The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim V5: But there is one they fear - Dragon porn!

[Fofilolipop]

[QUOTE=DX_V;31794166]Dual wield shields? Pussies.

Going for that dual-torch build.[/QUOTE]

pfft, dual bows is easily the best build.

[wizlord]

Fuck y'all I'm going for triple claymores

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;31794407]Fuck y'all I'm going for triple claymores[/QUOTE]

pfft I beat my enemies by dual wielding other dead enemies, just like real men do.

[Paleman]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;31794407]Fuck y'all I'm going for triple claymores[/QUOTE]

giant battleaxes in each hand, and another strapped to a helm, playing as a blonde nord

[editline]18th August 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31794621]pfft I beat my enemies by dual wielding other dead enemies, just like real men do.[/QUOTE]

ok you win

[thrawn2787]

[QUOTE=aliendrone123;31793774]Fixed.[/QUOTE]

Eh they both begin with B. Bosmer, bacon, breton, bagels, what's the difference?

[Cuntsman]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;31794386]I don't recall anyone saying it was banned, just that nobody openly practiced it anymore because Traven was such a douchenozzle about it[/QUOTE]

Necromancy is banned in the mages guild, meaning if you're caught practicing it you get expelled. It's perfectly legal in Cyrodiil though, but the real question is why the fuck Traven banned it in the first place

[Librarian]

[QUOTE=zerosix;31794357]hi librarian can you show me the section on the lusty argonian maid

i need it for educational purposes and i can't find it on the shelves, is it in the restricted area?[/QUOTE]

The original book is currently unavailable, high chancellor Ocato has requested it for... certain reasons. However, you may find a duplicate of the book [URL="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/29080609/Imperial%20Library/The%20Lusty%20Argonian%20Maid.pdf"]Here.[/URL]

[Lorr]

[QUOTE=red_pharoah;31794621]pfft I beat my enemies by dual wielding other dead enemies, just like real men do.[/QUOTE]

I dual wield dual wielded silver claymores wielded by dead people.

[red_pharoah]

[QUOTE=Kiq;31794851]I dual wield dual wielded silver claymores wielded by dead people.[/QUOTE]

I'd try to top that but I don't want it to get more bizarre than that.

[sp] I dual wield dead people dual wielding dead people dual wielding staffs that shoot dead people dual wielding Claymores with attachable dead people dual wielding wolf ghots.[/sp]

:v:

[Pedro the Fuzzy]

[QUOTE=Cuntsman;31794686]Necromancy is banned in the mages guild, meaning if you're caught practicing it you get expelled. It's perfectly legal in Cyrodiil though, but the real question is why the fuck Traven banned it in the first place[/QUOTE]Oh ok that makes sense.

[Fisk]

You wouldn't be able to dual wield bows since they are 2 handed weapons.

:v:

[Xenomoose]

[QUOTE=thrawn2787;31794671]Eh they both begin with B. Bosmer, bacon, breton, bagels, what's the difference?[/QUOTE]

Bacon and Bagels are noted to be quite delicious. Bosmer and Bretons are not that delectable, even to Long Pork enthusiasts.

[sp]If you didn't know, "Long Pork" is another phrase for "Human Meat".[/sp]

[JumpingHungarian]

I know it's a bit late, but regarding the whole "dual-wielding blocking":

I thought it was kind of common sense that you wouldn't straight up "block" something with a sword/weapon/something that isn't a shield.
If you've got a shield, and someone does an overhand chop with a weapon, it'd be alright (somewhat) to block it straight on with a shield (sure, you're arm would probably go numb or something).
You couldn't really do that with a sword though. I always assumed that you would 'deflect' or turn away the blow, so that, instead of cleaving your face off, it would swipe past you because you redirected it.

Then again, I don't know anything about real sword fighting or dual-wielding, but I've automatically entitled myself as a dual wielding expert after reading every book in [URL="http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden"]this bad-ass mother-fucker's[/URL] series.

Oh, yeah, and how this pertains to Skyrim? I dunno. Maybe they could make you side-step or something. Or actually do a 'parry' instead of full on block. I dunno.

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=That Ninja;31795397]I know it's a bit late, but regarding the whole "dual-wielding blocking":

I thought it was kind of common sense that you wouldn't straight up "block" something with a sword/weapon/something that isn't a shield.
If you've got a shield, and someone does an overhand chop with a weapon, it'd be alright (somewhat) to block it straight on with a shield (sure, you're arm would probably go numb or something).
You couldn't really do that with a sword though. I always assumed that you would 'deflect' or turn away the blow, so that, instead of cleaving your face off, it would swipe past you because you redirected it.

Then again, I don't know anything about real sword fighting or dual-wielding, but I've automatically entitled myself as a dual wielding expert after reading every book in [URL="http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Drizzt_Do'Urden"]this bad-ass mother-fucker's[/URL] series.

Oh, yeah, and how this pertains to Skyrim? I dunno. Maybe they could make you side-step or something. Or actually do a 'parry' instead of full on block. I dunno.[/QUOTE]It would be pretty hard to block a huge hammer or war-axe being thrown at your sword which you are wielding with one hand.

[Muffin?]

I wonder if the last perk you can obtain in the two-handed tree is dual wielding two-handers. I'm not sure if I would like that, but maybe they could balance it by having your character walk slower or take more damage.

[Fisk]

[QUOTE=Muffin?;31795476]I wonder if the last perk you can obtain in the two-handed tree is dual wielding two-handers. I'm not sure if I would like that, but maybe they could balance it by having your character walk slower or take more damage.[/QUOTE]Would look really weird with big axes or similar so I would guess no.

[Lorr]

[QUOTE=Muffin?;31795476]I wonder if the last perk you can obtain in the two-handed tree is dual wielding two-handers. I'm not sure if I would like that, but maybe they could balance it by having your character walk slower or take more damage.[/QUOTE]

Perhaps a slower attack rate/parry rate?

[The89thAlt]

I sort of want a VATS style systeem for Skyrim, but I am unsure how it could work exactly.

[aliendrone123]

The G4 hands on preview:
[url]http://www.g4tv.com/videos/54813/the-elder-scrolls-5-skyrim-hands-on-preview/[/url]

Not really new footage though.

It's more of an interview. I am disappointed.

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=Fisk;31795190]You wouldn't be able to dual wield bows since they are 2 handed weapons.

:v:[/QUOTE]

Use your teeth to pull the bow strings

[Biotoxsin]

It looks like they just reused footage from 4 days ago.

Fuck they did

[wizlord]

[QUOTE=Fisk;31795190]You wouldn't be able to dual wield bows since they are 2 handed weapons.

:v:[/QUOTE]

Maybe if you sat down and held the bows with your feet

[Mr. Khorn]

[QUOTE=KmScMT;31796466]Maybe if you sat down and held the bows with your feet[/QUOTE]

Two footed weapons...

I can see the akward animations now.

[Mini Shot]

I seem to have a problem in Oblivion. The main menu is missing everything except the background.

[Muertos13]

Are you running OBGE with in-game antialiasing turned on?

[Mini Shot]

[QUOTE=Muertos13;31796695]Are you running OBGE with in-game antialiasing turned on?[/QUOTE]
I was not aware of this bug, thanks for the help.

[Muertos13]

you can force it outside of the in-game settings without any drawbacks, though.

[thrawn2787]

Todd bro I ain't buying this till we see some other footage. Even if that means waiting till after release. It worries me too much

[Trooper-Guy1]

I would at least like another trailer or another gameplay video showing a major city or a particular side quest.

[Jurikuer]

[QUOTE=Trooper-guy1;31797213]I would at least like another trailer or another gameplay video showing a major city or a particular side quest.[/QUOTE]

I'd prefer another video showing off more gameplay features. But if they did that I know that won't be enough and I'll always want more until I finally get the game.