The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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I hope telekinesis becomes more useful in Skyrim, I oblivion, you could just throw a spell at an item on a high surface and just pick up items that is laying on the ground. I remember making a 2 minute telekinesis spell, I used it on an item and it ends up an inch in front of my face and I can't drop it.
Also, I may have found out why the Argonians have those ridiculous horns in Skyrim; it may be due to sexual selection or to be more understandable: bigger horns, higher chance of getting laid!
[QUOTE=Kentz;31724124]Argonians had horns in Morrowind too, didn´t they in Oblivion?[/QUOTE]
They had spikes.
[QUOTE=mr apple;31724157][url]http://lo-ping.org/2011/08/06/40-minutes-of-skyrim-gameplay-thank-us-later/[/url][/QUOTE]
Aye, this is the one I saw. Shame it freezes at about 25 mins, and then it all goes outta sync. Looking pretty epic though! November cannot come faster.
Do you think you can fall off edges in the middle of conversations in Skyrim?
[QUOTE=Hellborg 65;31724973]Do you think you can fall off edges in the middle of conversations in Skyrim?[/QUOTE]
I don't know about you but I buy games to play them not find ways to break them.
I thinks so since the world goes on as normal when you talk to people. I hope there is some kind of quest where you can lead a person up on a mountain and unlock the chat option "FOS RO DAAAAAAAAAAAH" to blow him off a cliff. That would be hilarious.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31724985]I don't know about you but I buy games to play them not find ways to break them.[/QUOTE]
I would find it pretty funny if it did happen to be honest.
[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31724985]I don't know about you but I buy games to play them not find ways to break them.[/QUOTE]
Unavoidable consequence of making your game an open-world sandboxy type affair.
I was just playing oblivion, going up to cloud ruler temple, when I noticed this deer following me everywhere
[img]http://cloud.steampowered.com/ugc/541776341461266643/9FE7EECC6F7D4C5A79AACC58D1D63F6249FB9173/[/img]
I killed it
[video=youtube;q31OGHGQoG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31OGHGQoG4[/video]
The Quakecon video, uploaded once again. Get it while it lasts.
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;31725382][video=youtube;q31OGHGQoG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31OGHGQoG4[/video]
The Quakecon video, uploaded once again. Get it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, I just downloaded the one from before about 2 hours ago.
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;31725382][video=youtube;q31OGHGQoG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31OGHGQoG4[/video]
The Quakecon video, uploaded once again. Get it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]
Why can't the crowd shut up for more then 10 seconds at a time
[QUOTE=Ir1shfox;31725550]Why can't the crowd shut up for more then 10 seconds at a time[/QUOTE]
I died a little inside when someone screamed to teabag one of the enemies.
Every time the commentator goes Dragon born! I get the chills all over my face.
I feel vicarious shame all over when watching that Quakecon video :(
[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;31725382][video=youtube;q31OGHGQoG4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31OGHGQoG4[/video]
The Quakecon video, uploaded once again. Get it while it lasts.[/QUOTE]
I hope there will be a version sometime soon where the audio isn't completely fucked halfway in
For some reason the faces in Skyrim vaguely remind me of the faces in Assassin's Creed
[QUOTE=Ir1shfox;31725550]Why can't the crowd shut up for more then 10 seconds at a time[/QUOTE]
On the contrary, I love that crowd.
Found this really old screenshot of Oblivion on the old forums that made me laugh :P
[img]http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/2866/moepaardje.jpg[/img]
I had a really wierd adventure in Morrowind, I was in one of the slaver cave on the Bitter Coast, I was doing my usually "punch people unitl I drink their blood, let them go and disappear" routine but this time the last person I attacked was a Dark Elf who I guess when insane with paranoia because after I disappeared in front of him he started attacking his friends who just tried to run away from him. He was eventually the last one left so I started drinking his blood again, I was thinking of turing him into a vampire or cattle but just drank him dry as I was a little beaten up by his random stabs in the dark. Also another slaver followed me underwater while I was visible, I cast an invisiblity spell on me and snuck underneith him and he drowned.
I've decided to play a good vampire than toys with mortals as this drink-and-run tactic is too fun.
[QUOTE=Ir1shfox;31725550]Why can't the crowd shut up for more then 10 seconds at a time[/QUOTE]
Because you got a bunch of nerds getting a sneak peek at possibly one of their favorite game franchises new installments, it's like 12 year old girls at a Justin Bieber concert, you cannot expect anything less.
If I were there I would have been cranking it in the back and screaming the whole time.
holy balls why does modding oblivion have to be such a pain in the ass
how the hell do I order my mods, this one mod's readme says use BOSS but it just confuses me
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;31725822]I hope there will be a version sometime soon where the audio isn't completely fucked halfway in[/QUOTE]
There is a video on YouTube with the last 10 minutes without the desync. I wish someone could merge the videos together.
I was escorting someone on Solstheim when I ran into a berserker, both the berserker and my escort were fighting with their fists so I unequipped my weapon and joined the brawl, our fight let us into a stream and we managed to down the berserker, he then drowned in the stream. That was a good fight.
Also the stream was like 20 cm deep.
[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31726123]I had a really wierd adventure in Morrowind, I was in one of the slaver cave on the Bitter Coast, I was doing my usually "punch people unitl I drink their blood, let them go and disappear" routine but this time the last person I attacked was a Dark Elf who I guess when insane with paranoia because after I disappeared in front of him he started attacking his friends who just tried to run away from him. He was eventually the last one left so I started drinking his blood again, I was thinking of turing him into a vampire or cattle but just drank him dry as I was a little beaten up by his random stabs in the dark. Also another slaver followed me underwater while I was visible, I cast an invisiblity spell on me and snuck underneith him and he drowned.
I've decided to play a good vampire than toys with mortals as this drink-and-run tactic is too fun.[/QUOTE]
Oh man, Morrowind vampire mods are really interesting.
At least, I presume that's what you're using. Otherwise, you've probably taken too much skooma.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;31726288]holy balls why does modding oblivion have to be such a pain in the ass
how the hell do I order my mods, this one mod's readme says use BOSS but it just confuses me[/QUOTE]
If you would just bother to google BOSS you would soon find out that BOSS "correctly positions over 12,100 mods".
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