The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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I am definitely going to be a Redguard with white hair. I shall name him Kerberos, incarnation of Kerberos. And he will be the most badass motherfucker to ever roam the lands.
[QUOTE=DDSNv2;31721780]Wait, where is this footage? [B]I MUST KNOW.[/B]
(instead of rating me late can you actually post a link or something ;_;)[/QUOTE]it keeps getting taken down. it's going to be officially released eventually though, just wait
[editline]14th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=DDSNv2;31721780]Wait, where is this footage? [B]I MUST KNOW.[/B]
(instead of rating me late can you actually post a link or something ;_;)[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiZdYoLAzM4[/url]
it's still up here
I'm going to make my character a super powerfull BOSS everyone fears.
Shit no way, I was gonna make a character too!
A thought just crossed my head. Dragons can attack cities right? And there's a shout for summoning a dragon as far I remember, So in theory we can get lock up in jail, and shout for the aid of a dragon to break the player out. Or I suppose you can just shout Fus roh dah at the cell door. Could be worth trying but I doubt it would work seeing how things might be limited. Then again I'm going to be pissed if I can't shout Fus roh dah at said door in order to break it down.
[QUOTE=Exuberance;31721771]this happened to me about 30 minutes ago
[video=youtube;wX-1BazNK9E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX-1BazNK9E[/video]
needless to say I almost died laughing[/QUOTE]
I love how it just keeps smashing him into the ceiling
Fixed the stuttering by not forcing AA in the nvidia panel, game runs as smooth as poo
only problems now are that some distant parts of the land don't render (for example, a floating Imperial City or floating trees) and the typical expected crashes when entering/exiting cells
[QUOTE=Mikkelmann;31711494]It just looks like a black guy with a beard and gray hair, to me. To me, drows need to be.. less buff and more elvish than him, at least.[/QUOTE]
I mean colorwise, they look alike
[QUOTE=Generic.Monk;31711505]because black people, believe it or not, aren't reddish-brown[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Ladowerf;31711770]hey guys, i have something to tell you!!
it's a secret but.... black people are..... can you believe it... DARK! they're not red like how they teach us in the elder scrolls! they've been lying this whole time! can you believe it? a video game..... with BLACK people!!!![/QUOTE]
Im pretty sure I was talking about the Redguard, not black people.
[editline]14th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Exuberance;31721771]this happened to me about 30 minutes ago
[video=youtube;wX-1BazNK9E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX-1BazNK9E[/video]
needless to say I almost died laughing[/QUOTE]
When I first did this quest I laughed my ass off, but since I'm a fucking karmafag, I just had to try and save him.
So many tries, from entering in a conversation with him while I fight the enemies and try to push him off the traps to using my paralyze staff to freeze the fucker in place.
On the seventh time I finally made it.
Got nothing in return so I just paralyzed him on his way out and the fucker got spiked.
[QUOTE=Exuberance;31721771]this happened to me about 30 minutes ago
[video=youtube;wX-1BazNK9E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX-1BazNK9E[/video]
needless to say I almost died laughing[/QUOTE]
I just did that quest too. I laughed at how stupid he was and the fact it continued to smash him.
Could you guys help me with my entering/exiting cell crashes? Here's my load order.
[code]Oblivion.esm
All Natural Base.esm
Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esm
Better Cities Resources.esm
Unofficial Oblivion Patch.esp
UOP Vampire Aging & Face Fix.esp
Oblivion Citadel Door Fix.esp
DLCShiveringIsles.esp
Unofficial Shivering Isles Patch.esp
Better Cities .esp
All Natural.esp
All Natural - SI.esp
All Natural - Real Lights.esp
WindowLightingSystem.esp
Living Economy.esp
Living Economy - Items.esp
Streamline 3.1.esp
DLCHorseArmor.esp
DLCOrrery.esp
DLCVileLair.esp
DLCMehrunesRazor.esp
DLCSpellTomes.esp
EVE_StockEquipmentReplacer.esp
DLCThievesDen.esp
Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esp
DLCFrostcrag.esp
Knights.esp
EVE_KnightsoftheNine.esp
ElsweyrAnequina.esp
ElsweyrAnequinaMTP.esp
ElsweyrAnequina - Races HGEC-Robert.esp
xuldarkforest.esp
xulStendarrValley.esp
xulTheHeath.esp
XulEntiusGorge.esp
xulFallenleafEverglade.esp
xulColovianHighlands_EV.esp
xulChorrolHinterland.esp
xulBeachesOfCyrodiilLostCoast.esp
xulBravilBarrowfields.esp
xulLushWoodlands.esp
xulAncientYews.esp
xulAncientRedwoods.esp
xulCloudtopMountains.esp
xulArriusCreek.esp
xulPatch_AY_AC.esp
xulRollingHills_EV_withoutWheat.esp
xulPantherRiver.esp
xulRiverEthe.esp
xulBrenaRiverRavine.esp
xulImperialIsle.esp
xulBlackwoodForest.esp
xulCheydinhalFalls.esp
xulAspenWood.esp
xulSkingradOutskirts.esp
xulSnowdale.esp
xulCliffsOfAnvil.esp
xulSilverfishRiverValley.esp
Harvest [Flora].esp
Harvest [Flora] - Shivering Isles.esp
Harvest [Flora] - DLCVileLair.esp
Harvest [Flora] - DLCFrostcrag.esp
EVE_ShiveringIslesEasterEggs.esp
Alternative Start by Robert Evrae.esp
Oblivion XP.esp
Let There Be Darkness - Cyrodiil + SI.esp
Let There Be Darkness - Knights.esp
Let There Be Darkness - Mehrunes Razor.esp
Vanilla_Race_Overhaul.esp
EVE_KhajiitFix.esp
KT_CustomRaceFix.esp
Better Cities Full.esp
Better Cities - VWD of the IC.esp
Better Imperial City.esp
Better Cities Full FPS Patch.esp
Better Cities - Unique Landscape Barrowfields.esp
Better Cities - Unique Landscape Chorrol Hinterland.esp
Better Cities - Unique Landscape Cheydinhal Falls.esp
Better Cities - Unique Landscape Skingrad Outskirts.esp
Better Imperial City FPS Patch.esp
Better Cities - Unique Landscape Imperial Isle.esp
Oblivion Graphics Extender Support.esp
Bashed Patch, 0.esp
Colored Map for Elsweyr 1.1.esp
[/code]
nehrim is great.
[url]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=20516[/url]
BOSS, destroying the need of asking other people about your load order.
If it's a load order, or even incompatibility, issue that will fix it or tell you.
[url]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=22282[/url]
You can also try that, if BOSS doesn't solve your issue.
Just throwing out suggestions there, I'm by no means an expert in the area.
I'm also going to recommend you DON'T use the OBGE support plugin, causes tons of issues for me.
Just load the shaders via shaderlist.txt.
(@Diet Kane)
[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31722781][url]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=20516[/url]
BOSS, destroying the need of asking other people about your load order.
If it's a load order, or even incompatibility, issue that will fix it or tell you.
[url]http://www.tesnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=22282[/url]
You can also try that, if BOSS doesn't solve your issue.
Just throwing out suggestions there, I'm by no means an expert in the area.
I'm also going to recommend you DON'T use the OBGE support plugin, causes tons of issues for me.
Just load the shaders via shaderlist.txt.
(@Diet Kane)[/QUOTE]
Aye, I've been using BOSS. I should also add that the crashes usually happen after the 3rd occurrence of entering/exiting a cell.
I'll go ahead and delete that program, maybe even the entire plugin. Shit makes no sense on how to use
[img]http://gyazo.com/3acbef80facf965a8679a2976fc9ded1.png[/img]
Horsedrowner is an awesome person who deserves awesome respect for being such an awesome person.
I am playing Oblivion right now and I'm killing necromancers for one of the gods. She sent me to their cave and I just happened across a table of books and a fire next to said books.
The combination of the two didn't really register in my head until I accidentally threw one of the books around and it had landed right inside the flames.
I wasn't expecting the book to burn, I knew it wouldn't. But it triggered a memory of how in Skyrim the dragons burn into embers when they die.
If they implemented that with books, scrolls, papers, dead bodies and the like then that would be really cool.
[QUOTE=Stud Muffin;31723377]I am playing Oblivion right now and I'm killing necromancers for one of the gods. She sent me to their cave and I just happened across a table of books and a fire next to said books.
The combination of the two didn't really register in my head until I accidentally threw one of the books around and it had landed right inside the flames.
I wasn't expecting the book to burn, I knew it wouldn't. But it triggered a memory of how in Skyrim the dragons burn into embers when they die.
If they implemented that with books, scrolls, papers, dead bodies and the like then that would be really cool.[/QUOTE]
Burn quest-related books.
Break Prophecy. :v:
Burn book you [sp]need to give to martian[/sp]
Break life
I still have no idea how I unlocked Spark. I just got it for no apparent reason. Not complaining though!
Started playing Oblivion (never played it before) and it's absolutely amazing. I'm a bit more excited for Skyrim now. I hope they reduce the amount of dungeons though.
[QUOTE=Dubious George;31723488]Burn quest-related books.
Break Prophecy. :v:[/QUOTE]
You can find the books outside of the quest.
Unless of course we're talking about the Thief's Guild here, then I think burning those scrolls would cause some heavy problems.
[QUOTE=RivaGe;31723641]Started playing Oblivion (never played it before) and it's absolutely amazing. I'm a bit more excited for Skyrim now. I hope they reduce the amount of dungeons though.[/QUOTE]Why would you want that?
I hope they increase the number of dungeons*
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31716203][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVB1KjVlfvY[/media]
Found this.[/QUOTE]
Strange that the spinoffs still ran in MS-DOS mode.
I grinned like a motherfucker when the Morrowind theme started playing, though. Pity the same didn't happen with Oblivion - it works quite well with Skyrim as well, although I'm convinced that theme's a different mix to the other ones I'm finding of Skyrim's theme.
[QUOTE=Grizz;31723864]I hope they increase the number of dungeons*[/QUOTE]
I prefer walking on the surface.
[QUOTE=RivaGe;31723922]I prefer walking on the surface.[/QUOTE]
Then walk on the surface...
[QUOTE=RivaGe;31723922]I prefer walking on the surface.[/QUOTE]
Thank god the Skyrim demo dungeon looked a lot more interesting, though. I loathe underground rat warrens as well.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;31723968]Thank god the Skyrim demo dungeon looked a lot more interesting, though. I loathe underground rat warrens as well.[/QUOTE]
hopefully light coming from Openings in the ceilings would reflect the current time of day
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31724004]hopefully light coming from Openings in the ceilings would reflect the current time of day[/QUOTE]
Hopefully they don't get divided into flat levels, too.
[QUOTE=HubmaN;31723878]Strange that the spinoffs still ran in MS-DOS mode.
I grinned like a motherfucker when the Morrowind theme started playing, though. Pity the same didn't happen with Oblivion - it works quite well with Skyrim as well, although I'm convinced that theme's a different mix to the other ones I'm finding of Skyrim's theme.[/QUOTE]I still think Oblivion's trailer is still epic as hell, due in no small part to Patrick Stewart.
[QUOTE=Smashman;31723554]I still have no idea how I unlocked Spark. I just got it for no apparent reason. Not complaining though![/QUOTE]
I've had it happen a couble of times too, sometimes while I'm in a dungeon and I'm hit by some lightning effect upon load. Scared the shit out of me one night. I have no idea what could be causing it.
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