[EVE Online] Fear the Cyno Drake

[Naofa]

Playing on my trial, lost 3 ships thought fuckit now im taking my last ship to 0.0 space just to explore :v:

[Computermaster]

[QUOTE=kenji;30121945]Playing on my trial, lost 3 ships thought fuckit now [B]im taking my last ship to 0.0 space just to explore[/B] :v:[/QUOTE]

Well there's your problem.

[PajamaSam]

Waffles v. 50 man NC fleet in H-W

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMKcC-gWUZY[/media]

[Wingedwizard]

Hold still Sam I'm trying to kill you.

[ItsGary]

[url]http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1509939&page=1&sid=1014820994&sid=235977015[/url]

Meh my account expired, can someone printscreen?

Also,

[url]http://www.clearskiesthemovie.com/[/url]

Man I am just loaded with content today aren't I?

[Mp6]

Awesome, the new clearskies is out! Can't wait to watch it.

[Wingedwizard]

-derp I didn't re-read his edited post-

[sp]Its Hot Drop'O Clock![/sp]

[PajamaSam]

02:01:51 Notify An outpost owned by Free-Space-Ranger has entered reinforced mode

[Bulaba0]

And that's basically how M-0 was accidentally the entire sov.

[Wingar]

Guys! Clear Skies 3 is finally out!
Fuck yes, half way through downloading now!
[url]http://clearskiesthemovie.com/[/url]

[ItsGary]

[QUOTE=wingless;30133442]Guys! Clear Skies 3 is finally out!
Fuck yes, half way through downloading now!
[url]http://clearskiesthemovie.com/[/url][/QUOTE]

Hehe

[scout1]

So this guy's asking in jita local (I usually keep an eye on it JUST IN CASE) if someone can do a quick courier. Either the guy's a moron or a scammer so whatever, I'll play. Convo him up, ask him what's up.

10m for amarr --> jita 11km3 with a 75m collat. Now, 10m's a lot, so I figure there's something good in there. I quickly convinced him to use *me* for the courier. He puts it up, I accept, look inside and there's 3 containers. Well I have to leave to do shit so even though he said "hurry up" I was in no hurry. Come back and he's tried convo'ing me with 3 different characters and sent me an evemail. I fly to amarr to check on what's so important and lo and behold, inside the courier package....

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE067.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE068.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE069.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE070.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE071.png[/img]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE072.png[/img]

Also the evemail correspondence:

[quote]Re: Re: WHATS UP?
From: Zoozle
Sent: 2011.05.30 17:58
To: Treia Laguna,

what? how can you do that?

this is my luck, im having the worst day of my fucking life today.

you know what its like to do everything you can to succeed and fail miserably. yeah thats me, and i know youre thinking who gives a fuck, i just took this guys shit haha, what an idiot.

but man, i want to say thanks for giving me the last reason i needed.

my fucking wife left me 2 weeks ago, and took my daughter from me today. she used to play with me. but i guessi can just stop playing.

so laugh it up cool guy, i appreciate all your hardwork.

cheers

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Re: WHATS UP?
From: Treia Laguna
Sent: 2011.05.30 17:55
To: Zoozle,

Sorry zoozle, the courier's gonna be failed. I'm taking the package. :)

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WHATS UP?
From: Zoozle
Sent: 2011.05.30 17:52
To: Treia Laguna,

Hey sorry, i dont mean to bug you.

i just have 2 hours left to get a plex before my account runs out. are we still on schedule?
[/quote]

Don't play EVE without knowing what it entails, kids.

[Jack Trades]

[QUOTE=scout1;30141762]So this guy's asking in jita local (I usually keep an eye on it JUST IN CASE) if someone can do a quick courier. Either the guy's a moron or a scammer so whatever, I'll play. Convo him up, ask him what's up.

10m for amarr --> jita 11km3 with a 75m collat. Now, 10m's a lot, so I figure there's something good in there. I quickly convinced him to use *me* for the courier. He puts it up, I accept, look inside and there's 3 containers. Well I have to leave to do shit so even though he said "hurry up" I was in no hurry. Come back and he's tried convo'ing me with 3 different characters and sent me an evemail. I fly to amarr to check on what's so important and lo and behold, inside the courier package....

*stuffs*

Also the evemail correspondence:

Don't play EVE without knowing what it entails, kids.[/QUOTE]

That A LOT of shit.

[Computermaster]

I cannot describe the amount of win in the above post.

I just cannot.

[aliendrone123]

Fucking amazing.

[PajamaSam]

Nice one. Are any of the blueprints originals?

[RayvenQ]

[QUOTE=Forumaster;30141832]I cannot describe the amount of win in the above post.

I just cannot.[/QUOTE]

I can't tell whats greater, the amount of win or the amount of Fail

Wish I'd have come across that, gathering 200mil for a Hulk kinda sucks, especially when i lost 2 drakes in the same day.

[scout1]

He's persistent. He wants it back. So what do I do? Quickly buy all the stuff (that you can SEE) with an alt, make up a fake courier to another alt, and contract him that plastic wrap.

[quote][18:53:46] Treia Laguna > you want it all back?
[18:53:50] Zoozle > yes
[18:53:58] Zoozle > man im sick to my stomach right now
[18:53:58] Treia Laguna > let me finish this phone call then
[18:57:29] Treia Laguna > You said you have 207m? :)
[18:57:50] Zoozle > barely yeah
[18:58:25] Treia Laguna > There's your shit, I even delivered it
[18:58:27] Treia Laguna > Have a nice day.
[19:00:20] Treia Laguna > <url=contract:30000142//42039666>[Multiple Items]</url>
[19:00:27] Treia Laguna > got it?
[19:01:08] Treia Laguna > Hello?
[19:01:12] Zoozle > yeah
[19:01:15] Zoozle > transferring isk
[19:01:35] Zoozle > and borrowing some
[19:02:01] Treia Laguna > Hey, bro.
[19:02:07] Treia Laguna > There's nothing in there.
[19:02:11] Treia Laguna > You've been had. Twice.
[/quote]

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/EVE073.png[/img]

[editline]30th May 2011[/editline]

[quote]
[19:03:24] Zoozle > ur fucked man
[19:04:13] Treia Laguna > have your alliance dec me or something :)
[19:04:40] Zoozle > ur seriously fucked in the head
[19:04:47] Treia Laguna > Welcome
[19:04:48] Treia Laguna > to eve
[19:05:00] Zoozle > fucking sociopath
[/quote]

[sanitarium.]

Fool him once, shame on him. Fool him twice, what a fucking idiot.

[aliendrone123]

Jesus Christ man. You like, fucked that guy over so hard. Respect x100

[chainsauce]

:golfclap:

[RayvenQ]

Now I'm Envois scout, your second scam on him got way more than what i need to earn for my Hulk. Don't suppose you feel like sharing the love around to you, wait, this is eve, who am I kidding lol.

[scout1]

This is true, I owe computermaster 450m so I have to pay him back first. What happened to your avatar, though?

[PajamaSam]

:golfclap:

So about how much did you make in total?

[RayvenQ]

Garry got envious that mine was bigger than his, so he deleted it.

[scout1]

[QUOTE=PajamaSam;30143062]:golfclap:

So about how much did you make in total?[/QUOTE]

I have no idea, I'm contracting it to red freight to take it to jita (don't trust myself taking it through the amarr > jita route, suicide ganks abound there). I made 130mm off that item exchange, though. The cytosericin was 75m to buy. I'll total it up when I have it in jita and I can sit down and examine all the items in detail, been jumping around all day doing work outside.

[Pridit]

You sir are a winner.

[Naofa]

This. This is why Eve is such an amazing game.

[HellSoldier]

What the flying [b][i]fuck[/i][/b]?

[Computermaster]

Good to know CCP knows its game well:

[img]http://gyazo.com/2cfaf8e350da03742954e009b9be6cb8.png[/img]

(Also, no chance that it's showing my active ship as at the time my ship was a Ferox.)