civil protection.
I'd have my body transported in to the one of an Advisor after serving as a spy for the combine. I'd be fat and sluggish and sit infront of a computer screen all day but somehow once I get out of my pod I have the ability to fly and manipulate gravity and physics and have sex with people's necks and have a cool cyborg eye. Not that that's anything like what I'm doing now.
The "pick up that can" metrocop. Also i would show up on battles and save my team-mates from RAPPELING IN FRONT OF AN AIRBOAT or using explosive barrels for shields.
Civil Protection. Being lenient however. [editline]11:03PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Vantes14;19895671]Combine sniper. I can only be killed by a nade.[/QUOTE] RPG and explosives will also kill you.
Houndeye. I mean, they get to hang out with Gman and laugh at the stupid fucking Earthians get opressed during the events of HL2.
Rebels, even if they have the stupidest ai.
Dr. Hax
The Gnome. I'd go up to the combine universe and finish it once and for all.
I'd be DOG [img]http://corbin.smerker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dog-halflife2.jpg[/img]
Barney. Im an undercover mother fucker.
I'd be a [I]Concerned Citizen[/I]
I'd be a crow. Just fly around, eating shit, feeding on Zombies... yeah.
The side that wins, obviously.
That cat (What cat?)
ill tear shit up with a crowbar.
I would be this [IMG]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/half-life/en/images/4/4e/Scout_Car.jpg[/IMG]
I'd join Civil protection, just to get the food and housing.
I'd be the old HEV plate. I'd be :smug: hiding in my fenced-out place and then ill be :saddowns: when someone finds me
I'd join up with the rebels... Viva La Revolution, bitches.
I would be a rebel, but i sure as hell would'nt use gun's... I would wrestle hunters to the ground, i'd kill 10 - 20 a day! For you see, the place would belousy with AR3's
Combine Biotch
i'd be a rocket launcher! swoosh! boom! carrot missles! hooray!
I'd take arms next to grigori! May the light of lights guide you.
Hecu
[QUOTE=Lijitsu;19895388]I'd be the cat.[/QUOTE] What cat? I'd be with Xen, if I had the choice.
While I'd dearly love to get my greasy mitts on combine technology, they're a bunch of wankers, so resistance it is.
I'd be a strider. Only I'd be a smart strider and actually fucking use the buster cannon effectively. Gordon thinks he's found cover? BAM! He's gone. I also wouldn't let up on the main cannon like most striders do.
I'd be a radio operator.
The Universal Union, for higher chance of survival, better conditions, better food, not a metrocop, definitely a transhuman so I don't give a shit about everything. As they say, ignorance is bliss. Yes, I'm a bastard. But don't say you wouldn't too.
Rebels cuz I already know Gordon Freemen is gonna save the day
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