The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!
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The fuck is up with the missing eyes? It's the third screenshot I see with a person having a white one.
[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;31731101]I'm surprised that everyones favorite seems to be mostly Dunmer or Argonian. I just got a cool idea for a wood elf who uses a bow and daggers or a shortsword. He impresses all the nobles of the area but has a very dark side and will kill people for bumping into him.
If anyone has a better or cooler race that would work with what I want then I would be all ears.[/QUOTE]
The most brown-redish Redguard in all cyrodill, riding on his noble steed Shitchuck, crushing the wicked and the corrupt with his hammer of bright crystal that can shatter bone and rock with a swing.
And when his foes least expect, the heavily armored knight do his flips'n'shit and blast a fireball into their jaw-dropped, awe struck faces.
But mainly he just crack their head with Nerveshatter.
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;31732410]The fuck is up with the missing eyes? It's the third screenshot I see with a person having a white one.[/QUOTE]
Badass.
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Also I can't wait to see the Majestic City of Dawnstar!
[sp]And fucking the shit out of it :v:[/sp]
[QUOTE=proch;31732464]Badass.[/QUOTE]
May be, but I think they're overdoing it.
[img]http://www.elderscrollv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/elder-scrolls-skyrim-2.jpg[/img]
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Anybody got that neat little Elder Scrolls emblem to go with the rainmeter countdown skin? Someone posted it a while ago and I lost it.
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;31732410]The fuck is up with the missing eyes? It's the third screenshot I see with a person having a white one.[/QUOTE]
It's one of the many scars you can choose from, the people playing the demo must have really liked it.
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Hot.
After I finish the main quest of my replay of Oblivion as a badass 9 Divines fearing Nord who's the Divine Crusader, I do believe I'll actually attempt to be a mage for the first time ever. I've never ever had much of anything to do with magic other than lockpicking, healing, and the basic spells like Flare.
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Elbows are too pointy.
[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;31732410]The fuck is up with the missing eyes? It's the third screenshot I see with a person having a white one.[/QUOTE]
it looks cool
oh wow i sure did spend a lot of time reading those new posts
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That's old actually
[QUOTE=Pretty Obscure;31732002]Here's hoping Dwemer will make a return in future Elder Scrolls games.[/QUOTE]
Besides they are all dead (Except for one, Yagrum Bagarn)
Unless of course, a new elder scrolls game will take place prior to the former ones.
[QUOTE=Kentz;31732611]Besides they are all dead (Except for one, Yagrum Bagarn)
Unless of course, a new elder scrolls game will take place prior to the former ones.[/QUOTE]
We don't know if they're dead. They just disappeared, and there are lots of theories.
[QUOTE=KmScMT;31732641]We don't know if they're dead. They just disappeared, and there are lots of theories.[/QUOTE]
You´re right, I forget some of my Lore knowledge there.
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That dungeon looks amazing!
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I posted that a while ago, but this one is better quality.
Initially I thought she was imperial, but may actually be a redguard. That other shot of that one white chick was a redgaurd, based on what one of the developers said.
[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31731043]Chameleon was a great spell.
It's like Crit-A-Cola to Bonk!
Lesser invisibility (that is upgradable) and allow usage of doors or other shit.
Or full invisibility and not being able to do shit.[/QUOTE]
Chameleon was a good counterpart to invisibility right until you hit 100%, at which point it became a game breaker.
[QUOTE=MasterG;31732846]How long do you think it'll be before someone replaces all the dragon shouts with swearing?
[b]FUCK YOUUUU![/b] (BLAST WAVE)[/QUOTE]
I estimate the length of time before I can modify the sounds.
So I'd say ~30 seconds.
I don't know why, but every time I see one of those new orcs I think 'Ronald Regan'.
I have no idea why it is. Maybe the hair?
eyebrow spikes
But seriously no one in this game has fucking sleeves
Now thats an Ork.
this orc is really looking more like an orc.
starting to like it
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That Orc looks awesome! Nothing like the abnormalities in Oblivion.
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They did it again! :v:
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[sp]The eye I mean[/sp]
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Dad?!
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[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;31732552]Hot.[/QUOTE]
Bro, I think that's a tranny.
Wonder if all the orcs will have an underbite with two pointy teeth.
[QUOTE=Carne;31733516]Wonder if all the orcs will have an underbite with two pointy teeth.[/QUOTE]
I hope so, this is Elder Scrolls, not the next Shrek video game.
Shrek was an ogre
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