If you were in the half-life universe, which side would you take?

[Camp er Joe]

Civil Protection.

[ChemicalAlia]

Combine, for all the free upgrades.

[duckhead666]

were gonna be doin one thing an one thing onleh. killin nahtzees.... erm... combines. I'd grab the 2015 (guess) versions of Hugo Stiglits Donny Donnawitz etc. and scalp some civil protection.

[Mexican]

Barnacles. Sitting around waiting to be fed. Not much different from my current life.

[texanderson]

rebels
you know the good guys win no matter what.

[Pseudonym]

Race X. They only spend a couple of hours on Earth before they retreat or get blown up.

Plus the chances of meeting Freeman are 0%

[thisisnotanacco]

The HECU.

Seriously, my friend tells me that the military IN REAL LIFE made a REAL Navy branch called the HECU. How fucking awesome can you get? Hell, the real life HECU that my friend tells me about has the [b]exact same abbreviation.[/b] What more could you want?

So not only will I operate in the Navy (SEALs and Marines, anyone?), I'll also be a badass wearing arctic camo in a very extensive lab in the middle of the [b]desert.[/b]

Then hopefully my service term will be up before the 7 hour war and I'll enlist for the Civil Protection and then open fire on my "teammates."

And then anyone listening to the radio will report the news that I, one who is secretly a rebel, have turned on Civil Protection, CCA will pass it on to Overwatch Dispatch, and then the entire Overwatch army on the planet will be after me.

It's the perfect plan.

[0430AM]

I'd join Aperture Science.

[Twilight_107]

Dead Side. :frown:

[mynames2long]

I'd be a barnacle. Just sittin' there, chillin', eatin' some birds.

[ben bellis]

The Crowbar, Damn maybe I'd be popular!

[The mouse]

I'd be a vort

[Confused111]

I'd be with the dead people because I'd probably have tried to be cool, but failed quite badly.

[yaroslav_p]

I'd be Breen he seems to get shit done and probably gets bitches delivered to him.

[thisisnotanacco]

[QUOTE=yaroslav_p;20203404]I'd be Breen he seems to get shit done and probably gets bitches delivered to him.[/QUOTE]

"Congratulations, Doctor Wallace Breen, you have just won 1,000,000 more girlfriends."

[Failure]

Combine.
Uniforms, stunsticks, guns, gas masks, that voice, - Who's more badass?

Minus the fucked up face and no internal organs. But who give's a fuck about internal organs when you can't see them.

It's always less mess on the ground when you get hit with high explosive grenade.

[Geat]

I'll be a satellite, Laughing at all the combine getting killed....and keeping eye on gordon...Launching nukes... [I]"[B]WE [/B][/I]DID MORE THAN ANY OF YOU DID...SEE WHAT [B][I]WE[/I][/B] HAVE TO DO..[I]ALL THE [B]WAY[/B][/I] [I]UP HERE!"[/I]....You [B]rely[/B] on us, admit it. ;p

Or that can, you put in the bin...If you put it in the bin.

!tenykS

[PsychoMantis]

I'd be an antlion.

Get the fuck off my sand!

[Cheese123]

I would be a combine hunter chopper driver. Pwning everyone with ma pulse cannon and bombs.

[GawdOfROFLS]

CP

[sphynx]

A hazmat suit so i could enjoy sweaty flesh inside me. Resistance, of course.

[EFG]

the combine that made gordon pick on the can

[Spazi]

Civil Protection, because I found out that
[quote=http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Civil_Protection]certain transmissions heard over the Civil Protection radios suggest that officers are rewarded with, in the words of the Overwatch Voice, "non-mechanical reproduction simulation" for good job performance. It is unknown what it really implies, although it can be surmised that it is somehow sexual.[/quote]
Certainly useful with the suppression field being there :q:

Then when Freeman comes I would secretly join the rebels.

[Cheese123]

[QUOTE=Talishmar;20248376]Civil Protection, because I found out that

Certainly useful with the suppression field being there :q:

Then when Freeman comes I would secretly join the rebels.[/QUOTE]

*Runs over to Civil Protection recruiting*

[dagoth_ur]

I'd be A synth, don't know which though, i like hunters, gunships and striders...

[veDemaG]

[quote=butthurter;16576991]i would be a combine advisor.[/quote]

Eli Murderer!

[Rick Ross]

The rebels. I already know they're going to win.

[jakejakke]

I dunno, but I would really mate.
If I really had to make a choice I would be... me.

[Cheese123]

[QUOTE=jakejakke;20256342]I dunno, but I would really mate.
If I really had to make a choice I would be... me.[/QUOTE]

The best choice of all.

[AWarGuy]

Combine:
Power hungry SOB's
Nice Weapons
Lots of them (NEVER GET LONELY)
Treat people like shit
xD