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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

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[QUOTE=Sonicdude;31772825]Two sets of iron armor, whether the pauldrons and extra are separate pieces or added by improving through crafting is unknown.[/QUOTE] Blacksmithing and enchanting have both been confirmed in the quakecon/E3 demo.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31779548]I don't think it IS illegal to murder kids in video games. Deus Ex let you kill kids. Maybe ESRB would wind up rating it AO now-a-days, but it wouldn't be 'illegal'. At least as far as I know. [/QUOTE] It's far easier for them to let the community do it, as they can't get legally attacked, and people who really want it can have it.

I wonder why PETA hasn't complained about killing a bandit's dog in Oblivion, but killing an innocent child in a city is crossing boundaries. The reason is that organizations like PETA is afraid of that some people may want to kill their animals because it is the closest living being that you can kill, it will also not tell you if it is in pain the same way as a human being. The same is for children, if you're playing Skyrim, and your neighbor's kids annoy you, what would you want to do when you play a game that includes murdering and children annoy you. If the game also included killing children, it would be like pouring gasoline on a fire. Children are also weaker than you which makes them an easy match. Also, for all of you that may have hope for mods, the children may only be animated NPCs so they do not require ragdolls, which means that the modders have to decompile, edit and recompile all the child models to add a ragdoll.

[QUOTE=DrasarSalman;31780074]Also, for all of you that may have hope for mods, the children may only be animated NPCs so they do not require ragdolls, which means that the modders have to decompile, edit and recompile all the child models.[/QUOTE] The kids are going to be handled just like in FO3/NV so I don't see that being a problem.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31774859]Also, I bring news: [url]http://www.gamepur.com/news/4944-pete-hines-unveils-new-skyrim-details-twitter.html[/url][/QUOTE] Q: Will the guards still beat the shit out of me if I move a grape 2 ft?

Just make the kids disappear if you kill their parents or something. That way you have a town completely destroyed, and no kids die.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31779548]I don't think it IS illegal to murder kids in video games. Deus Ex let you kill kids. Maybe ESRB would wind up rating it AO now-a-days, but it wouldn't be 'illegal'. At least as far as I know. Anyway, I may mod it in myself. Have mod tools been confirmed on launch, or will they be coming out after? [/QUOTE] It's not illegal, but the ESRB would rate the game AO, PEGI wont rate a game where the player can kill kids and neither will the BBFC, the former making it essentially illegal, the latter making it actually illegal.

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;31780765]It's not illegal, but the ESRB would rate the game AO, PEGI wont rate a game where the player can kill kids and neither will the BBFC, the former making it essentially illegal, the latter making it actually illegal.[/QUOTE] So it's not illegal, but it is? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/psyduck.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;31780765]It's not illegal, but the ESRB would rate the game AO, PEGI wont rate a game where the player can kill kids and neither will the BBFC, the former making it essentially illegal, the latter making it actually illegal.[/QUOTE] PEGI can't make anything illegal

[QUOTE=Smashman;31780869]So it's not illegal, but it is? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/psyduck.gif[/img][/QUOTE] Yes. Illegal in the UK, kind of. It's not actually illegal but it wont be rated which means selling the game would be illegal in the UK, everywhere else it wouldn't be illegal to sell but stores wont stock unrated games. [editline]17th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Zezibesh;31780930]PEGI can't make anything illegal[/QUOTE] Which is why I said essentially, but not actually. No store will stock unrated games and publishers wont print them.

It's like Sex VS Gore all over again. SEX IS BAD BUT KILLING PEOPLE IS O.K.!

Yeah, sex is bad indeed. We should cut our dicks off because having sex is natural. I mean, come on, sex is worse than a mass genocide.

Logic generally stays away from the masses.

[QUOTE=PhantomGamers;31776837]2. Are kids killable in the game? A: No Fuck, why have them in there at all then? Kills immersion. IF I WANT TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE TOWN TO TAKE THE TOWN AS MY OWN, I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE IT WITH PESKY CHILDREN. I expect the good community to make a release day mod for this. Kids should only be essential if, like other NPCs, they are NEEDED for a quest.[/QUOTE] you're weird man

It's been more than 30 years, video games. Why is sex still taboo? Movies matured way faster than this.

[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;31781614]It's been more than 30 years, video games. Why is sex still taboo? Movies matured way faster than this.[/QUOTE] Heavy Christian/Fundamentalist/Anti-games lobbys. Remember how metal used to be the anti-christ, and how it destroyed children? Just a thing that goes round.

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31781605]you're weird man[/QUOTE] It was like in Fallout 3. I killed everyone in Megaton except the fucking kids. Why are small terminators walking around? Wait, it makes sense since we are in the future.

Probably already confirmed, but Wes Johnson said this on Twitter: [quote]I HAVE recorded for Skyrim. I'm merely 1 of 70 voice actors filling a small portion of a HUGE world. But; it's WAY cool :-D[/quote]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GS9DO.png[/IMG] [B]PREPARE YOUR BODIES FOR CONTESTS AND please let me win oh god please.[/B]

I was scared for a second that there was 70 voice actors across the whole of Skyrim :downs:

[QUOTE=proch;31778157]I still need to choose my weapon. I don't want to just have a Sword or Axe.[/QUOTE] Alright, fuck weapons. I'm going to tear dragons apart with my very hands. I just started vanilla Morrowind again, angry nord, No Armor and hand to hand. This is fucking overpowered. [editline]17th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=jlj1;31781842]I was scared for a second that there was 70 voice actors across the whole of Skyrim :downs:[/QUOTE] still better than 2. like oblivion.

[QUOTE=proch;31781906]still better than 2. like oblivion.[/QUOTE] To be fair there was at least one dude at least trying to sound different. [sp]The lack of voice work, while strange, never really bothered me. I'm in the minority in this opinion i'm sure[/sp]

[QUOTE=Zethiwag;31781605]you're weird man[/QUOTE] How do you figure? I would agree with you, I'm very weird, but how does that particular post make me weird?

[QUOTE=proch;31781906]I just started vanilla Morrowind again, angry nord, No Armor and hand to hand. This is fucking overpowered[/QUOTE] If you don't wear any armour, you don't get the benefit of Unarmoured unless you have the code patch, even then I've heard it still doesn't work correctly. If you want something with an armour rating that doesn't look like armour wear cloth bracers. Oh and hand-to-hand is incredibly effective if paired with damage fatigue spells.

[QUOTE=Jericho_Rus;31781741][B]PREPARE YOUR BODIES FOR CONTESTS AND please let me win oh god please.[/B][/QUOTE] I will prepare my old people's naked bodies.

[QUOTE=DiscoInferno;31781986]If you don't wear any armour, you don't get the benefit of Unarmoured unless you have the code patch, even then I've heard it still doesn't work correctly. If you want something with an armour rating that doesn't look like armour wear cloth bracers. Oh and hand-to-hand is incredibly effective if paired with damage fatigue spells.[/QUOTE] I'm wearing the trousers you have on you when you start the game and that's it.

There it is. Skyrim using Steamworks. [url]http://twitter.com/#!/ElderScrolls/status/103844894413557760[/url]

[QUOTE=Smashman;31784454]There it is. Skyrim using Steamworks. [url]http://twitter.com/#!/ElderScrolls/status/103844894413557760[/url][/QUOTE] Steamworks only like New Vegas or optional? Because if it's only then I'm mad.

[QUOTE=Aerkhan;31784508]Steamworks only like New Vegas or optional? Because if it's only then I'm mad.[/QUOTE] Why? Also, I reinstalled oblivion because of that hilariously awesome webcomic Prequel. I never knew how hard it would be to find normal pants instead of a bunch of damn skirts.

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